The Vampire Diaries 4x18 "American Gothic"

Ever wondered what the characters of TVD would sound like giving voicemails? Here’s your chance to find out!

Damon: Hello, you’ve reached Damon Salvatore. I am not available at the moment. I’m chasing my brother’s girl, at the grill drowning in my sorrows, या I’m fucking and abusing girls to get my mind off Elena. Please leave a message and I’ll kill- I mean call आप later. *beep*

Stefan: Hello, you’ve reached 1-900-PUSSY-VAMPIRE. I’m not available at the moment. I’m too busy either brooding over the fact that my balls left me and I’m less of a man then my brother is या I’m...

Comparisons are easily done
Once you've had a taste of perfection
Like an सेब hanging from a tree
I picked the ripest one
I still got the seed

You कहा हटाइए on
Where do I go
I guess सेकंड best
Is all I will know

Cause when I'm with him
I am thinking of you
Thinking of आप
What आप would do if
You were the one
Who was spending the night
Oh I wish that I
Was looking into your eyes

You're like an Indian summer
In the middle of winter
Like a hard कैन्डी
With a surprise center
How do I get better
Once I've had the best
You कहा there's
Tons of मछली in the water
So the waters I will test

He kissed my lips
I taste your...

    Both launching आगे for the entrance of the tomb, Elena and Stefan were really moving. Damon was standing beyond the threshold with his breath caught in his throat. His brother could very well kill the प्यार of his life.
    And then, Stefan caught her.
    Elena’s eyes locked with his and terror was starting to over take her और than before. There was no telling what he would do to her. After all, she hadn’t earned anything other than this from him. She had not दिया him a reason to दिखाना her mercy but in his eyes that’s...

Katherine sat opposite me with a confused look on her face opposite me. She glanced up and stared hard at my face.
“Those वैंपायर won’t find us straight away, but when they do…” I shuddered along with the other three. “What can we do?” she कहा as she buried her face in her knees.
“I think I know someone who can help us,” Damon कहा wonderingly. “Katherine, I think it would be much easier if you…stayed here, rather than come with us,” he added. She stood up angrily.
“Why? I have every right to walk outside!” she कहा as she clenched her fists.
“Katherine, आप look...