9: Send him प्यार letters and sign them “You dearest Victoria”.
8: Constantly think about चुंबन Bella. Run!
7: Lock him in a room with Mike, Tyler, Eric, and Jacob. Give everyone except him a picture of Bella.
6: Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
5: Whenever he leaves a room या says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
4: Make him go out with आप to a fancy restrant for his Birthday when it isn’t his Birthday. Get all offended when he won’t eat anything. Start crying.
3: Whenever he complains या argues, reply with “What are आप gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
2: Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.
1: Don’t think.
Oh... one और thing.... RUN!!!
