Heyy guys, so I've got और awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga पुस्तकें या movies!
* Can I just say before आप read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(
Here goes...
Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!
Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!
I’m just wondering... If choosing between वैंपायर and वेयरवोल्फ is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can आप have sparkly fleas?
Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy भालू ;)
Team Jacob... because we’d all प्यार a अंतरिक्ष heater ;)
Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)
98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer कहा that breathing wasn’t cool.
The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think आप know which are the most widely spread ;)
I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)
Boys in पुस्तकें are just better!
Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!
Is going to get the भेड़िया to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)
You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what आप are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!
Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)
आप think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in प्यार with a 110 साल old, non-existent vampire!
I want to know Team Edward या Team Jacob... या Team Gimme Both?
हटाइए over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!
Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)
Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)
Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.
I’ve just been bitten द्वारा _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.
I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...
I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...
Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863
Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901
I’m heading off to बिस्तर early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...
Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....
I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)
I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...
Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?
New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!
Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?
I’m on Team Edward in the पुस्तकें but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the फिल्में ;)
Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN आप can ask me out!
Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)
When आप taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!
I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)
I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....
If Jacob tried to किस me I wouldn’t पंच him in the face.
Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On सेकंड thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...
If Jake imprints on आप then he’ll outlive you. Which is why आप get Edward to fall in प्यार with आप and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.
I just don’t understand the whole वाद-विवाद about who’s hotter, Edward या Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, वैंपायर are cold and वेयरवोल्फ are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer कहा it herself ;)
Hope आप enjoyed them ;) They'll be और to come I assure you!
If आप haven't read the first ones I पोस्टेड then go onto my लेखाए and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'
Please rate and टिप्पणी दे if आप liked ;)
Thank आप so much guys, your all so awesome! :D
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
* Can I just say before आप read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(
Here goes...
Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!
Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!
I’m just wondering... If choosing between वैंपायर and वेयरवोल्फ is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can आप have sparkly fleas?
Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy भालू ;)
Team Jacob... because we’d all प्यार a अंतरिक्ष heater ;)
Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)
98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer कहा that breathing wasn’t cool.
The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think आप know which are the most widely spread ;)
I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)
Boys in पुस्तकें are just better!
Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!
Is going to get the भेड़िया to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)
You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what आप are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!
Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)
आप think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in प्यार with a 110 साल old, non-existent vampire!
I want to know Team Edward या Team Jacob... या Team Gimme Both?
हटाइए over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!
Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)
Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)
Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.
I’ve just been bitten द्वारा _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.
I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...
I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...
Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863
Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901
I’m heading off to बिस्तर early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...
Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....
I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)
I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...
Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?
New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!
Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?
I’m on Team Edward in the पुस्तकें but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the फिल्में ;)
Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN आप can ask me out!
Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)
When आप taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!
I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)
I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....
If Jacob tried to किस me I wouldn’t पंच him in the face.
Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On सेकंड thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...
If Jake imprints on आप then he’ll outlive you. Which is why आप get Edward to fall in प्यार with आप and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.
I just don’t understand the whole वाद-विवाद about who’s hotter, Edward या Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, वैंपायर are cold and वेयरवोल्फ are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer कहा it herself ;)
Hope आप enjoyed them ;) They'll be और to come I assure you!
If आप haven't read the first ones I पोस्टेड then go onto my लेखाए and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'
Please rate and टिप्पणी दे if आप liked ;)
Thank आप so much guys, your all so awesome! :D
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie कहा Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” द्वारा The Police. When she asks why the hell आप did it, say that she reminds आप of Roxanne.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie कहा Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” द्वारा The Police. When she asks why the hell आप did it, say that she reminds आप of Roxanne.
Hello Everyone! I'm bringing another story that I'm लेखन called Bedroom Confessions! I'm posting the link, hoping आप will take a look at it. This story is for mature audiences only as it contains violence and murder. 9 chapters & 487 reviews!
Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
If आप like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope आप enjoy it!
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Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
If आप like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope आप enjoy it!
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With Eclipse on the horizon it would be fun to share our प्रिय Eclipse quotes. कोट्स should be left as टिप्पणियाँ and with a page number so we can all see them in context. So what is your प्रिय line in Eclipse?
I प्यार it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."
I प्यार it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."