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SFG- So, guys. Now that आप fought over कुकीज़ and muffins.
Cartman- Yes we have, Kyle...
Kyle- Shut up! आप know आप like कुकीज़ AND muffins!
SFG- Just, drop it! Alright?
Cartman- Whatever. *crossed arms over chest(if he even can)*
Kyle- So what's the topic this time?
SFG- If आप all shut up and listen!
*All grow silent*
SFG- Now the survey सवाल is... बिल्ली या Dogs?
Cartman- Totally dogs! Yes, dogs! Kyle will probably agree with me 'cause he knows I can kick his नितंब, गधा well!
Kyle- No आप can't! आप can't even पंच a pillow!
Cartman- Can too!
SFG- SHUT THE HELL UP आप TWO! Kyle, what do आप answer for this survey? बिल्ली या dogs?
Kyle- Well, I do like dogs. But I प्यार बिल्ली better!
Butters- Oh God...
Kenny- Memememememe (This is going to end in a dog fight...)
SFG- बिल्ली and कुत्ता fight to that, Kenny. Now, Cartman, why do आप like dogs?
Cartman- Well आप see, SilverFanGirl-
SFG- Oh please, call me Micks.
Cartman- Alright, Micks, I like dogs, because they're और loyal THAN A CERTAIN SOMEONE! Now, I'm not gonna mention any names, but its very clear who I am talking about.
SFG- Well then, Kyle?
Kyle- I like cats, because they are sweet in personalty and they are also loyal.
SFG- You're only liking बिल्ली because Cartman कहा आप liked कुत्ता and आप can't agree with him? Why is that? Why don't आप ever agree with Cartman, but he agrees with you?
Kyle- Because I'm right and he's wrong! ALWAYS!
Cartman- *gets up* Wait a second! I am two right! Kyle, you're just jealous because I'm और awesomener than आप are!
Kyle- *rolls eyes* Cartman, आप dumbass, "awesomener" isn't a word!
Cartman- It is in my dictionary!
Kenny- memmememe (oh, just किस already!)
SFG- O.O Oh my God, Kenny! Why did आप say that?
Butters- Because Kenny thinks Cartman and Kyle are gay for each other. Everyone does.
Kyle- DOES NOT!
Butters- आप know its true, Kyle!
Cartman- *gasp* Kyle! You...you प्यार me?
Kyle- *gets nervous* Well, I...I...um...I can...
Cartman- आप do!?!?!
Kyle- NO I DON'T!
Cartman- OH MY GOD KYLE! OH MY GOD! WAIT UNTIL I TELL EVERYONE AT SCHOOL ABOUT THIS!!!
Kyle- -_-
SFG- ^^' Kyle, see me after the दिखाना for a little "gay" talk, alright?
Kyle- Alright...*whispers to himself* big boobs.
SFG- What was that?
Kyle- NOTHING!
SFG- ....
Cartman- हे Micks, I like you.
SFG- Thank you, Cartman. I like आप too.
Cartman- No, like like... Will आप go out with me?
SFG- I'm way older than you, Cartman.
Cartman- How old?
SFG- Try 3-5 years older than you.
Cartman- that's not so bad.
SFG- Cartman go to hell! *walks off stage*
Kyle- *follows* BYE CARTMAN!
Cartman- ....
Butters- Sorry Cartman...
Kenny- memememe (She was good catch...)
Cartman- I know Kenny and Butters. I know...
Butters- आप only hit on her because of her boobs, didn't you? And now Kyle is going to hit on her like आप tried doing, huh?
Cartman- Yep! *pervy face* Let's go home, guys.
*All leave
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