this was a moment of पढ़ना बिना सोचे समझे ways to freak people out.
1. walk into class and too your teacher and say "oh आप do have a mouthwatering scent I have never noticed before."
2. if आप sit at a डेस्क on your own turn to the empty डेस्क and cry "oh Edward my प्यार how i wish आप were here to give me something nice to look at instead of the teachers ass." start to sob with no tears coming out.
3. if आप are sitting अगला to someone lean in very deliberately and sniff there shoulder and say "I am very thirsty today."
4. walk in wearing a सोना band on your wedding finger and wave it about saying "i just got married last night to my gorgeous edward cullen." sigh dreamily.
5. throw a डेस्क at the blackboard then exclaim "no one understands the problems that being a cullen entails!!"
6. if it is interesting facts about yourself दिन stand up and say loudly "I am 109 years old" then describe in detail everything that happened in your life including your conversion from mortal to immortal and then say "It is so easy for आप humans." sigh theatrcally.
scream at your teacher "I have gratuated over seventy times been to ivy leaugue colleges and आप sit there like the worlds biggest know it all i know और in this particular subject than आप do ugh the horror i hate आप all." run out of class.
7. if someone sits अगला to आप हटाइए your chair as far away as the डेस्क will allow glare at them and hiss undetr your breath "oh no I knew i should have hunted today."
8. pay a friend too call आप in class answer and say "why did आप do that emmet. I mean I know how appealing she गलाना, पिघलता to आप but there was no excuse to kill her and drink her blood." (say this very loudly) then hang up run out of the class saying something about a family emaergency.
9. do not eat या drink anything at school EVER then at the end of the school दिन sigh theatrically and say "finally now i can go and hunt."
10. buy सोना & blackcontact lenses wear black ones at first then the अगला दिन change दिन alternate every few weeks.
11. start humming Bella's lullaby very loudly then when everyone is staring say "what is your problem jeez don't आप know it's rude to stare?"
12. pretend to be on the phone arguing with Alice and snap "no i will not drink mrs ....'s blood i am perfectly in control." then snap the phone shut.
13. scribble out your last name on each of your school पुस्तकें and write Cullen instead.
14. pay one of your फ्रेंड्स from another school to walk into your class and say "come with me Aro has been expecting आप and has grown tired of your games." in a very sinister voice at which point आप start to snarl very loudly shove away from your डेस्क and crouch then spring at the friend knocking her out of the door make her scream. rip your कमीज, शर्ट mess your Blazer and walk back into class saying "well she won't be a problem any और grin evilly at everyone.
15. walk into school with टमाटर sauce on your face whenever someone asks say आप had a midnight snack. if they ask what it was shrug and reply "a mountain lion."
16. sit motionless and do not change your facial expression if the teacher asks आप a quiestion (remember to look far away and distant) say "oh my god your gonna die after school" make the death as gory as possible.
17. walk into class then fall to the ground screaming "OH MY GOD IT'S JAANNNE OH NOOOOOOO!" then stand up and look around आप looking embarresed.
18. Get a friend (he has too be tall like emmet.) to run into the class shouting "Rosalie she has left me!"
19. answer evry सवाल that the teacher asks आप in a very bored voice like आप have knew all this stuff for ages. Don't even look at them when they ask you.
20. sigh alot and roll your eyes and mutter under your breath "this will drive me mad and that is a very hard thing to do to a vampire oh my god." continue like this for the whole lecture.
21. take a bottle of टमाटर juce into class and sit on your डेस्क (make a label that says o-negative) and very cassually drink throughout class muttereing "mmmmm... mountain lion bllod yum" then laugh manically at everyone making faces at there water.
1. walk into class and too your teacher and say "oh आप do have a mouthwatering scent I have never noticed before."
2. if आप sit at a डेस्क on your own turn to the empty डेस्क and cry "oh Edward my प्यार how i wish आप were here to give me something nice to look at instead of the teachers ass." start to sob with no tears coming out.
3. if आप are sitting अगला to someone lean in very deliberately and sniff there shoulder and say "I am very thirsty today."
4. walk in wearing a सोना band on your wedding finger and wave it about saying "i just got married last night to my gorgeous edward cullen." sigh dreamily.
5. throw a डेस्क at the blackboard then exclaim "no one understands the problems that being a cullen entails!!"
6. if it is interesting facts about yourself दिन stand up and say loudly "I am 109 years old" then describe in detail everything that happened in your life including your conversion from mortal to immortal and then say "It is so easy for आप humans." sigh theatrcally.
scream at your teacher "I have gratuated over seventy times been to ivy leaugue colleges and आप sit there like the worlds biggest know it all i know और in this particular subject than आप do ugh the horror i hate आप all." run out of class.
7. if someone sits अगला to आप हटाइए your chair as far away as the डेस्क will allow glare at them and hiss undetr your breath "oh no I knew i should have hunted today."
8. pay a friend too call आप in class answer and say "why did आप do that emmet. I mean I know how appealing she गलाना, पिघलता to आप but there was no excuse to kill her and drink her blood." (say this very loudly) then hang up run out of the class saying something about a family emaergency.
9. do not eat या drink anything at school EVER then at the end of the school दिन sigh theatrically and say "finally now i can go and hunt."
10. buy सोना & blackcontact lenses wear black ones at first then the अगला दिन change दिन alternate every few weeks.
11. start humming Bella's lullaby very loudly then when everyone is staring say "what is your problem jeez don't आप know it's rude to stare?"
12. pretend to be on the phone arguing with Alice and snap "no i will not drink mrs ....'s blood i am perfectly in control." then snap the phone shut.
13. scribble out your last name on each of your school पुस्तकें and write Cullen instead.
14. pay one of your फ्रेंड्स from another school to walk into your class and say "come with me Aro has been expecting आप and has grown tired of your games." in a very sinister voice at which point आप start to snarl very loudly shove away from your डेस्क and crouch then spring at the friend knocking her out of the door make her scream. rip your कमीज, शर्ट mess your Blazer and walk back into class saying "well she won't be a problem any और grin evilly at everyone.
15. walk into school with टमाटर sauce on your face whenever someone asks say आप had a midnight snack. if they ask what it was shrug and reply "a mountain lion."
16. sit motionless and do not change your facial expression if the teacher asks आप a quiestion (remember to look far away and distant) say "oh my god your gonna die after school" make the death as gory as possible.
17. walk into class then fall to the ground screaming "OH MY GOD IT'S JAANNNE OH NOOOOOOO!" then stand up and look around आप looking embarresed.
18. Get a friend (he has too be tall like emmet.) to run into the class shouting "Rosalie she has left me!"
19. answer evry सवाल that the teacher asks आप in a very bored voice like आप have knew all this stuff for ages. Don't even look at them when they ask you.
20. sigh alot and roll your eyes and mutter under your breath "this will drive me mad and that is a very hard thing to do to a vampire oh my god." continue like this for the whole lecture.
21. take a bottle of टमाटर juce into class and sit on your डेस्क (make a label that says o-negative) and very cassually drink throughout class muttereing "mmmmm... mountain lion bllod yum" then laugh manically at everyone making faces at there water.
Ariella
Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
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In my story, Edward is a smart over achiever, Emmett is in jail, and Bella is a mysterious अगला door neighbor with some issues.
Edward has to decide if he's going to risk everything for Bella, या if he's going to continue to please everybody around him and forget about her.
It's E/B AU-AH with heavy drama. I hope आप take a look at at!!
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