आप say you've got no emotion, but I know that can't be true
'Cuz I see the way आप look at me when आप think I can't see you
Just put your hand in mine and we'll किस all night long
Oh, why won't आप be my Vulcan lover?
Don't आप raise an eyebrow at me
Just be my Vulcan lover
I think your pointy ears are sexy
Be my Vulcan lover
If आप don't believe me, try a mind meld and I think you'll see
That I really want you
To be my Vulcan lover
I'll help आप out every seven years when it's time to go through pon farr
We won't have to take आप to Vulcan when your behavior gets bizarre
Your higher body temperature will keep me warm at night
Oh, why won't आप be my Vulcan lover?
Don't आप raise an eyebrow at me
Just be my Vulcan lover
I think your pointy ears are sexy
Be my Vulcan lover
If आप don't believe me, try a mind meld and I think you'll see
That I really want you
To be my Vulcan lover
You'll say it's illogical, I know
But I can't get over this simple feeling
And even though my दिल isn't in quite the same place as yours
It still beats for you
Be my Vulcan lover
Don't आप raise an eyebrow at me
Just be my Vulcan lover
I think your pointy ears are sexy
Be my Vulcan lover
If आप don't believe me, try a mind meld and I think you'll see
That I really want you
To be my Vulcan lover
'Cuz I see the way आप look at me when आप think I can't see you
Just put your hand in mine and we'll किस all night long
Oh, why won't आप be my Vulcan lover?
Don't आप raise an eyebrow at me
Just be my Vulcan lover
I think your pointy ears are sexy
Be my Vulcan lover
If आप don't believe me, try a mind meld and I think you'll see
That I really want you
To be my Vulcan lover
I'll help आप out every seven years when it's time to go through pon farr
We won't have to take आप to Vulcan when your behavior gets bizarre
Your higher body temperature will keep me warm at night
Oh, why won't आप be my Vulcan lover?
Don't आप raise an eyebrow at me
Just be my Vulcan lover
I think your pointy ears are sexy
Be my Vulcan lover
If आप don't believe me, try a mind meld and I think you'll see
That I really want you
To be my Vulcan lover
You'll say it's illogical, I know
But I can't get over this simple feeling
And even though my दिल isn't in quite the same place as yours
It still beats for you
Be my Vulcan lover
Don't आप raise an eyebrow at me
Just be my Vulcan lover
I think your pointy ears are sexy
Be my Vulcan lover
If आप don't believe me, try a mind meld and I think you'll see
That I really want you
To be my Vulcan lover