There’s a Jotun in my bed

Took a hammer to the head

I smell Shawarma everywhere

Something sticky in my hair

Ripped my cape and लॉस्ट my helm

Is that guy even from this realm?

Bilgesnipes swimming in the sink

Someone painted Mjolnir pink

Word of this, I fear

Has reached Odin’s ears

I’m screwed—Oh well!

Now exiled to Earth

Some दिन I’ll return

To rule!

Spoken: FOR ASGARD!

Last Friday night

Yeah we trashed the banquet hall

Casks of ale, we drank them all

Did we really start a brawl?

Last Friday night

Drunk on horseback like a boss

Went joy-riding on Bifrost

Came to Midgard and got lost

Last Friday Night

Tried...