An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga द्वारा Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true प्यार & प्यार at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF आप ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. आप constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an घंटा for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important दिन of the week.
3. आप dream of going to Forks, या living in Forks.
4. आप have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but आप wish वैंपायर totally existed so आप can marry one.
6. आप refer to Twilight as "literary crack" या a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied कहा literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your प्रिय फल is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your प्रिय flowers.
10. Whenever आप hear "Girlfriend" द्वारा Avril Lavigne, आप can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When आप grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. आप dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. आप look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. आप प्यार running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. आप hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. आप dream about killing Bella so आप can तारीख, दिनांक Edward.
19. If आप could have one wish, it would be that आप were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. आप hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All आप want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. आप have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so आप can pretend your with Edward.
24. आप have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, आप have ordered मशरूम ravioli and a coke.
26. आप know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward चुरा लिया his cookies.
27. All of your फ्रेंड्स think आप need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with बिना सोचे समझे strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. आप are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace प्रोफ़ाइल is either dedicated to Twilight, या has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, दिया yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. आप enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since आप know they are only taking out your प्रिय quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and आप jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. आप have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and आप took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. आप felt betrayed when आप found out Edward would drive a हैचबैक instead of the s60 r.
40. आप refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz या Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, आप are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause आप want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
