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posted by ThatDamnLlama
Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes:

1. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
2. I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
3. I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
4. I don’t believe you, continue.
5. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also,...
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Here are the चोटी, शीर्ष 5 reasons Andy Bernard is almost as awesome as Jim.

1.His catchy nick names and phrases. They are pretty awesome, and I found myself using a few on और than one occasion. Examples are: "Big Tuna", "Beer me", and "I really Schruted it".

2.His musical skills. He is a pretty decent singer AND he plays the banjo. What और could आप want? My personal प्रिय song of his is "Andy and the Tuna".

3.His amazing collection of ties. Not only does he have a great tie selection, but he miss-matches them so they actually look good.

4.His ability to manipulate people द्वारा slowly wearing them down. This will, I repeat WILL, get him far. Mark my words.

5.His ability to beat-up most people. Angry Andy could possibly dominate anyone या anything. This includes Superman, and Dwight Schrute.


Anyone agree?
Also, any other reasons he is amazing that I may have missed??
This is a completely factual and accurate genealogical account of the Schrute family line. It is based on first hand information from Dwight Kurt Schrute, obtained during the filming of a documentary. The names, dates, locations and all other information may be made up, but the rest is the absolute truth.
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Effie Margaret Elderstein was the only child of wealthy German factory owners. She was a quiet and plain young woman, who had many suitors, but little interest in any of them. When...
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posted by chel1395
 Trish Gates
Trish Gates
After पढ़ना ANOTHER लेख that hints at Kevin Malone's fiancee, Stacy, not existing, I have decided to prove to the world that not only does she exist, we've seen her. Several times. First of all, the actress who plays her is named Trish Gates. Trish has starred in four Office episodes, however her scenes in "The Dundies" were cut from the original episode. आप can see her in "The Dundies" deleted scene where Kevin points out that he brought his fiancee. She is also seen briefly in "Email Surveillance" at Jim's party. We don't see her again until Season 3 in "Phyllis's Wedding." Then, we get another brief glimpse of her in "Cocktails" when the office staff is at Poor Richard's Bar. And then, of course, there is the fact that Kevin brought Stacy's daughter, April, to work in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day." I ask anyone who thinks that Stacy is a figment of Kevin's imagination to please watch the episodes mentioned above. Thank आप and good night :)
 Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
 Dwight, my प्रिय character
Dwight, my favorite character
As we all know the office is one of the funniest shows in टेलीविज़न (if not the funniest) I decided to make a चोटी, शीर्ष 10 of my प्रिय characters. द्वारा the way this is from 1 being my प्रिय and 10 being my least प्रिय of the ten.

1. Dwight
Dwight believes everything anyone says and takes everyone really seriously when it's clearly a joke. As well I like how he is a super nerd. Nerds are just funny to me for some reason.
2. Andy
Although Dwight is कड़वा enemy with Andy and I did hate how he got rid of Dwight but I still प्यार how he can make awesome catchphrase for example dawsome,Beer me,sorry...
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This was actually a good comeback from the last episode dealing with clips. It's almost as if they took some time to make a good come back, and it was an enjoyable 'The Office', with the bonus of development plots.

It's good that Jim and Pam are searching for the right daycare for their child, it shows proactive behavior on their part and it actually opens us up as an audience to embrace a new member to the cast of 'The Office'. How would that turn out though, can anyone think it up; my guess is constant visits from Michael and some kind of protective wear for the child. Definitely no 'bring...
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posted by jameswilson
This isn't a wordy लेख as much as it's just a little collection of pictures from the past seasons. I'm not going into my what I like and don't like about the changes Pam has gone through throughout the दिखाना (some I really like and some I don't so much), but it's cool to look back either way!
Things to note: her hair, makeup, clothes - plus the background and location of the interviews! It's fun to see the different set ups throughout the years!

