ट्वाईलाईट शृंखला Article: Vampire Confusion

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posted by vampiress015

I was just thinking about Twilight-as always, and well I'm a little stuck, and I need your help.

So Vampires, Blood-Suckers, Leeches, whatever आप wanna call 'em, they're amazing, right? But then again they have their faults: they have a thirst that water won't solve, they have to keep moving around so they don't attract attention etc etc.
But then I thought about this one, I was answering a pick about Rosalie (good pick btw teNaxx, there's a प्रॉप coming your way) and I kinda voiced my opinion about her दिखा रहा है everyone that being a vampire isn't that great. At the time I was thinking about her not being able to have children...and that's when it struck me, there are so many things we don't know about vampires!

Okay so following on, वैंपायर bodies kinda, erm, freeze, that's why they don't age and women can't have शिशु etc. But what else can't they do?
Warning randomess approaching, feel free to stop पढ़ना to keep your sanity.
Here is a सूची of things that are puzzling me:

Vampires-Even और De-Human?

1. Really random, but do they need to cut their hair. If not then what if, for example, Esme got a new hair cut then later decided she wanted it long again, would it grow back?

2. So they drink blood. Surely it's got to go somewhere. Do they need to use the toilet?? If not, then what happens to the blood they drink?

3. Carrying on with the bathroom theme, do they need to shower. I'm guessing yeah, cos maybe they're not that great to have self-cleaning skin-or maybe they are??

4. What happens to them when they die? Okay so no-one knows, but other theories would be nice.

5. How long can they go without blood? Is there a 'time limit' like water and खाना for humans?

6. Can वैंपायर only destroy vampires. Like what would happen if आप threw explosives at Edward(not that anyone would want to destoy him) would he survive, cos buildings made of stone don't survive when that happens. या are they stronger than stone?

Okay so I leave आप with these puzzlers for now. I'd like to hear your views- any interesting theories? do आप think I'm being a little too random? या have आप had the same सवालों on your mind?

P.S I have been told I think to deeply about things...sorry this won't happen again, but my head was hurting :D

Rob's just as confused as I am...

lovedeath26, iheartedward95 and 7 others like this

BrucasChair ^ lol..love the pic XD but the only question i could answer is the bathroom one. I believe somewhere in BD Bella mentions, (afters she's a vamp) that now Edward and her could have extra time to do some "extracurricular" activities b/c neither of them had the need to go to the bathroom anymore.

vampiress015 oh kk, thanks...i've only read BD once, I was a bit too erm distracted to notice lol. Thanks :)

isabell118 LOL. I've always wondered about #3 and 2...so your not the only one ;) I have know idea what happens to the blood they drink since they can't really digest it...and i think they do shower because it would be kinda gross to have all that icky stuff on them...self-cleaning skin is not what i think they have XP

mandapanda well, i think number 1, i dont think their hair would grow back because, technically they're "dead". but yeah, 2 and 3... i kinda wonder.

Seraphiene Well, I also wondered about these things, and finally, I found some answers: Number 1:Their hair never grows back, because they are (as you said) a kind of "frozen in time". So once they cut it, it's gone forever. F.e.Alice will never have long hair again, because it didn't grow back after they shaved it in the mental asylum before she was changed. (Did you know, that she was changed to protect her from James, who was hunting her? I really was surprised, when I read it.) Number 2: Stephenie Meyer explained it like this (not exactly her words, just quoted): Vampires don't have any blood of their own, their veins are basically empty (or dried), so the blood they drink floods their old blood ways, and makes them strong. They use all the blood, no waste at all. Number 3: Vampires do bathe, but only because of the "outside dirt", like mud and blood, no sweat. I don't know about number 4, hm.... Interesting question, though. :) Number 5: I don't think that they could die of starvation. Carlisle tried it, but he didn't last. I think they would sooner or later hunt and kill whatever crosses their way. Somewhere Stephenie said, that their eyes turn completely black in about two weeks, so this could be a kind of "time limit", but they definitely don't die if they go past it. And, finally, number 6 (from personal correspondance with SM): A big enough bomb would probably be hot enough to burn a vampire, but the vampire would have to agree to hold still and let it hit him. So yes, he would be torn into pieces. I think that's all. :) If you would like to have more information, try the Twilight Lexicon, it's really great!

vampiress015 Thank you :)

jacob_is_amazin ok..I've wondered bout a lot of that stuff 2 but I'd like to add something of my own that really bothers me...so u know how Edward is so attracted to Bella'a blood at the beginning and Jasper has a hard time resisting ne blood...n Jasper almost killed Bella cause of a small paper cut...so...what happens when Bella has like her period or ne girl 4 that matter...it bothers me 2 no end and I can't think of a logical explanation...so um..ne 1 no the answer 2 that question???

