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posted by Seanthehedgehog
As John left the Alpine Bar, another song was heard: link

John: *Turns right, and walks down the street*

As he walked away from the bar, the song began to fade away.

Stormtroopers: *Passing द्वारा in an IFT-D*
Officer 94: How's it going?
John: Fine, thank you. *Salutes two Stormtroopers*
Stormtroopers: *Return their salutes*
Astro Droid: *Beeping as it exits a house, moving towards the two stormtroopers*
John: *Sees the wood shed, and opens the door, walking inside*

Mary was waiting for him. As soon as she saw John, she began to hug him, and the two kiss.

John: Take your clothes off.
Mary: But I-
John: Don't argue. Take your clothes off.
Mary: *Takes off her coat*
John: Relax, I didn't mean it. I need आप to help me get into the castle.
Mary: How? Naked?
John: Seems like a good idea, but a bit too obvious. The Imperials are short on secretaries, and Schloss Adler is no exception. You're cousin is Heidi. She works at the Alpine Bar, and it's because of her आप got the job. आप used to live in Toydaria, and were one of the very few humans on that planet. आप were a T.V star, but were forced to give up your job, when the Hutts killed your director, and the CEO of the company producing your show.
Mary: Where are my identity papers?
John: Here. *Pulls them out of his pocket*
Mary: What's all this about?
John: I got to get in there before the Imperials find out that they don't have General Carnaby. The man they got knows no और about the सेकंड front than I do about other planets from different galaxies.
Mary: I thought General Carnaby's ship crash landed on this planet early yesterday morning.
John: That's what they want us to think. The ship landed perfectly on the planet, but it was riddled with holes from blasters. Republic blasters, but what the hell? A blaster is a blaster to some.
Mary: Are आप trying to say that they're risking the life of another man for a phony rescue mission?
John: Oh not at all. The man inside that गढ़, महल is a Rebel. Corporal Cartwright Jones. He wants to retire one day, and get a new career in acting.
Mary: आप talked this poor man into doing this stunt?
John: I didn't have to, he volunteered. Like all good actors. This may even start a successful career for him.
Mary: Yes, a one night stand.

Someone was knocking at the door.

John: Wait here. *Pulls out his silenced blaster as he walks to the door. He slowly opens it*
Heidi: *Walks in, and sees John pointing his blaster at her*
John: Oh good, आप made it. *Puts his blaster away* Heidi this is your cousin Maria. Mary, this is Heidi. One of the best Republic agents ever. She's been working for us in Chevrelium since the Galactic Civil War began, and... *Stares at Heidi* What a disguise. *Walks away*

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On the planet of Feytal-after the first battle of Geonosis.

Ticara bowed low to the Keeper, the old man came आगे and placed a loving किस upon his only remaining heir. His grand-daughter." What brings our gracious king's newest passion to see an old man?" Sicar saw the disgust on her face as she rose up from her bow. " When?" It was a सवाल all to often asked these days, one that he had no answer for as of yet. He looked out the window at the चेरी पेड़ that had grown so well in these 35 years. Under it the sad bundle that the Imprinted one had asked to bury in their garden. With only...
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i found this video on यूट्यूब made द्वारा vadersgrl its basically about anakin,padme,and obiwan and their bad दिन (srry if this video is already here i searched and didn't see it) hope आप enjoy
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Yes, he's wielding a lightsaber and fighting some sort of droid (battledroid?), but this is actually from some bad 1979 movie called "Starcrash". Still, it's fun to wonder if the "Hoff" coulda pulled it off as Obi वैन, वान Hasselhoff.
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