Night came in and Cas was standing on a crossroad. He buried a small, tin box in the ground and then took a step back.
“Get your नितंब, गधा down, here, Crowley!” he yelled.
A few long सेकंड्स later Crowley appeared. “Give me one good reason why I wouldn’t kill आप this very instant”
“Because I have something better in store” Cas said. He took a deep breath and then continued. “You have to bring Dean back to life”
“Let me guess, I get your soul in return” Crowley कहा bored. “Sorry, but that’s getting so old. Nice chatting” He wanted to leave, when Cas quickly said: “Not my soul, my powers”
Crowley came closer. “Why would I want the powers of an angel?”
“You’d be even और powerful. Probably undefeatable” Cas said.
“And you’d be human” Crowley कहा slowly.
“And much less of a threat to you” Cas added.
“So आप get Dean back and I get all your एंजल mojo” Crowley summed up. “Sounds tempting” He grabbed Cas’ hand and squeezed it. “It’s a deal” He let go. “By the way, how are your insides?”
“What?” Cas frowned. Then he gasped for air and held his stomach. He gagged and threw up blood. He collapsed and लॉस्ट conscious.
“Get your नितंब, गधा down, here, Crowley!” he yelled.
A few long सेकंड्स later Crowley appeared. “Give me one good reason why I wouldn’t kill आप this very instant”
“Because I have something better in store” Cas said. He took a deep breath and then continued. “You have to bring Dean back to life”
“Let me guess, I get your soul in return” Crowley कहा bored. “Sorry, but that’s getting so old. Nice chatting” He wanted to leave, when Cas quickly said: “Not my soul, my powers”
Crowley came closer. “Why would I want the powers of an angel?”
“You’d be even और powerful. Probably undefeatable” Cas said.
“And you’d be human” Crowley कहा slowly.
“And much less of a threat to you” Cas added.
“So आप get Dean back and I get all your एंजल mojo” Crowley summed up. “Sounds tempting” He grabbed Cas’ hand and squeezed it. “It’s a deal” He let go. “By the way, how are your insides?”
“What?” Cas frowned. Then he gasped for air and held his stomach. He gagged and threw up blood. He collapsed and लॉस्ट conscious.
He may be our प्रिय angel-turned-Winchester-sympathizer, among other things, but Supernatural's Castiel is also the master of the cute quip. His best lines, of course, were delivered when he wasn't even trying to be funny, and the clueless angel's meat suit looks even और hilarious as he quizzically wonders what he कहा to make us laugh. There are a few one-liners that Cas tried to make out of his own volition that ended up making us chortle even if they weren't delivered as he intended.