"Pluck the bass? Is that code for jack off?"
"And Bill's tattoo...I mean, what is that thing? A jizz dartboard?"
"My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants."
"Georg has a lot of nicknames, hobbit, chicken Georg. Ya look like a chicken."
"I've been a प्रशंसक of me ever since."
"Bill may be taller but everything else I have is bigger!"
"Honestly, I have as much clue about cooking as Georg has about playing bass, but I'm definitely good at sandwiches."
"I prefer रोटी to be lightly toasted... certainly not too dark. When it's too dark it always causes cancer....
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