As Seattle is ravaged द्वारा a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded द्वारा danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her प्यार for Edward and her friendship with Jacob—knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one और decision to make: life या death. But which is which?
Yes, yes, here it is…the long awaited third book in the Twilight series द्वारा Stephenie Meyer. It’s been a few weeks since I read this book and I’m very forgetful, so I’m gonna have to go with the good ol’ faithful ‘what I liked and what I didn’t like review’. Here goes:
What I liked:
1. There was much to like in Eclipse. First, they ask the सवालों ALL प्रशंसकों of the series have been wondering about since book one, Will Bella and Edward have sex? Oh shut up, आप know आप all wanna know! Can they even have sex together? Can वैंपायर do it with humans, and if so how? Do vampire boys have regular penis’s या are they like superpowered penis’s that grow to the size of baseball bats. Well, Bella wants to know! She wants it and she wants it bad! and who could blame her, Edward is HAWT! But, he’s also old fashioned and won’t do the deed until they agree to trot down the isle and face the preacher, which apparently will be happening in the अगला book. Drats! That means we will all have to wait another साल to find out what happens when वैंपायर and humans do the naughty. bummer.
2. I liked that this book was filled with romantic Edward and Bella scenes, unlike New Moon in which Edward was largly MIA.
3. I like that the वैंपायर and वेयरवोल्फ teamed up to fight the big meanie vampires. Kewl.
4. I probably liked और stuff but like I said, I’m forgetful. Probly all that pot I smoked in college. Knew it would catch up with me sooner या later. Let that be a lesson to all आप kids.
What I didn’t like:
1. I am getting REALLY bored with the way the Cullens treat Bella like some fucking oversized pet. Good lord, आप like her, we get it, enough already! Paragraphs and paragraphs of “we must protect Bella” blah blah blah. SNOOZE FEST!
2. I still don’t like Jacob very much, although I do like him better than I did in New Moon. I think the thing thats bothering me the most is that I can’t get a good picture of Jacob in my mind. He just looks kind of blurry to me. The fact that he’s running around barefoot in cut-off jean shorts with no कमीज, शर्ट on DOES NOT help the situation. ewe. Also, I wish he would leave Bella alone. She’s got a boyfriend who she loves, so buzz off. I did like the the little प्यार त्रिकोण, त्रिभुज scene in the tent though- that was fun.
3. I don’t like that Bella is so blah about marrying Edward. GET OVER IT!!!! He’s awesome even though he is a bloodsucking vampire he treats her like a Goddess. She needs to just marry him and stop whining about it.
Should I read it? Hella yeah! I प्यार the Twilight series, and I thought Eclipse was much better than New Moon! Go get it peeps!
Yes, yes, here it is…the long awaited third book in the Twilight series द्वारा Stephenie Meyer. It’s been a few weeks since I read this book and I’m very forgetful, so I’m gonna have to go with the good ol’ faithful ‘what I liked and what I didn’t like review’. Here goes:
What I liked:
1. There was much to like in Eclipse. First, they ask the सवालों ALL प्रशंसकों of the series have been wondering about since book one, Will Bella and Edward have sex? Oh shut up, आप know आप all wanna know! Can they even have sex together? Can वैंपायर do it with humans, and if so how? Do vampire boys have regular penis’s या are they like superpowered penis’s that grow to the size of baseball bats. Well, Bella wants to know! She wants it and she wants it bad! and who could blame her, Edward is HAWT! But, he’s also old fashioned and won’t do the deed until they agree to trot down the isle and face the preacher, which apparently will be happening in the अगला book. Drats! That means we will all have to wait another साल to find out what happens when वैंपायर and humans do the naughty. bummer.
2. I liked that this book was filled with romantic Edward and Bella scenes, unlike New Moon in which Edward was largly MIA.
3. I like that the वैंपायर and वेयरवोल्फ teamed up to fight the big meanie vampires. Kewl.
4. I probably liked और stuff but like I said, I’m forgetful. Probly all that pot I smoked in college. Knew it would catch up with me sooner या later. Let that be a lesson to all आप kids.
What I didn’t like:
1. I am getting REALLY bored with the way the Cullens treat Bella like some fucking oversized pet. Good lord, आप like her, we get it, enough already! Paragraphs and paragraphs of “we must protect Bella” blah blah blah. SNOOZE FEST!
2. I still don’t like Jacob very much, although I do like him better than I did in New Moon. I think the thing thats bothering me the most is that I can’t get a good picture of Jacob in my mind. He just looks kind of blurry to me. The fact that he’s running around barefoot in cut-off jean shorts with no कमीज, शर्ट on DOES NOT help the situation. ewe. Also, I wish he would leave Bella alone. She’s got a boyfriend who she loves, so buzz off. I did like the the little प्यार त्रिकोण, त्रिभुज scene in the tent though- that was fun.
3. I don’t like that Bella is so blah about marrying Edward. GET OVER IT!!!! He’s awesome even though he is a bloodsucking vampire he treats her like a Goddess. She needs to just marry him and stop whining about it.
Should I read it? Hella yeah! I प्यार the Twilight series, and I thought Eclipse was much better than New Moon! Go get it peeps!
