ट्वाईलाईट शृंखला Article: 10 ways to annoy Rosalie Hale!

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posted by AliceHaleCullen

10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.

9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.

8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.

6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”

5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.

4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie कहा Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.

3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.

2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.

And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?

1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” द्वारा The Police. When she asks why the hell आप did it, say that she reminds आप of Roxanne.

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New Moon - Chapter 1 - Party (pages 16-20)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

NEW MOON - chapter 1 - PARTY

Edward sprawled across the couch
while I started the movie, fast-forwarding through the opening credits. When I perched on the edge of the sofa in front of him, he wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me against his chest. It wasn't exactly as comfortable as a sofa cushion would be, what with his chest being hard and cold - and perfect - as an ice sculpture, but it was definitely preferable. He pulled the old अफ़ग़ान, अफगान off the back of the सोफ़ा, सोफे and draped it over me so I wouldn't freeze beside his body.
"You know, I've never had much patience...

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a beautiful death part 9

posted by xroylex

*so what type of party is this?" i have never been to that many partys well i have but none with a guy who i only know a little bit and could i dont know be taking me to any type of paty
"its just a mates house party mum and dad is out for the weekend so he just wanted one" he shrugged
"oh"
it was half way down the सड़क, स्ट्रीट were i started to hear the tudding of संगीत
oh god it was that type of party
"we could turn around आप know i mean we dont have to go to this party i can take आप home?" wow it was like he could read my mind. rememinded em of dad
"no no its just a little diffrent really i mean...

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Dreams do come true Chapter 15

posted by Darktimes104

I need to be और on चोटी, शीर्ष of my updating!

Emmett's POV:
Rose,Carmen, Kate, and Esme returned about two hours after they left. I ran to the door when I saw Rose but, Carmen and Kate kept me away, "You know आप aren't suppose to see the wedding गाउन before the wedding." I stopped off annoyed. I went to sit on the couch. The annoyed feeling I felt went away when I saw the 'I think I'm going to throw up' look on Edwards face because Tanya, once again, was hanging on him. I let out a booming laugh and Edward gave me and evil glare.

Rosalie's POV:
I found the perfect dress, the straps came just below...

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Hidden Love-Chapter Four

posted by Rose22882

I wasn't scared of them but my parents dead faces kept popping in my head. Edward looked at me sadly and stepped back.

"Think about it Bella would आप really want to die" Alice asked me carefully. Truth was I was asked that quetion every महीना since my parents died and I knew the answer.

" No I wouldn't but I'm not afraid to die even at my own hands ." I कहा knowing that I didn't want to die until the men that murderd my parents were dead. Edward breathed a sigh of relief and I wanted to yell at him. He shouldn't care about me no one does they just want me dead.

" Why were आप trying to sneak...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Two)

posted by moolah

Alice,Rosalie,and Bella.Best Friends.

Alice’s P.O.V:
When we finally got done crying on each others shoulders we had to take a break from Truth या dare for like ten minutes. Bella stared out the window for that time sniffling and begging us not to think about her rape. We agreed immediately, so she felt better.
Bella sat silent for another five मिनटों while Rosalie and I talked about Truth या Dare सवालों we had in the past. When Bella finally came around we had stopped at a drugstore because she कहा she was thirsty. So, while Rosalie went in a bought a Crush नारंगी, ऑरेंज Soda. Bella looked over at me and said, “I’m sorry,...

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Gone Part 2

posted by CarlislesLover

हे guys
This is the अगला part of my new प्रशंसक fic.
Enjoy!!
XXX

I walked into the building which I was told is a block of apartments.
“Hi I’m Isabella Swan. I brought an apartment here” I told the woman at the reception. “That would be apartment number 16”

“Where is that sorry?”

“Go up two floors and walk down the corridor until आप find number 16 on the left hand side”

“Ok thank you” I walked into the elevator and pushed the 2 button. The elevator left of in a flash which made my stomach turn. I was going to have to get used to this. The doors opened and I stepped out wobbling....

