A relative sent this to me... I found it hilarious, I hope आप do to!
'The पास्ता Diet'
The पास्ता Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN पास्ता DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1.. आप walk पास्ता da bakery.
2... आप walka पास्ता da कैन्डी store.
3.. आप walka पास्ता da Ice Cream shop.
4. आप walka पास्ता da तालिका, टेबल and fridge.
आप will lose weight!
AND....
For those of आप who watch what आप eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer दिल attacks than
the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer दिल attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer दिल attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer दिल attacks than the English.
5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer दिल attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what आप like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
'The पास्ता Diet'
The पास्ता Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN पास्ता DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1.. आप walk पास्ता da bakery.
2... आप walka पास्ता da कैन्डी store.
3.. आप walka पास्ता da Ice Cream shop.
4. आप walka पास्ता da तालिका, टेबल and fridge.
आप will lose weight!
AND....
For those of आप who watch what आप eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer दिल attacks than
the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer दिल attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer दिल attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer दिल attacks than the English.
5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer दिल attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what आप like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.