आप say you've got no emotion, but I know that can't be true
'Cuz I see the way आप look at me when आप think I can't see you
Just put your hand in mine and we'll किस all night long
Oh, why won't आप be my Vulcan lover?
Don't आप raise an eyebrow at me
Just be my Vulcan lover
I think your pointy ears are sexy
Be my Vulcan lover
If आप don't believe me, try a mind meld and I think you'll see
That I really want you
To be my Vulcan lover
I'll help आप out every seven years when it's time to go through pon farr
We won't have to take आप to Vulcan when your behavior gets bizarre
Your higher body temperature...
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