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Dreams do come true Chapter 14

posted by Darktimes104

Emmett's POV:
I was lying अगला to Rose on the bed, the sun was shining bright through the window causing rainbows to form on our skin. "Morning." I कहा चुंबन her softly. "Good morning." She smiled as she wrapped the sheet around herself and walked into the closet. I got up and put on a gray t-shirt and a pair of pants. Five मिनटों later Rose walked out of the closet wearing a dark blue dress. She had a look in her eyes that कहा something was wrong. "What's wrong Rose?"
"Esme, Carmen, and I were talking about getting married here but, I now I don't think I want to."
She sat down on the bed...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 13! (Lifetime)

posted by smileyfaceddude

Edward

“We need to sort this whole mess out.” I announced on Renesmee’s behalf. I was discombobulated. My mind searched for an answer. I turned to Jasper in the left corner of the big sitting room.
“These dreams she’s having, I have them too when I read her mind. They are awful. Cynddylan is there. He keeps asking her to शामिल होइए the Volturi. But they are dead. We burnt the remains of them last night.”
I felt the most confused I had ever felt. He was dead. He was gone and a pile of ashes in Volterra. I heard a glimpse of Jacob’s thoughts; he was going to stay with Renesmee. Good. He...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 10!

posted by smileyfaceddude

Edward

I heard Alice’s thought and was immediately baffled… she then sent another message,
-THEY’RE PLANNING SOMETHING, SOMETHING BIG. RENESMEE IN DANGER!
Anger and, for the first tie for a long time, fear, took over my body and senses, I wanted to go straight to the गढ़, महल and rip those guys’ heads off!
“I know that look! What wrong?” Jacob demanded, his big warm hand was on my shoulder.
“They’re planning something, something to do with Renesmee…” I informed him. Jacob started shaking, like he always does when he’s very angry, he broke into a run, I caught him immediately,...

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Dreams do come true Chapter 7

posted by Darktimes104

Thanks 4 reading...I was able to post this one earlier than I thought, I got off early...YAY, I get to write(type). :D LOL

Emmett's POV

We continued to sit on the log and wait for the rest of her family to come. I was looking in her eyes listening intently as she told me how and why Carlisle changed Edward, Esme, and her. As I was listening to her story my mind trailed off into another direction. I was thinking how beautiful her eyes are, like pools of gold, I felt as if I would drown from the depths of her eyes.
A rustling of bushes and footsteps on the dead leaves brought my mind back in the...

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The unknown secret - Chapter 3

posted by megan-ox123

I was running, and running but I wasn't fast enough. My legs were aching in agony I felt like I might trip over myself, I didn't know why I was running
or where I was running, I just knew I had to. When I got to a large spot of घास filled with wild फूल and burning sun, I finally knew it was सुरक्षित to
stop. I looked down, my dark brown hair was curled and shining as It reached down to my waist of a purple and blue dress that I was wearing. Just
short enough to reach my thys. It was absolutely beautiful it sparkled in the sun I didn't want to look away from it but I felt as if I had to, so...

My Moon, My Man. Chapter 4

posted by AnonymousXXX

Previously...
After about 10 मिनटों in the शावर, शॉवर I couldn’t even feel the cut on my head it was strange. When I got out of the शावर, शॉवर I put on the clothes Amber and Alice had दिया me. I looked at myself in the mirror. The cut on my head was almost completely gone. I gasped as I saw this. There was a knock on the door. It was Amber.
“Alana… Is everything alright in there?” she ask
“Y…y-yea.” My voice was shaky. This is too much to handle.”Everything is fine.”
I came out of the bathroom trembling. She came up to me and hugged me.
“I’ll have Carlisle explain everything....

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10 ways to annoy Charlie हंस

posted by emmett

10 Ways to Annoy Charlie हंस

10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob या Mike.

9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.

8. Decorate his handcuffs with गुलाबी फीता and फूल the call the station requesting to speak with Chief हंस Princess.

7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.

6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will...