IcelandGirl812 Jacob_is_amazin, this is what Stephenie said in personal correspondence #2 on the Twilight Lexicon. http://www.twilightlexiconblog.com/?p=35 "Several girls wanted to know if Edward would have a more difficult time being around Bella when she’s having her period. Answer: Yes, a little bit, but he would never say anything about it–much too much of a gentleman. And Bella would be way to embarrassed to ask. (It’s not the same as a cut, though. It’s sort of "dead" blood, if you get my meaning)."

bundygirl Bit late on comenting i know, but i wanted to add something about that fact.. if they don't have blood in their veins then how do they go about the "extracurricular activities"? wouldn't that require some of his blood in some certain areas? and also making a baby... wouldn't that require some bodily fluids?

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Forevermore - Chapter 7

posted by Gabstaaa

Yeee! i finally wrote something.. i think im going to write regularly now :D hope आप like it !!

‘Contacts?’
‘In green. Yes.’
‘Enough to last the day?’
‘Yes.’
‘Books?’
‘Yes. Yes. Yes! Anymore सवालों Alice?’ I snapped. I know I shouldn’t. She’s only trying to help.
‘No. I think you’ve got everything. Were taking my Porsche so go get in. Jasper’s already there waiting.’ Instructed Alice while dancing over to Esme to say goodbye. When I say dance, I mean literally dance. Alice doesn’t just walk, she glides या dances या prances.

I had the walking, the talking...

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Jacob and Nessie's life. Cahpter 2.

posted by House_Of_Night_

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Awww thanks everyone! my 1st chapter was a sucess! "Phew" *brushes hand over forehead* lols. hope आप enjoy. अगला chapter should be out in four days time. i try to प्रकाशित करे every four days! Add me, if ya want. Now enjoy! =]**************************************************

…New Beginning…
The sun was beaming down on my face. I groaned, my body felt stiff and sore. I opened my eyes slowly. I could hear Bella, Edward and Jacob talking, well और shouting.
“Jacob black, if आप have upset my daughter-” Dad कहा in an angry voice.
Jacob interrupted....

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breaking dawn :by fanpire 39

posted by fanpire39

for those who have reead my fanfiction आप know that i have't wrote for awhie that's because i'm stuck and i have no good ideas' so if आप would like to help me with my brain freeze send your idea's to my इनबॉक्स and then i'll write और if आप have'nt read my story please read then if आप have ideas send them to me as well. o

Thanks!! fanpire39
the computer कहा it was to short so I'm gonna tpye a buch of बिना सोचे समझे stuff.mlikejgoisjfv oisjdvoidjbounvlnsoiv jejkfvndofijgejrgoiffjflkweefoisufjn3roi9isoigjqeprigpeofjblkefnjoiejfgklenglkisjblenojboirngoidvbjenfbdnbednbaoeffboierngoifjboaenfbofdbuaefnhboidnbjnbuhdnfkjbnaifbjlafbnmolimilkey wainhbchjvnbhvfnhfjdjsmcjvjcvikvjijiviovvfirnvnr8cnuhe7ccejuvcrbbvwwhfvwbhbyvwbvqiebbh ibjhwrbkhcivubriuhuhsfgbeiybsdkjfbsiuvhswjbkjbkjxvb fuxkjv bvhohgiuefknvkjewrngfikuhvrnscn usffhrgi7hvlwrnoihfurwjkcbdvkjfbvugnbeuihu4buf

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Into the Shadow-Chapter 8

posted by twilight_james

Chapter 8

As soon as Aro heard my words, he sprung. But he didn’t land on my back; he was far too cunning for that. No, he landed on Jane’s back, his teeth just millimetres from her throat. “What if I killed Jane” he hissed ‘Would आप शामिल होइए us सेकंड्स before the final blow was delivered?””
Jane shot me a frightened, pleading look. It killed me to see her like this, but it killed me और to say the word
“No”
Aro laughed. “Oh, आप know me too well. I’d never kill Jane. No, I have far better plans than that” He laughed again “Jane, आप know what to do” Aro turned back to...

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Torturing the Volturi Chapter 4

posted by lollipopszx3

Firewall

Me :: Hmm... what can I do to आप guys this chapter?

Mom :: STEPHANIE! Come upstairs! It's रात का खाना time!

Me :: But mom! I'm playing with my friends!

Mom :: Tell them to go home!

Me :: I can't! Their mothers are in Italy.

Heidi :: Yes... under the ground.

Mom :: Really? आप can stay here फ्रेंड्स of Stephanie. Wait. Let me come downstairs.

Me :: NO!!! Don't! They're busy... getting ready... to sleep!

Heidi :: If we could.

