John "Hannibal" Smith: Master of Disguise. His most used disguise (although not onscreen) is Mr. Lee, the dry cleaner. This is one of the final parts of the client screening process, as he tells the client where to go in order to make full contact with the A-Team. He dresses most often in a white trench कोट and black leather gloves. He also is constantly seen smoking a cigar. Hannibal carries either a Browning Hi Power, बछेड़ा M1911A1 या a Smith and Wesson Model 39 as a sidearm most often "Mexican Carried" although he uses a पिस्तौलदान when on missions. His catchphrase is, "I प्यार it when a plan...

• Say, are we a groovy, happenin' bunch o' guys, या what?

• To Bad Guys who just कहा they were nuts: No I'm not, I'm condiments. I've been promoted.

• What can I say? One दिन I had this Gonzo headache, and before it was over I could speak and read Chinese.

• I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm a choo-choo train! WOW!!! (shoves bad guy down) Touchdown!

• I want आप to be my role model, someone I can look up to when the purple wobblies start to wobble.

• आप know Sarge, I had a cat once, but everytime I tried to give him a bath, the फर stuck to my tongue.

• I have been kicked out! Caine has...

• I प्यार it when a plan comes together.

• Ever notice आप run into the nicest people in tanks?

• Hickory dickory dock / The माउस ran up the clock / The clock struck one / Down he run / आप smell worse than my socks!

• अगला time आप think आप want to take someone out, don't get yourself a good squad. Get yourself a team.

• Nice, B.A.!

• Go, B.A.!

• See, I was the kid who always liked waiting on क्रिस्मस Eve even और than I liked opening the presents the अगला morning. But the अगला morning when I started rippin', I started rippin'!

• The Opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.

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•When punks start hasslin' decent people, I make it my bidness.

•I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal.

•If he's flyin' (Murdock) then we're dyin'.

•Shut up, fool! Typically directed at Murdock

•Oh Hannibal. आप snuck Mike into my van?!? (Mike is a skunk.)

•Quit your jibba jabba!

•You're just a crazy fool, who's seein' things that ain't there! to Murdock

•Got no time for jibba jabba.

•Face is gonna pay...Face is gonna pay...Face is gonna pay.(After Face screwed up on a mission, which resulted in BA getting shot in the leg.)

•Me rhyming my words... that's the craziest thing I ever...