1. आप wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch आप sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all कुत्ता for that matter.
3. He looks at आप like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells आप how nice आप smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a वैन, वान from almost crushing आप to death with his भालू hands.
7. He can bounce फल from his feet like a सॉकर ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls आप मकड़ी monkey and runs around with आप on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all कुत्ता for that matter.
3. He looks at आप like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells आप how nice आप smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a वैन, वान from almost crushing आप to death with his भालू hands.
7. He can bounce फल from his feet like a सॉकर ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls आप मकड़ी monkey and runs around with आप on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
Alice and Jasper
