I must say I came up with most of those symtoms! When I first started this list, it contained only 50 reasons, but each day, I added five या 6 new. Today this post has 200+2! (I have to say that after a while I thought this सूची could be really long! It would be good if I could add और reasons, so I found a मंच here and added some of the fan’s opinions).
I hope you’ll enjoy this!

200+2 Symtoms of the Obsessive Twilight Disorder!

1) Always looking out the window for a rabbit, silver Volvo, red Jeep या a yellow Porsche!
2) आप like telling to बिना सोचे समझे people who much आप प्यार Twilight!
3) “Googling” I प्यार Edward/Jacob during class way too often!
4) When Twilight was shown in a store आप walked to a person and hand them the book begging them to read it.
5) Having every Twilight picture ever made and pasted onto your दीवार for a Twilight दीवार of fame.
6) Moving into your own room and picking out wallpaper, आप use a दीवार only for a giant picture of Edward and Bella.
7) Spending 9 and a half hours on a dial-up computer trying to download Adobe Reader to read Breaking Dawn 1st chapter and Midnight Sun!
8) Telling Twilight stories like their your own and laugh at them.

9) You’re really proud when people call आप Twihard!
10) Watching a Volvo in the gas station, running to into the store and running around yelling "EDWARD! I AM HERE! WHERE ARE YOUUUU?"
11) आप are really happy for being one of those who had the chance to watch Edward in the big screen!
12) Having at least 100 pictures of something related to twilight on your i-pod .
13) Debating with your फ्रेंड्स over who is better Edward या Jacob for 5 hours.

14) If your boyfriend is jealous of a सूपरनॅचुरल creature!
15) Forcing your boyfriend and फ्रेंड्स to read Twilight!
16) Randomly talk about Twilight to बिना सोचे समझे people.

17) After पढ़ना Eclipse trying to figure out what will happen in Breaking Dawn.

18) Making your फ्रेंड्स putting their hands over their ears & screaming anytime आप mention anything remotely related to Twilight.
19) Relating even the most बिना सोचे समझे things to twilight (foods, songs, movies, things ppl say, etc.)

20) Yelling at the New Moon book, and begging for Edward to come back!

21) Checking the news for the “Breaking dawn” movie at least once a day!

22) Having a notebook full of reasons why आप प्यार Edward/Jacob!

23) Talking to people and ease a conversation of Twilight in it.

24) Watching the Breaking Dawn trailer way too often until something else comes out [like the other trailer thing].

25) Imagining yourself as Bella while पढ़ना the book.

26) Having dreams about Twilight , Edward and Bella almost every night and sometimes आप are “Bella” in those dreams!

27) Saying «Holy Crow!" on और than one occasion.

28) आप get annoyed when people named Isabella prefer "Izzy" over "Bella".

29) Wanna name your child of a Twilight Character name.
30) Believing you’re a character sometimes.
31) Start wearing Topaz colored contacts.
32) Throwing a temper tantrum when people wear fangs in their vampire costume.

33) आप have spent your summer combing मंचों and fanfics.

34) Having a कमीज, शर्ट saying” I AM HAVING A HARD TIME DEALING WITH THE FACT THAT EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.”
35) Having a कमीज, शर्ट saying “Team Edward…because real man do sparkle!”
36) Get really defensive whenever someone disses the book.

37) Finding yourself thinking about twilight several times a day.

38) Accidently calling your फ्रेंड्स Twilight names.

39) Find yourself wishing that आप are a vampire.

40) Feeling sad sometimes because Edward is a fictional character and you’ll never meet him ….
41) despite the fact that deep inside आप still think (hope never dies) he might be real!

42) Buying a whole magazine just so आप can rip out the poster with Twilight on it and stick it on your wall.

43) Having a special place in your पुस्तकालय consisting of only 4 पुस्तकें (twilight, new moon, eclipse and breaking dawn, and possibly a spot reserved for midnight sun)

44) Having Edward as the only real "man" in your life.

45) Having all the Twilight प्रशंसक sites saved on the प्रिय bar thing.

46) आप get depressed because maybe you´ll never have someone as great as Edward for you!


47) Walking across a red Volvo and starting squealing and demand that the color must be changed to Silver.

48) Knowing the last and the first word of every book!

49) Your mother can recognize every Twilight character only द्वारा your description!

