Little Kid Doing 'To Dance Again' as Voldemort

Lucius:
Don't ever tell me what I can't do
I'd watch my tongue if I were you
For all we know, You-Know-Who
Could be watching us

Yaxley:
(Spoken) He can't be, he's dead!

Lucius:
That never stopped our plans before
You've no idea what I have in store!
You really think that you'd be at my door
If we had nothing to discuss?
He may be gone, but that is just as well...

So come inside, don't आप fret
For it's not over yet!

Chorus:
Evil plans
We are making evil plans!
Evil deeds with evil hands
We प्यार making evil plans!

(Dialogue)

Lucius:
I know it seems impossible
We've been thrown off our track.
But if we can't हटाइए forward...

हे there, fellow Starkids. In honor of the new Starkid musical, I've decided to do my own kind of speculating on what is in store for Harry Freakin' Potter's third year. This articcle is divided into two main parts. The सेकंड is a सूची of all themajor canon events parodied so far.
But before आप hear all of that boring stuff, आप get to hear what I think is going to happen in the new show.
And be on the lookout for a Starkid fanfic written द्वारा yours truly!

Now, it is time to leave the realm of solid fact and wander into the thickets of wildest guesswork.))


A VERY POTTER THREEQUEL
A Very Potter...

Goin back to Hogwarts - Darren Criss
HARRY:
Underneath these stairs
I hear the sneers and feel glares of
My cousin, my uncle and my aunt.

Can't believe how cruel they are
And it stings my lighting scar
To know that they'll never ever give me what I want.

I know I don't deserve these
Awful rules made द्वारा the Dursleys
Here on खुद के बारे में, निजी, privet drive.

Can't take these stupid of these muggles,
But despite all of my struggles,
I'm still alive.

I’m sick of summer and this waiting around.
Man, it’s September, so I’m skipping this town
Hey It’s no mystery, there’s nothing here for me now

I gotta get back to Hogwarts,...