My final three comments:
1) I hope आप enjoy
2) Pam's the best
3) Comments/thoughts welcomed!
 "Pilot" 1x01
"Pilot" 1x01
 "The Dundies" 2x01
"The Dundies" 2x01
 "Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
"Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
 "Fun Run" 4x01
"Fun Run" 4x01
 "Weight Loss" 5x01
"Weight Loss" 5x01
 "Gossip" 6x01
"Gossip" 6x01
 "Nepotism" 7x01
"Nepotism" 7x01
 "The List" 8x01
"The List" 8x01
 Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene
Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene
The following is a सूची of websites where आप can find The Office screencaps.

For those unfamiliar with the terms found below: "Gallery Form" means the site has पोस्टेड their screencaps in a form where आप can view all of the कैप्स without downloading (see image on right), but if आप want to save an image, आप must do so one द्वारा one. "Zip File Form" means the site has saved all the screencaps in one file and आप can download them all to your computer. The Gallery Form works best if आप are just looking for one specific scene. The screencaps listed as "HDTV" were capped in high definition and are...
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Summary: In ‘Night Out’ we heard that Michael has been going on some really bad dates, but we didn’t get to see them. Thankfully, I happen to know one of the cameramen and he let me watch footage from three of Michael’s dates. The following is a transcription of the video for your पढ़ना pleasure. :D

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DATE #1

(Michael is standing outside Poor Richards)

Michael: (to the camera) So, this is my first real तारीख, दिनांक since Jan and I broke up. Her name is Helen and she’s the daughter...
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Okay Office fans, if आप are as much of a die-hard प्रशंसक as I am... you've probably experienced it. The dreaded spoiler tug. I frequent not only this website, but also nbc.com, and officetally.com. Whenever I pull up Officetally's homepage (shout out to them...I couldn't live without it!) I unwillingly glance at the "spoilers/news" link. अगला to the link, there is a date... the तारीख, दिनांक of when the most हाल का spoiler has been posted. Though I tell myself not to... urge myself not to in fact, the impetus is just to strong. Because of this, I now have seen and read every fragment of spoilers, and...
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There’s Newfoundland and Labrador,
Saskatchewan, Ontario,
Quebec, Alberta, Manitoba,
New Brunswick and Nova Scotia.

Prince Edward Island’s very small,
but British Columbia tops them all!

[And that's where Vancouver is.]

But… before I finish up my story,
आप should know the territories.

There are only three so I’ll be quick,
the Yukon, Northwest, and Nunavut.

If आप want to have a ball,
there’s Saskatoon and Montreal.

And if आप want to pack your sacks,
we’ll be going off the Halifax.

And if you’re looking for a wife,
be sure to visit Yellowknife.

NATURAL RESOURCES!

Perennial geraniums,
nickel–think uranium,
are filling up my cranium,
the exports that they boast.

Keep going? No? Ingrates.
posted by sandyboard93
On the मंचों I have been hearing a lot of anti-James Gunn comments. Yes, we all know John Krasinski is a lot cuter than James Gunn and yes, it would be very cute if John and Jenna were indeed dating. But in reality James and Jenna have been together for a long time and it would be unrealistic to have hopes that Jenna will divorce the dork an go for the hunk.

James Gunn and Jenna Fischer have been happily married since fall of 2000, about a साल before Jenna even started working with John. I think what most people are missing here is that actors DO have lives other than the lives in their hit...
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posted by cycle-of-menace
Hers is my letter to NBC about the strike. I am in full support mode for it! I was wondering--first off, is it effective? Do आप think I should mail it या ई मेल it?

Dear NBC,

Watching my प्रिय shows on your website was a huge convenience for me if I didn’t get to catch one on TV, even with the unentertaining ads that cut through the program. Your website in general was very enjoyable and I spent a lot of time on it, particularly The Office site. But now I regret to inform आप that I will no longer be accessing your website in support of the WGA writers.

I was shocked to learn that the writers...
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posted by powerhour
Hello Office fans!