Dreamed last night about a time and place
Where from our troubles we had escaped
I held your hand and I felt complete
As आप turned and कहा to me
From now on
From now on we'll be
आप and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
आप and me
आप and me, we will be
Years went द्वारा and nothing changed
The प्यार we shared just stayed the same
As hair grew grey on चोटी, शीर्ष of our heads
Every night I quietly said
From now on
From now on we'll be
आप and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
आप and me
आप and me, we will be
Only a dream
Only a dream
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
आप and me, we will be
Where from our troubles we had escaped
I held your hand and I felt complete
As आप turned and कहा to me
From now on
From now on we'll be
आप and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
आप and me
आप and me, we will be
Years went द्वारा and nothing changed
The प्यार we shared just stayed the same
As hair grew grey on चोटी, शीर्ष of our heads
Every night I quietly said
From now on
From now on we'll be
आप and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
आप and me
आप and me, we will be
Only a dream
Only a dream
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
आप and me, we will be
I done me wrong
I done all wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite long
I done all wrong
I done me wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite, quite long
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
If you’re doing wrong
If आप done all wrong
आप can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite long
If आप done all wrong
You’re doing wrong
आप can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite, quite long
All the wrong आप done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong आप done
Will be undone in song
We’re doing wrong
We all done wrong
If we did no wrong
I’m sure we would be gone
I done all wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite long
I done all wrong
I done me wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite, quite long
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
If you’re doing wrong
If आप done all wrong
आप can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite long
If आप done all wrong
You’re doing wrong
आप can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite, quite long
All the wrong आप done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong आप done
Will be undone in song
We’re doing wrong
We all done wrong
If we did no wrong
I’m sure we would be gone
A tear in my brain
Allows the voices in
They wanna push आप off the path
With their frequency wires
And आप can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
आप can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
A drunken salesman
Your hearing damage
Your mind is restless
They say you’re getting better
But आप don’t feel any better
(In my eyes
In my eyes)
Your speakers are blowing
Your ears are wrecking
Your hearing damage
आप wish आप felt better
आप wish आप felt better
(In my eyes
A better place)
आप can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
आप can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
Allows the voices in
They wanna push आप off the path
With their frequency wires
And आप can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
आप can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
A drunken salesman
Your hearing damage
Your mind is restless
They say you’re getting better
But आप don’t feel any better
(In my eyes
In my eyes)
Your speakers are blowing
Your ears are wrecking
Your hearing damage
आप wish आप felt better
आप wish आप felt better
(In my eyes
A better place)
आप can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
आप can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
Ah, ah, ah ,ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I seek आप out
Flay आप alive
One और word and आप won’t survive
And I’m not scared of your stolen power
See right through आप any hour
I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I got nothing for आप to gain
I’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace
I won’t soothe your pain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I won’t ease your strain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
You’ll be waiting in vain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I got nothing for आप to gain
Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze
And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I seek आप out
Flay आप alive
One और word and आप won’t survive
And I’m not scared of your stolen power
See right through आप any hour
I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I got nothing for आप to gain
I’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace
I won’t soothe your pain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I won’t ease your strain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
You’ll be waiting in vain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I got nothing for आप to gain
Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze
And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
The घंटा has begun
Your eyes have now opened
To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my प्यार always
Your window’s opened wide
Your innocence takes flight
To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my प्यार always
It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my प्यार always
It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Yeah I tremble for आप प्यार always
Your eyes have now opened
To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my प्यार always
Your window’s opened wide
Your innocence takes flight
To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my प्यार always
It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my प्यार always
It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Yeah I tremble for आप प्यार always
When the thorn झाड़ी, बुश turns white that’s when I’ll come home
I am going out to see what I can sow
And I don’t know where I’ll go
And I don’t know what I’ll see
But I’ll try not to bring it back घर with me
Like the morning sun your eyes will follow me
As आप watch me wander, curse the powers that be
‘Cause all I want is here and now
But it’s already been and gone
Our intentions always last that bit too long
Far, far away, no voices sounding
No one around me and you’re still there
Far, far away, no choices passing
No time confounds me and you’re still there
In the full moon’s light I listen to the stream
And in between the silence hear आप calling me
But I don’t know where I am
And I don’t trust who I’ve been
But if I come घर how will I ever leave
I am going out to see what I can sow
And I don’t know where I’ll go
And I don’t know what I’ll see
But I’ll try not to bring it back घर with me
Like the morning sun your eyes will follow me
As आप watch me wander, curse the powers that be
‘Cause all I want is here and now
But it’s already been and gone
Our intentions always last that bit too long
Far, far away, no voices sounding
No one around me and you’re still there
Far, far away, no choices passing
No time confounds me and you’re still there
In the full moon’s light I listen to the stream
And in between the silence hear आप calling me
But I don’t know where I am
And I don’t trust who I’ve been
But if I come घर how will I ever leave
They've nominated the flick for 8 of their Razzie awards, which are like the Oscars but for the "worsts" of the year, so they're a little और fun.
Breaking Dawn was nominated for:
•Worst Picture
•Worst Screenplay
•Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, या Sequel
•Worst Director
•Worst Screen Ensemble
•Worst Actor: Taylor Lautner
•Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart
•Worst Screen Couple
Do आप think Breaking Dawn deserves the nominations?
Breaking Dawn may have been a smash hit with Twihards all over the world, but the Golden रसभरी, रास्पबेरी foundation was impressed for a different reason.
They've nominated the flick for 8 of their Razzie awards, which are like the Oscars but for the "worsts" of the year, so they're a little और fun.
Breaking Dawn was nominated for:
•Worst Picture
•Worst Screenplay
•Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, या Sequel
•Worst Director
•Worst Screen Ensemble
•Worst Actor: Taylor Lautner
•Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart
•Worst Screen Couple
Do आप think Breaking Dawn deserves the nominations?
They've nominated the flick for 8 of their Razzie awards, which are like the Oscars but for the "worsts" of the year, so they're a little और fun.
Breaking Dawn was nominated for:
•Worst Picture
•Worst Screenplay
•Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off, या Sequel
•Worst Director
•Worst Screen Ensemble
•Worst Actor: Taylor Lautner
•Worst Actress: Kristen Stewart
•Worst Screen Couple
Do आप think Breaking Dawn deserves the nominations?