1. Poke him in the head, constantly.
2. Tell him that "the blue knight" is a really gay name.
3. After saying that, insist that he is gay.
4. Tell EVERYONE that he is gay, even write it into the newspaper.
5. Call him a stupid hippie.
6. Spread rumours that he's cheating on Ichigo with Kisshu.
7. संपादन करे a चित्र of him so it looks like he's चुंबन Kisshu, make sure he sees it. (This will annoy Kisshu too!)
8. Put loads of salt in his खाना just before he's about to eat it.
9. Pour वॉलपेपर paste all over his head.
10. Tie his shoelaces together.
11. Send him dirty text messages, pretend they're from Ichigo.
12. Keep doing this until he उत्तरों to one. (And it gets sent to the real Ichigo.)
13. Say that his face is orange.
14. Steal his sofa.
15. Shave all his hair off during the night, and leave a इंद्रधनुष clown wig अगला to the बिस्तर for when he wakes up.
16. Do the "I got your nose!" thing to him.
17. Send him phone calls अभिनय like your a terrorist and telling him that Ichigo is being held captive and if he doesn't rescue her in the अगला five मिनटों she'll die and they'll blow up his house.
18. Get him to play cricket या some similar sport with you, whenever it comes to your turn, hit him over the head with your bat and say that someone else did it.
19. Tell Ichigo that he कहा she sound like a plane taking off at the start of her स्ट्रॉबेरी, स्ट्राबेरी Surprise attack. (She does, seriously, I realised about two सेकंड्स before I wrote that. Also, this one should probably have been for Ichigo, but I'd already finished hers, sorry!)
20. Sculpt a potato to look like his face, then give the potato to him as a gift. Insist that he keeps it on his दीवार were it can be seen द्वारा everyone who goes in there. (So probably not that many people.)
21. Steal all his homework, and hide it in the same place as his sofa.
22. Burn them both.
23. Stand outside his classroom and laugh as he tries to explain to his teacher that the reason he never does his homework is because as soon as he gets it some crazy weirdo runs of with it (along with half his living room furniture) and burns it.
24. Whenever he's talking, pretend to shake your head, in either disappointment या disapproval.
25. Accuse him of animal abuse.
26. And littering.
27. Leave tart in his locker so that he falls out when he opens it. And everyone sees.
28. Make sure आप are in the room at that point, and at the चोटी, शीर्ष of your voice yell "MASAYA'S A PERV, HELP ME I'M SCARED OF HIMM!"
29. Make him go to Irish dancing lessons.
30. Then make him perform to Ichigo and the rest of the mews, and Ryou and Keiichiro...and the aliens...and all the other characters! Make sure he's wearing a kilt while he does it.