Wayne and Wanda were hungry one night and decided to stop off at an Italian restaurant to get something to eat. They found an empty तालिका, टेबल at the back of the restaurant and sat down. As soon they sat down at their table, Jacques Roach appeared. Can I start आप off with some drinks? asked Jacques Roach Sure, but आप can make that a drink to share? asked Wayne Of course. What would आप like to drink? asked Jacques Roach स्ट्रॉबेरी, स्ट्राबेरी lemonade. कहा Wayne. Okay, your drink will be ready shortly. कहा Jacques Roach And make sure to bring two straws back. कहा Wayne as Jacques disappeared into the kitchen. Two straws? Got it. कहा Jacques. Terribly sorry for the wait. But here आप go. आप two enjoy. कहा Jacques As the two sipped away at their drink and looked into each other's eyes. Miss Piggy, who had been sitting a booth with Kermit, was watching Wayne and Wanda and was grossed out when they were getting all lovey-dovey with each other. Hey, Statler, what do आप think of Wayne and Wanda's प्यार for each other? asked Waldorf One thing's for sure: it's still a better प्यार story than Twilight. कहा Statler The two laughed, but then realized the joke they told wasn't that funny. The same waiter from before came to take this time, asking them what they wanted to eat. We'll take the sphagetti and make sure आप bring back two forks with that. कहा Wayne We will defienetly make sure to bring back two forks with that, but would आप like meat sauce या meatless sauce with that? asked Jacques Roach Meat sauce if आप don't mind. कहा Wayne. Okay. That will be ready shortly. कहा Jacques Roach. Wanda, who had finally waited to ask Wayne a सवाल until after their waiter disappeared into the रसोई, रसोईघर started her sentence with is our a waiter a roach? Yes. I'm afraid so. Our waiter is a roach. कहा Wayne Wanda broke out into a cold sweat and fainted on the floor. Wanda, dear, our खाना is here. This food's not going to eat itself. I need a सेकंड person present to eat this sphagetti with me. कहा Wayne You're absolutely right. कहा Wanda, joining Wayne. At a strip club अगला door, Scooter, Link Hoghtrob, Andy and Randy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Pepe, Floyd, Animal, Zoot, Dr. Teeth, and Lips were paying Spamela Hamderson to keep her clothes on द्वारा throwing money at her. At a coffee place across the street, Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, Rizzo, Polly Lobster, Uncle Deadly, and Bobo were so intoxicated they could barely see straight. आप fellas going to stay here all night या what? asked Pops