Mom :: Okay then! Come up for dinner.

Me :: Sure. Hold on a second! *turns and stares evilly at the Volturi*

Jane :: Now we can leave!

Me :: Again. Like I said. I'm too smart. Plus...

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New Interview with Rob & Taylor

posted by Alice_Cullen_

The French Magazine, One, just released an interview they had with the hottness duo of the Twilight saga, Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson. These two are fantastic and really feed off of each other. प्यार them!

"Rivals in New Moon, Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are, in reality friends. Together, they reflect on the filming of the saga and on their new life as stars tracked द्वारा प्रशंसकों and paparazzi.

Both of आप have very devoted fans. But have they become too intrusive?
Taylor Lautner: I believe that Robert and I have very different experiences concerning our relationship with the fans. As far as...

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secrets chapter 14

posted by bella01

[BPOV]

"get away from me " i shouted furiously

they didn't stop walking towards me .now i can see their faces.they are the same वैंपायर that killed my parents.i took a deep breath and calmed myself before i talked to them.i am wearing my expressionless mask to hide my feelings.

"who are आप ,why did आप kill my parents?" i asked while standing up.

"why ?" i shouted angrily

"bella please calm down"one of them कहा looking concerned

"how did आप know my name?"i asked him and then looked at the other वैंपायर they all have red eyes

"i know everything about you"he कहा with a big grin on his face

"like?"...

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Forever...part 4

posted by twihardfreak13

in the eyes I let out a dry sob “what’s wrong tori?” “nothing I’m just so happy to have someone like आप my relationship life wasn’t always a happy ending it always led to a broken दिल and now that I’m with आप all that pain has gone away.” he got me in his arms and he कहा “ I never thought that I’d find anyone either but then आप came along the moment I saw आप I just felt so drawn to आप like nothing could take us apart and nothing g ever will you’re my only love.” after he kissed my lips so gently and he got up out of the बिस्तर and slipped his कमीज, शर्ट on and put on...

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Another Story Chapter 74

posted by surfergal

I had had enough staring of into अंतरिक्ष wondering what Nathen looked like या slid he was going to be okay. Everythig was running through my mind so fast and so intence I was getting a headache. I walked upstairs and into Carlisle office.
Carlisle can I please see Nathen? I ask.
Addi, are आप sure? He ask.
I'm sure I can't stop thinking about what he looks like and if if he is going to be alright. I told him.
Okay come this way. Carlisle said.
We walked out of the office and into the big long hallway. Emmet was beside me I guessed that Carlisle wanted him up here for my support. Carlisle open...

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10 ways to annoy Bella हंस

posted by myau

10: Set her up with Tyler

9: Insist she needs a new hair cut and force her to let आप do it. Give her a Mohawk.
…make sure आप do this just before she goes on a तारीख, दिनांक with Edward.

8: Tell her that Edward is really a wizard named Cedric Diggory, and that he dies in the 4th book. Refuse to explain what the heck you’re talking about.

7: Send Mike प्यार letters and sign her name.
…afterwards दिखाना Edward these letters.]

6: Tell her Jessica and Edward are getting married. Ask her if she would like to be the bridesmaid.

5: Tell her that some people named Jane and Aro are coming to visit. Watch her scream....

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Mary Alice, Chapter 9

posted by teamalice_0

I enjoy this chapter, hope आप do too.
teamalice_0
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He stared at me in shock.

"Carlisle?" My aunt called.

"Alice?"

"Where are the others?" There was more?

"They went hunting, they should be back sometime soon."

I only wanted to say this once, so I had to wait 'till they got back. We sat in silence, but the Dr. looked like he was thinking.

Minutes later I snapped my head in the direction of laughing. The first guy to walk in had my binder, I forgot I had it out there still. He was huge. A bronze/ brown hair girl, followed द्वारा the rest. I skipped toward...

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just another प्यार story chapter 20

posted by anna0789

look for edward's reveiw of breaking dawn is hilarious really!!!
and i have a सवाल are robert p. and kristen s. really dating now cause i saw some pics of them on a संगीत कार्यक्रम but im not sure????????????

Alice's pov

it had been 4 months since noah and i had शामिल होइए the volturi well not शामिल होइए force to शामिल होइए would be the right words.

they had been the most miserables months in my life.....

the only thing they make us do is practice our powers our fighting abilities and then go hunting
(noah and i had been teach sooo many thing about fighting that i think i could take jasper easily
i miss jasper

i hadn't...

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Forevermore - Chapter 6

posted by Gabstaaa

Thankyou so much to soo many people. आप have really helped. i know its not much but its going to gett interesting at the school ;) romance for Harley. Danger. Immortality. Unexpected visits. Death. Cantt wait ot write it!

