ट्वाईलाईट शृंखला Article: The FUNNIEST Twilight EVA

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posted by IluvjacobOk

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

हे wait a sec i'me just repeating the same story, all over again...

Someone: That's why u should let me tell the story.
Bella: हे who are u?
Someone: I was wondering if u could tell me?
Someone else: I'de tell u.

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another story chapter 43

posted by surfergal

The jet that they flew on to Cali.

I stayed at Max's house for a couple of weeks, I went घर every so often. Max could pick stuff up now sinse his shoulders were heald now.. I was finally able to sleep in my own bed, instead of being on an air mattress. School was starting within three days and I had nothing to take. When I did get into the door of my house Alice came straight to me and ask:
Hey, Addi Do आप want to go school shopping? Alice ask me.
Yeah totally. Let me go up stairs and take a शावर, शॉवर though frist. I said
Okay, great. Alice said.
I loved going shopping Alice, she pick out clothes that was me and that I looked hot...

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प्यार At First Sight Chapter Fourteen

posted by xXjakeloverXx

Chapter Fourteen

I didn’t know how to feel. How was someone expected to feel after they had almost been killed? Someone was gasping. What was wrong with them? As I tried to concentrate, I realized it was myself gasping. I think I was starting to hyperventilate.
“ Grandpa! She needs help!” Renesmee cried beside me. They were trying to get me back to the house. I couldn’t see anything. My vision had black dots clouding it and I felt woozy.
“ She’s going into shock. We need to get her somewhere she can lie down as soon as possible.” I distantly heard Carlisle’s...

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Zoey Cullen Chapter 15

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Ugh I couldn't stand it any more! Edward came out side with Emmet and Jasper. Zoey, what can आप not stand any more? - Edward asked. Just some people, first Collin and now Sawyer!! I said. Slow down, Zoe, What happen with Collin - Jasper asked. I dont want to talk about it, I told them. Jasper would quiet trying to make me spill, I don't want to! I yelled at him. आप need to talk to someone, why not us? Emmett said. Yall are guys, yall wouldn't understand. I told them. Zoe, आप know we will understand, आप can tell us. Edward said. I don't want to and them I lunged for Edward. I had him pinned...

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Blood Lusт - Cнαpтεг иiиε.

posted by EdwardCullen604

"Leahs coming" Alice and Edward कहा in unison. Alice must have been searching the future too. I guess i should have realised that Leah would come after me when her brother was upset considering she had serious anger issuess.

"Why? her patrols not till this evening" Jacob assked in a onfused tone he was still staring at me like he couldn't deide what he thought of me though none of his thoughts were good.

"shes not coming to see आप shes comin to see Cora" they continued to speak at the same time it was kind of freaky. Charro looked anxious as he understood why she was coming. I had to admit...

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Amore - Ch. 10 - Busted

posted by patrisha727

Opps.. sorry आप guys, I forgot to post Amore here. LOL. But I पोस्टेड it on my spot! ^_^

I closed my eyes, involuntarily. Damn, why did I have to get caught!?!?
I turned around to see Edward's hard face slowly.
"Hi..." I said, a little nervous.
Angela just stared at Edward with a shocked expression.
"You need to leave." Edward simply said.
"What's going on in there? That girl should go to the hospital for her arm!" I argued.
"We will take care of that." Edward said.
"What was Jasper doing?" I asked.
Edward sighed.
"You need to go, and not tell anyone, not even your parents, not even your your friends...

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another story chapter 36

posted by surfergal

I had nothing else to say to him. I didn't speak unless he ask something and when he did I pretended like I didn't hear it. I ended up falling asleep again and when I woke up I heard a pow and felt my shoulder that had been shot tiwce now. Then I looked up at him. I saw him have the gun to his head.
No don't do it I said.
Why? I hurt आप I should hurt myslef. He saaid.
No आप shouldn't please don't I told him.
I was breathing really heavy and I was trying to get words out and I couldn't.
Please dont do this. I said.
You will regret it I told him.
No, I'm gonna do it. He said.
Then I watched as he...