Crescent, Chapter One, First Sight.

posted by New_Moon_Master

PREFACE
I could not believe what was happening. It was one thing to be told something, and an entirely differant thing to see it with your own eyes. I stared into his eyes, and he stared back. I was terrified. I had no idea what I looked like, I could think of nothing but the look on his face. It was murderously angry, and...something else which I couldn't place. And though my life was in grave danger, the thoughts that hurt the most were the ones of him...Of never seeing his face again. But the thing that hurt the most was, not the fact that he was about to kill me, but the way he looked at...

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Chris Weitz Reveals 5 'New Moon' Secrets

posted by Alice_Cullen_

In a हाल का interview with MTV, New Moon director Chris Weitz reveals five secrets about the movie that most प्रशंसकों will either find, hilarious, intriguing, या down right annoying:

Going for the Gold: In "Twilight," RPattz and the rest of his vegetarian vampire cohorts have gold-colored eyes as a result of abstaining from consuming human blood. For "New Moon," the vamps' eyes were clearly और golden. Why'd Weitz have his actors switch to brighter contact lenses?

"It's a और noticeable gold," Weitz said. "I thought that in the first film they hadn't popped quite enough and I wanted to have that...

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A fanfic for those who hated the happily ever after ending (breaking dawn)

posted by jay_teamRenesme

THE SIPPY CUP OF DOOM!

This is my first Fanfic I hope आप like it. Before I begin I would like to give the following disclaimer:

I own NOTHING of this story. The Characters setting plot and anything else I forget to mention I hereby give fully to Stephanie Meyer. I do this with the intent to not interfere with her ability to continue the stories I love. If I in any way come up with something she was going to use in any way then i differ to her as the original artist and creator. I am fully willing to put this in लेखन apon request. I do take responsability for creating the story but she can...

Alice and Jasper part 2

posted by kiwi12

Alice

I led him deeper into the forest. I knew what I was doing. I'd learned how to hunt जानवर द्वारा watching the Cullens. I'd practiced until I was confident and graceful. I'd even caught an eagle last week. He followed me without a word. He trusted me completely. Come to think of it, I trusted him too. Even taking into account watching Jasper's future, I really didn't know him much. I wondered how to explain the hunting of animals. I waited until we were fairly far in.

As I turned to face him, I found it difficult to focus. He was tall and lean. I felt the urge to run my fingers through his...

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My true प्यार Chapter 14. Nessies point of veiw.

posted by Twilightsauce

Hola!
Sorry this chapter has taken so long -my computer brok so I had to re write it!!!- but enjoy!
Amber

Running, breathing, living, hunting, fighting and Jake. These were the only five words running through my head right now. We hadn’t been running long and I was still at the front of the वृत्त with Jake. As we ran I could almost smell the danger approaching us. I knew that the others were trying not to दिखाना their anxiety around me but I knew that these newborns weren’t as new any और and were becoming better fighters द्वारा the day.
“Stop,” I herd Alice call from behind me, “The newborns...

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Juliet part 15

posted by kiwi12

part 15

Jacob was pulling Seth into another room. Edward trailed behind them. The भेड़िया explained to me the Alpha command. The double voice of the Alpha (leader of the pack) had the power to make the pack obey. When Jacob, Seth and Edward reentered the room, Seth seemed to be trying not to stare at me. It was evidently a difficult task. The भेड़िया began to seem on edge.

Like a lightning bolt, Jasper ran to one of the भेड़िया and placed a hand on his shoulder. The भेड़िया soon dropped. Soon, Jasper was doing the same thing to the confused भेड़िया left and right, two at a time. Edward obviously understood...

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New Moon, chapter thirteen, New. Part three.

posted by New_Moon_Master

Told आप so. Alice thought in an incrediblly immature tone. My visions are not wrong... her thought faded out in the middle. Well, sometimes I misinterpret, but that was only because of those stupid DOGS. she rushed to defend her visions, though I had not spoken. She was sitting अगला to me on the front porch step. I turned to glare at her.
"And what if I had been right?" I shot back at her. "What if Bella had लॉस्ट her soul? आप think I would be okay with that? Of course I would have stayed with her, but it would not have been right to trade her soul for my happiness." I scolded her. She seemed...