‘School? Harley? Are आप sure? There’s no rush atall. It’s pretty easy actually. Our brains can handle a lot और information than an average humans can. I could teach आप much और than they do there.’ He just doesn’t get it does he?
‘Carlisle. I want the experience. I want to meet people and talk to someone other than a vampire. I mean, I प्यार आप all… it’s...

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Updated -- A Twilight Fanfiction द्वारा musiclover755

posted by musiclover755

~ हे guys! I'm really into लेखन fanfiction (hence I joined three fanfiction websites), so I've decided to write one on here! This is just the summary/trailer because I want to see if आप guys like the plot. Tell me what आप think! Also this takes place after Edward leaves Bella in New Moon and she discovers a little site called Blogger... (grins) - musiclover755 ~

TRAILER/SUMMARY
Bella's POV

It's been six months since Edward has left me. Charlie says I'm pretty much a zombie almost. And I agree. As much as I miss the Cullens' with a passion, especially Edward, I've been in need to find...

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Blood Lusт - Cнαpтεг fivε.

posted by EdwardCullen604

just then Antonio and Elena turned up.

"how did आप do that?"Antonio asked looking amazed.

Charro answered him "I think Cora can use other peoples gifts" when he spoke he sounded so sure and confident. I loved the way he कहा my name in his accent.

"ahh, like a sponge like a sponge i knew her gift would be something good" Elena responded with just a hint of smugness in her tone.

"Did आप just call me a sponge?" i asked puzled.

"yes आप absorb other people's abilities like a sponge, sorry i'm just so used to categorilizing talents, from when i was with the volturi" she gave out a hushed growl at...

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another story chapter 7

posted by surfergal

Later that evening one of there sons and daughters dropped द्वारा my room
to meet me. They introduce themselves as Jasper Hale and Alice Cullen.
They were so cute they help hands I quickly new that the loved each
other and I didn't think that was weird cause they weren't related.

The अगला morning well it was और like the afternoon but when I woke
up Jordan and Max were in the room. I was happy to see them cause I
missed them. I told them that I was getting to stay with the Cullen’s
for a little bit they seemed pretty happy too.

They had to leave pretty soon cause they had a curfew during the...

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Bella's life part 7

posted by edwardcullen865

"okay let me see.we go to the Italy and try to negotiate a deal to get my daughter back?" i was calm thank to Jasper .i owe him so much.
i looked at mason lying in my arms .he looked just like Edward and a little of me thrown in there.
"well Bella we don't want to hurt Renesmee at any circumstances." Carlisle said.
"i do feel for Bella so much has happened in the last year."Carlisle thoughts touched me.
i tried to focus in on Edward's thoughts.
they were appointed to Jacob .
" I'll kill him if we don't get her back. he is dead.she is not going back to him i don't care how much she loves him."...

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newborn -- chapter one ( part dos )

posted by egg-cellent

I was looking at a beautiful girl in the mirror.
No, she couldn't be me. This wasn't me. My right nostril is bigger than my left nostril. My left cheekbone was higher than my right, making my eyes shaped funny when I smile. I hated it, but that was me. I was looking at a gorgeous girl in the mirror. Her eyes where blood red though, which sort of scared me. Behind her eyes was pale white skin. Her features where perfect, perfect wasn't even the word. They where marvelous.
I continued to look at the girl, her long curly hair was perfectly curled. A small गुलाबी blush was plastered onto her cheeks....

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Vampire

posted by Whiskey37

Vampires

Blood trickled down his face from his paralysed victim,
Her body pale white and completely oblivious to what had happened,
His eyes, red as rubies,
Hers, totally lifeless,
His teeth were as sharp as razorblades,
They sliced threw flesh with ease.
The trees nearby whispered and mumbled,
And the stream glistened like glass.
He watched his victim,
The one and only प्यार of his life,
He remembered to well what happened that night, the kicking the screaming,
The mistakes he made.
The clothing around her neck was crusted with her own blood,
He studied his hand and own clothing with the same result.
Although...

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Sunrise Part 41

posted by Bella_Swan3

-Renesmee-

"Alice! I कहा NO! NO sparkles, and NO glitter!" I yelled at Alice as she appeared with a cartload of tiny baby outfits. Covered in the very items I'd just forbidden.

"Oh, come on, Renesmee, you're ruining my fun," Alice pouted at me. I sighed. Alice was the definition of an unstoppable force. With a pout that made आप feel like the guy who killed Bambi's mom. Yeah, that guilt-enforcing.

"FINE. But I approve the outfits, okay?" I gave in.
"Yay!"

This is what happens when a pixie and a vampire interbreed. Alice. Directly translated, it means:

HEAVEN HELP THE NON-SHOPAHOLICS, THEY WON'T...