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purple rose 2

posted by twilightfantic1

Chapter 2

That night in Edwards arms I was sobbing. We heard a knock at the door. “Go away” Edward said. “Its me Jacob can I please come in Bella?”. Edward looked at me I just nodded. “Come in” Edward said. He just looked horrible I immediately कहा “sorry”. He कहा it was okay he was fine. He just wanted to see if I was okay and that Nessie wanted to talk to me. I कहा okay. “Momma I'm sorry........I'm sorry आप don't want me” “Now Nessie stop being ridiculous, thats not what I meant I was just......having fun if I knew I would have the most prettiest daughter in the whole inter world I wold have tried with all my might....... Edward go check on Jacob”.Then he left.

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Another Story chapter 33

posted by surfergal

Standing अगला to Cody in the school was good. I was happy to be off of cruches and I didn't look so short अगला to him either which was great. We were pretty quiet that day. We usually talk nonstop even through class. Once school was over we went घर and did some homework. It was sun shiny outside so we went outside and soaked up some rays. Soon the sun was setting and we were getting hungry so I went to the रसोई, रसोईघर and started looking for something to cook. Soon enough I found some maccaroni and some spaggeti sause so I made home-made spaggeti. It was supprisingly good! That night I took another...

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LET'S RUN - Chapter Nine

posted by callejahLUVSed

well i knew it had to happen sooner या later... WRITERS BLOCK! i have no idea where the story should go form here.. so if anyone has any suggestions, let me know! pretty slow chapter.. but if i get good suggests it'll get better!!! प्यार आप all! COMMENT!

CHAPTER NINE- We're Perfect

It seems like the perfect relationship, doesn’t it? Two vampires, trying to be good, who have never needed anyone until they met each other. It sounds perfect even to me. But I knew that nothing could happen, mainly because eight वैंपायर have never lived together in such a small town. Maybe, just maybe seven would...

rap

posted by odegbami

i party like vampere,parying pricher. walkin down stiars in my hundred doller snikers.

word word word

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Rachelle Lefevre Shocked At Being Replaced!

posted by Alice_Cullen_

Apparently not only प्रशंसकों are shocked at the news of actress Rachelle Lefevre not returning to the Twilight Saga for Eclipse, because apparently it was news to Rachelle herself!

“I was stunned द्वारा Summit’s decision to recast the role of Victoria for Eclipse. I was fully committed to the Twilight saga, and to the portrayal of Victoria. I turned down several other film opportunities and, in accordance with my contractual rights, accepted only roles that would involve very short shooting schedules. My commitment to Barney’s Version is only ten days. Summit picked up my option for Eclipse. Although...

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Blood Lusт - Cнαpтεг тнгεε

posted by EdwardCullen604

I was unconscious for about five minutes.

I woke up to three वैंपायर staring at me like i was a freek.

"What was that?" Charro asked, listening to his voice now i noticed that he had a spanish accent i doubted और sensitive ears would have noticed it.

"i dont know i've never seen any vampire lose consciousness, i told आप this one was special changing her was the right thing" the female कहा sounding a little smug द्वारा the end of it, she too had a slightly spanish accent though it was even less noticeable than charros.

"Please don't Elena i already feel bad enough about this without आप trying...

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आप are a Twihard,aren't you?

posted by AdaLove

TWIHARD

An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga द्वारा Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.

The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true प्यार & प्यार at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie....

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प्यार Bites Chapter 2

posted by TwilightNerd6

हे guys, since आप guys loved the first one so much hers the second.

Edward's gone and i'm bored stink.
Alice and Rosalie aren't doing much and Esme is down at the beach.
"Hey Alice,Can I borrow your phone?"I asked.
"Yeah sure."she कहा as she trew it at me.I caught it luckily for that.
"Hello?"It was the voice I wanted to hear.
"Hey!"I never thought he would anwser his phone because of his trip.
"Oh,Hi Bella."he had कहा in a way that sounded special.