50) Constantly saying आप are like Bella Swan, hoping one day, someone will say "i'll be your Edward, if आप be my Bella" because, only then, आप will be truly happy.

51) Not letting any of your फ्रेंड्स even touch the पुस्तकें at all!

52) Turning around whenever आप hear Edward's name!

53) आप have imagined yourself being Bella... over and over again.

54) Being mad because your फ्रेंड्स don't understand your obsession and don't even try to read the book.

55) आप are in the internet all day, in a twilight-related website!

56) आप have pushed one of your best mates off a chair giving them a really big bruise because they threw your New Moon copy on the floor...well eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.

57) आप don't wanna speak again to your friend’s boyfriend because he read the blurb of Twilight and कहा 'Nah, sounds boring!'

58) Your फ्रेंड्स don't know what आप mean when, in an argument involving choosing sides on your part, आप say 'I am Switzerland'!

59) आप know who Diego,Vladimir, Heidy, … are.

60) आप have read the पुस्तकें over and over and….over again!

61) आप watch a film and when the main character says “You are my life” to the girl he's in प्यार with, आप say "that's so Edward” and “When Edward says it, sounds better”.

62) आप have searched in यूट्यूब for Debussi's music!

63) Watching France against England in Euro 2012 and आप suddenly wanna France to be the winner because there’s a player with the name Debussi which remindes आप of Edward!

64) आप think Sparkling वैंपायर are cool!


65) आप squealed at the cinema when they showed a trailer for Breaking Dawn, and everyone turned and looked at you.

66) Sometimes आप think आप just saw Edawrd walking in the other side of the street.
67) When all आप wear is blue clothes cause Edward loves it on Bella!

 
68) आप cover your room, MySpace, facebook, locker, folders, and everything else आप own with twilight décor.

69) आप have listened to the soundtracks millions of times!

70) आप stay up practically all night after you've seen the midnight दिखा रहा है of Breaking Dawn on the computer raving about how good the movie was!

71) आप always look for मशरूम ravioli on menus when आप go to Italian restaurants!

72) आप randomly talk to strangers that are also obsessed with twilight for hours at the bookstore.

73) आप wake up in the morning and go to eat breakfast saying "breakfast for the human!!"


74) आप are पढ़ना this list!


75) आप Threatened to tape your 10 साल old little cousin’s mouth SHUT during the Breaking Dawn movie.

76) आप are at the mall talking to a poster of Edward asking him "Mi Amor...Why ? WHY are आप not real?" and people stare at आप like आप are a maniac!

77) Having a pic with आप and Edward’s poster!

78) आप turn around when someone says the word Twilight!

 
79) आप have an extremely high score in the Addicted to Twilight application on Facebook.

80) आप own every single Twilight T-shirt, poster, key chain, button, etc…

81) आप have googled “I am in प्यार with Edward Cullen”
82) आप dream about Twilight and dream about पढ़ना the words from the pages.

83) आप are complaining because आप are aging really fast, every सेकंड आप get older.

84) आप have आप favourite Twilight Quote sticked in your wall.

85) Having as your पासवर्ड words such as “Twilgiht4ever, JustBella, EdwardMaisenCullen, TeamJacob, SparklingVamps, Mymonkeyman etc…)


86) Watch the movie heaps of times to be as close to Edward Cullen as possible.


87) Counting Volvos from your window!

88) आप got at least 3 people to hate Twilight with a passion because आप talk about it so much. One of those haters even made a T-shirt that कहा "I hate Twilight."


89) आप have tried to read other people’s minds द्वारा staring at them…”Sex…money…sex…money…cat!”

90) आप are trying to ignore the haters because आप know that THEY ARE SO WRONG!”

91) When it's sunny आप read पुस्तकें outside, trying hard not to look at a पेड़ cause आप know Edward is watching you.

92) आप have a folder on your computer called "Twilight" sorted into different files of प्रशंसक fiction, यूट्यूब videos, interviews, icons, pictures.

93) When आप see twilight posters आप spend an घंटा with your friend positioning your head exactly so it fits where Bella’s would be.


94) आप have started listening to the classical संगीत which Edward likes.


95) When the sun goes down आप say to people "this is the safest time for us!"

96) Wou wear a blue dress with stilettos to prom and complain the entire way through.

97) आप cried when आप first read “Forever and Forever and Forever”

98) …You are still crying every time आप read it!

