-Emmett-
Our camping trip was disastrous, in Rosalie's opinion.
I dunno why she always got so upset with the lack of electricity. I thought maybe it was a girl thing, but Bella, Alice, and Esme never really minded so much.
I think Ed went outta his way to make Rose mad. It was hilarious. He was offering her human खाना in front of the other hikers staying a few meters from us, so she couldn't refuse. द्वारा the time we had to go home, she was livid. Not to mention ready to toss his पियानो into a chipper-shredder.
She did, but the difference was that she crushed it in her hands first. He had to get a new one, not that he really minded. Rose was mad he didn't seem as upset as she'd hoped.
Other than that, without the usual insulting banter happening between Rose and "the canine" as she called him, life was pretty boring.
Alice was replacing some of the फूल in the vase on चोटी, शीर्ष of Edward's new grand piano, when she sorta froze in her position of replacing the white गुलाब in the crystal vase.
Our camping trip was disastrous, in Rosalie's opinion.
I dunno why she always got so upset with the lack of electricity. I thought maybe it was a girl thing, but Bella, Alice, and Esme never really minded so much.
I think Ed went outta his way to make Rose mad. It was hilarious. He was offering her human खाना in front of the other hikers staying a few meters from us, so she couldn't refuse. द्वारा the time we had to go home, she was livid. Not to mention ready to toss his पियानो into a chipper-shredder.
She did, but the difference was that she crushed it in her hands first. He had to get a new one, not that he really minded. Rose was mad he didn't seem as upset as she'd hoped.
Other than that, without the usual insulting banter happening between Rose and "the canine" as she called him, life was pretty boring.
Alice was replacing some of the फूल in the vase on चोटी, शीर्ष of Edward's new grand piano, when she sorta froze in her position of replacing the white गुलाब in the crystal vase.
Hey, I'm typing away at घर while my dad takes Mom on an extensive trip to France! Jacob could hardly contain his excitement! Seriously, He's burst into a dog three times- oh, not again Jake! Four times. Anyways, whenever my parents are out, my dad posts up a सूची of rules. Here's what he wrote.
Renesmee,
your mom and I are going to France. Do not take advantage of this with Jacob. Tell Alice where you're going, and DON'T go to La Push. Watch for bears, and don't go anywhere near the hunting zone. No फ्रेंड्स over later than 10:00PM unless it's Jacob(even then don't try anything funny.). Jacob is not allowed on your bed(and I don't care if he's in dog form.). Alice will come over to check in on आप regularly, but call her if आप need help.
-Dad
Ugh. As if Jake and I would do anything stupid. I think Jake was planning on that, though. Well, I hear Jake break something upstairs. I'm gonna see what he's up to. Later!
Renesmee,
your mom and I are going to France. Do not take advantage of this with Jacob. Tell Alice where you're going, and DON'T go to La Push. Watch for bears, and don't go anywhere near the hunting zone. No फ्रेंड्स over later than 10:00PM unless it's Jacob(even then don't try anything funny.). Jacob is not allowed on your bed(and I don't care if he's in dog form.). Alice will come over to check in on आप regularly, but call her if आप need help.
-Dad
Ugh. As if Jake and I would do anything stupid. I think Jake was planning on that, though. Well, I hear Jake break something upstairs. I'm gonna see what he's up to. Later!
When she first looked into her daughters dark चॉकलेट eyes she felt प्यार and happiness. The soft broze curls in her hair shot a feeling of hope in her body;that she was alive.She felt प्यार for this little one.
A kind of प्यार she had never felt before:of प्यार and protection. The kind of प्यार a mother feels.A प्यार so passionate it hurt for her to feel.
The एंजल looking back at her was the most beutiful she had ever seen. No one had ever imagined such beuty.
Then the little cherub clutched her mothers finger and the two felt प्यार and happiness forever.
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A kind of प्यार she had never felt before:of प्यार and protection. The kind of प्यार a mother feels.A प्यार so passionate it hurt for her to feel.
The एंजल looking back at her was the most beutiful she had ever seen. No one had ever imagined such beuty.
Then the little cherub clutched her mothers finger and the two felt प्यार and happiness forever.
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10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie कहा Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” द्वारा The Police. When she asks why the hell आप did it, say that she reminds आप of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie कहा Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” द्वारा The Police. When she asks why the hell आप did it, say that she reminds आप of Roxanne.