"I was calling because Renesmee really wants to talk to you."I कहा looking at Renesmee.
"Ok then put her on."I कहा as he said.
"Renesmee,dadddy wants...

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blue moon

posted by twilightfantic1

Breaking dawn continuation-

Hey I hope आप like it pplz टिप्पणी दे

    Today I have to go to school with Jacob,Seth ,Rose ,Emmett ,Edward ,Alice ,Jasper ,Renesmee ,and Vanessa.
Vanessa is my adopted child. She was wandering around our house and her parent(s) abandon her. And Nessie and Nessa had some kind of connection.

The y could read each others mind. Only them to. But Nessa was just a little bit darker then her. So me and Edward decided to take her in. As आप know Jacob imprinted and right when Seth met Nessa he imprinted to.

    “Edward...

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the altarlas

posted by rachel-rathbone

Chapter one
"oh please mum Elli is my best friend please let here stay" Renesmee begged
"Nessie this life just isn’t a place for a little girl to be" I hated it but it was true I even called her Nessie. She looked at the floor her long black eyelashes casting a shadow on her cheeks, her long bronze hair falling on her face.
"Ask our dad" I कहा sighing pushing the सवाल on to someone else I couldn’t stand hurting here.
******
"Nessie आप cleaned your room write she’ll be her in 5 मिनटों I can here the car" the tyres rubbed against the gravel path Emmett and jasper had laid so Elli...

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another story chapter 24

posted by surfergal

When I woke up this morning, I was running late a usually. I jumped in the शावर, शॉवर right quick and luckly Alice had seen that I had no clue what to wear. It helps to have immortal family. Edward pack my lunch again and then Michael was there to pick me up. As I walked outside I noticed it finally started to snow again! I noticed a भेड़िया coming out of the woods. It wasn't Jacob या any other, it was Cody! I had been thinking about him a little bit. cody came over in his भेड़िया form and pulled on my जैकेट sleeve towards the woods. I ask What are आप doind Cody, आप dont ever want to see me again,...

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Eternal Midnight Part 10

posted by VAMPirella1997

End of part 9:
Esme moved to my side, placing her hand on my shoulder for a moment.
"Come on," She said, "We don't want to miss our flight." I nodded, taking Edward's hand. We followed Esme and Carlilse the way Alice, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie had all gone. I called to Jacob, saying,
"C'mon, jake. We gotta go." he nodded. I pulled Renesmee closer into my body as I thought of the trechorous slopes of the Rocky mountains, and nessie walking on them. If she fell... I shudderd at the thought.

Part 10:
I worried about Renesmee on mountains for the entire flight. When Edward tried to talk to me,...

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another story chapter 17

posted by surfergal

The अगला morning was school and as usual I got up showered which is
very hard with a broken knee द्वारा the way. I put on some shorts cause
none of my pants would go over my cast and then I put on a sweat
shirt. Max cam and got me to take me to school. We talked the whole
way there an I told him sorry for falling off his porch and squishing
his फूल bed. He कहा it was fine and that I didn't have to
apologize anymore. I arrived at school and saw Cody before I got out
if the car. I ask Max if he thought that Cody was good looking and max
said it's not about the looks it's about what's inside that...

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Another story..chapter 2

posted by surfergal

As the weeks went on one Sergeant didn't like me I could tell he was
always making me work harder. His name was Sergeant Ray. He was weird.
Me and Max formed a brother sister kind of relation ship through the
weeks and I told him about the way Sergeant रे was toward me and Max कहा “that be wouldn’t let him harm me in any way”. That night Senior Chief Randal came and woke us up around 3 am to teach us about hypothermia. We had to get in a cold pool full of ice in none other 5 degree weather. In 15 मिनटों we felt the full effect of it. I could barely walk. Once we got out Sergeant Ray...