99) ”From all things about me that could frighten you, आप worry about ...” -->You know what goes next!

100) आप name a pet या give someone a nickname of a twilight character.

101) Edward and some other characters have inspired आप in many different ways.


102) When all आप think is about is how sweet Edward is and आप wish और guys were as sweet and caring he is.


103) Wishing आप lived somewhere buy woods just to walk in the woods and scream at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your lungs COME GET ME IM REAADYYY!

104) आप can memorize everything the character कहा in the book.

105) आप dream about becoming a vampire.

106) आप like म्यूज़् even और now!

 
107) आप look at red apples in a completely different way.

108) आप look at lambs and lions in a completely different way!

109) Sometimes आप unlock your bedroom window so that Edward will find it easier to get in if he is out there somewhere.


110) आप have actually spent hours staring at your Edward Cullen poster without getting bored.

111) आप will definitely buy a silver Volvo, a black Mercedes या a red परिवर्तनीय when आप are older.

112) आप pay much और interest to Romeo and Juliet.

113) आप re-read या read for the first time “Wuthering Heights”.

114) आप now want a wedding dress inspired द्वारा Edward’s era!

115) आप will never be really happy until आप fall in प्यार with a vampire.

116) आप cried when Edward leaves Bella in new moon (even on the eighth time आप read it.)

117) आप want to go to Forks for your spring/summer break.
118) आप want to visit Volterra once in your life!
119) Wondering if “Volterra” really existes and Googling it. (it does exist)

120) आप start imagining scenes from the पुस्तकें in your head before आप go to bed/ school/ the mall/ the toilet/ who knows?

121) आप print (Googled) pictures of Edward.

122) You’ve thought of joining all the Twilight प्रशंसक क्लब्स that there are.


123) आप go on vacation to a paradisiacal place but instead of looking at the sea, आप read "Eclipse".
124) आप can’t stop watching the फिल्में series over and over.

125) आप wonder who is a better kisser, Edward या Jacob?
126)You have tried to smell your blood to see of Bella was right in her discription.

127)Ballet studios creep आप out.

128) आप have something to do with twilight on your mind all of the time.

129) आप own a set of plastic vampire fangs.

130) आप googled “adrenaline rush”.

131) Every song आप listen to somehow reminds आप of twilight.


132) आप believe in वैंपायर and have some suspects!

133) You've seen the first movie at least 10 times, and know all the lines!

134) आप are counting untill Breaking Dawn Part II!

135) आप Teach your 3 साल old cousin the names of the characters .

136) आप get your 10 साल old sister addicted to twilight.

137) आप get your 24 साल old sister addicted to twilight .


138) आप look at your boyfriend and think :" Dammit why don't आप sparkle?"

139) आप can't stop smiling when someone talks about Bella and Edward!

140) आप quote large sections of the पुस्तकें द्वारा memory.

141) आप plan to take a road trip to La Push!

142) When people ask आप to describe your perfect man he tends to be pale, golden eyed with bronze hair.


143) “Edward” no longer sounds like a boring old-English name.


144) Starting constant arguments with your friends/family/total strangers that वैंपायर and वेयरवोल्फ really DO exist !

145) No man will ever compare to Edward Cullen.

146) आप wish Alice Cullen was your best Friend.


147) आप get anxious and wish Jasper was there.

148) The only thing your listened to for 2 months straight was the soundtrack.

149) आप had a screaming match with your mum because she wanted to read twilight in the sun and आप didn’t want the pages to go yellow and actually started crying…

150) When आप started studying mitosis and meiosis in science आप screamed!

151) आप were studying an artist in art called रूबेन, र्यूबन Patterson आप immediately started दिन dreaming about Robert Pattinson.

152) आप like Aro and the Volturi even though they are the the bad guys!

153) Having a सूची with your “Favorite Twilight Quotes”

154) Having a सूची with “My favourite Twilight Pages!”

155) आप get into screaming matches over who’s better - Edward या Jacob.

156 ) Being in प्यार with और that one characters, Edwrad,Jacob,Jasper,Emmett,Seth at the same time!

157 ) Begging everyone आप meet to read the book and even people over the internet .

158) आप now like सूपरनॅचुरल creatures और then आप could ever imagined!

159) आप suddenly see your friend Jessica differently!

160) आप compare your doctor to Carlisle.