I just finished up making an Office: Power घंटा video. What is a power घंटा आप may ask? It's 60 shots of बीयर, बियर in an hour. For a video power घंटा such as this, there are 60 one मिनट clips from the Office seasons 1-6. After each clip, a screen is shown to remind आप to drink the shot of beer. द्वारा the end, आप should have drank between 5 to 7 beers depending how full आप fill your shot glass. Pretty simple, eh?

So grab some friends, some beer, the video, and a shot glass for each person playing. Fill your shot glass with बीयर, बियर and prepare to play. Further directions are outlined at the beginning of the video.

Because the Office is copyrighted, I obviously can't just post this anywhere - which is why it's a torrent. If आप don't know how to use bittorrent, गूगल it. If आप do, please proceed to my site to find the लिंक्स to download. Don't forget to seed please!


www.happypowerhouring.com


From one प्रशंसक to another, hope आप enjoy.
I always considered myself a different kind of girl. Mostly because I always got treated differently, द्वारा my family, द्वारा my peers and even my teachers. When I was younger, I always felt like the outsider; the one no one would ever listen to या understand, always ignored, always picked last for a game, ridiculed in anything I कहा and did, with no one ever giving me a chance to दिखाना my full potential.

I was the odd one. I was a black sheep. I know a thing या two about how it feels to be the butt of a joke, being at the mercy of those people called “popular” and “normal”. Too bad all those...
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 I support WGA
I support WGA
Dear Independence Branch Staff,

We officially only have 2 episodes left of The Office as it stands. The Office set has shut down. After that we don't know when या if The Office will return. It all depends on how long the strike is. Let's HOPE that the writers get what they want so we get our दिखाना back.

To दिखाना OUR support for the writers DMI Independence is joining the picket line. If Michael Scott isn't working well neither AM I!!

The MORE support the producers see, the better our chances our that they will give the writers what they deserve.

I hope आप will all शामिल होइए me in the DMI boycott! We...
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Ah Ha! I was taking screen shots of the Diversity दिन episode and I found the Dunder Mifflin Mission Satement on an easel in the background when Kevin is imitating the Chris Rock routine. I may be the only one who finds this interesting, but I made out what it said! The following is the official Dunder Mifflin Mission Statement!

Mission Statement
Dunder Mifflin Incorporated provides its customers quality office and information technology products, furniture, printing values and the expertise required for making informed buying decisions. We provide out products and services with a dedication to the highest degree of integrity and quality of customer satisfaction, developing long-term professional relationships with employees that develop pride, creating a stable working environment and company spirit.
 NBC's Green Week Logo
NBC's Green Week Logo
When NBC announced that it would devote an entire week to promoting saving the environment and “going green,” my first thought was how The Office could cleverly incorporate that message into an episode. The synopsis of ‘Survivor Man’ was promising…Michael goes into the wilderness to see if he can survive on his own. That right there gives आप plenty of great opportunities to discuss the environment and how we need to save the planet. And while 'Survivor Man' may not have been the best episode of the series, it did manage to do the impossible: it promoted the environment and “going...
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posted by jamfan4
This is a letter I am लेखन to NBC expressing my outrage towards the strike. Please give me your opinions!

Dear NBC Official,

    I am a large supporter of the writers’ strike. I was outraged to find out that such amazing writers as Michael Schur and Mindy Kaling are not being fairly compensated for the episodes आप post online या put onto DVDs. If incredible shows like The Office and Saturday Night Live are going to suffer, so will your ratings. प्रशंसकों like me will not watch whatever आप throw at us.
    I am positive this is not the first letter you...
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Hi all,

Branch Wars was such a fun episode that I find myself having to write about it!

Whats not to like?

There is a finner things club happening in the break room and staff poaching! Not enough? Ok, bring on a sabotage attempt for Utica द्वारा Curly (Jim) Larry ( Michael) and Moe ( Dwight). Oh and the return of Karen.!

Between the constant giggles I did feel a little for Jim having to face Karen. Like most people after a nasty break up its always a goal to avoid your ex like the plague.

Jim: I can't believe आप guys. I'm not going to go further piss off my ex-girlfriend.

No such luck for Jim - I bet...
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