This is just a joke. Don't take it seriously! I प्यार HG and (most) of these characters! Oh and there might be spoilers, so be careful if आप haven't read up till Mockingjay!


President Snow- Making young children kill each other is totally fine.

Peeta- Don't tell the girl that आप प्यार about your feelings for her, until आप have to kill her.

Mrs. Everdeen- It's fine to blank out on your kids and leave them to fend for themselves. Who cares if your husband died? Just don't take care of your kids and it will be okay.

Gale- Creating a bomb that kills your best friend's little sister is perfectly fine, as long as आप get your way (which involves killing the entire country)

Katniss- It's okay to break the laws and sell squirrels to the baker whose son आप have to kill, and whose wife देखा गया आप as trash.

Cinna- It's totally okay to set your clients on fire, then make them hold hands and pretend to be in प्यार before they have to kill each other.