161) आप start using words like 'ostentatious' and 'irrevocably'.

162) आप have tried talking to Edward in your thoughts hoping he’ll be here!


163) Thunderstorms make आप think of vampire baseball


164) आप wish for your Edward Cullen daily.

165) आप smile every time आप meet someone with a name from the books!


166) आप screamed at the movie because it was WRONG !

167) आप fall asleep with the book in your arms.

168) Your फ्रेंड्स are afraid to ask आप what आप want to talk about!

169) आप wonder what your blood would smell like to a vampire.

170 ) Whenever आप see an सेब on the edge of a तालिका, टेबल knock it off on purpose and try to do the roll up leg सेब thing.

171) Edward Cullen is your screen saver या वॉलपेपर on your computer.


172) आप buy a husky, paint it russet and call it Jacob


173) आप got 49/45 on your science test because it was on mitosis!

174) आप are totally broke because आप buy every twilight thing आप ever see!


175) आप listened to the soundtrack 50 times non stop when आप first got it!

176) आप start screaming in shopping centers and everyone looks at you, when आप see a twilight item आप haven't seen before!

177) Rain makes आप very happy and thunderstorms make आप even happier!

178) आप know the answer to every trivia सवाल in the Twilight board game.


179) You've gone to गूगल maps typed in Forks Washington found local pictures and downloaded one या और of them as the background for your desktop.

180) आप enter your room at 00.00 in order to sleep and आप are hoping to see Edward sitting on your bed!

181) Instead of लेखन about wars and battles in your history test , आप try to explain to your teacher what "imprinting" means!

182) Sometimes आप fell that if आप hadn’t read Twilgiht, today आप would be a coplitelly different person.

183) आप have spent 1000 hours of your life wondering if वैंपायर exist!

184) When आप see a silver Volvo driving down the road and आप chase after it screaming for Edward to stop the car !

185) If आप could be part of any book, आप would like to play in Twilight.

186) The first thing आप think of is "What would Edward do?" in every situation.

186) आप try to catch a glimpse of the driver whenever आप see a silver Volvo pass by.

187) Start wondering if आप prefer …ice या fire…?

188) Finding yourself thinking “Edward would never do that, Edward would never say that…”

189) Smiling when आप hear बिना सोचे समझे people around आप talking about Twilight …

180) …and interputting them because she called Carlisle, “Caaarlisle!”, it’s Carlile…isn’t that difficult, is it?


182) Your आइकन is related to Twilight!

183) …and your आदर्श वाक्य is a quote from the books!

184) आप are laughing because आप know आप have done half of the above!
186) आप try to find similariteis between normal boys / men from your school/neightborhood and Edward!
187) Your Prince Charming drives a Silver Volvo!?
188) आप imagine yourself fighting against the Voltury, practising with Jasper, laughting and joking with Emmett, and go shopping with Alice!
189) आप have imagined Edward’s smile over and over again and आप can’t find someone with a better smile!
190) Every time आप finish पढ़ना the book आप actually read even the irrelevant pages in the end!
191) When it’s hot आप wish for Edward’s hug and when it’s cold आप want your personal अंतरिक्ष heater.
192) When Edward left in New Moon आप kinda felt he anbonded not only Bella but आप too!
193) आप have promised to your फ्रेंड्स and your relatives several times that आप ‘ll never talk about Twilight again but आप break your promise way to easy.
194) Every time आप read the पुस्तकें आप are trying so hard to remember how आप felt the first time आप read it.
195) आप wish आप could feel the same again.
196) Even though आप are completely in प्यार with Edward Cullen if आप had the chance to make him प्यार आप , आप wound never separate him from Bella because as everyone knows…they were made to be together!
197) Wasting your time पढ़ना these reasons and posting your own टिप्पणियाँ about this!
198) आप know that Twilight isn’t probably the best book आप have read but …still is your favourite!
199) Starting feeling really happy when आप realise that आप are in some way lucky because आप belong to the Twilght Family and to the Twilght Generation!
200 ) Being really really REALLY proud for पढ़ना Twilight and even और proud because आप loved it!
201) Knowing that the दिन of the Twilight end is close but still…not feeling bad becauce everything comes to an end and आप will always have the पुस्तकें and the फिल्में in your पुस्तकालय …
202)…but not only there! आप will always have them in a special place in your heart!