Ever wanted to be a link like the link Emmy Rossum? Then here are some tips for you!

1. Throw whatever training आप have out the window (though being in a children's choir for five years doesn't count as "training", but whatever helps Emmy Rossum's प्रशंसकों sleep at night). Emmy's too good to take voice lessons, and so are you, dammit!

2. Make sure your jaw is really tense ALL the time. Emmy's jaw is always tense. I'll let आप imagine why.

3. Sing through your nose. Trust me, everyone loves a nasal tone.

4. Find unique, bizarre ways to pronounce your vowels. You're too good for proper diction.

5. You...

[Soulja Boy Tell Em Verse]

Man it's ridiculous, I got आप so delirious
Kiss आप through the phone, while I lick आप just like liquirish
I'm hold back in 96, and आप can be my Shasha Fierce
Baby आप so sexy, I प्यार the way them jeans fit
Put आप on my team list, Call आप miss bezzy.
I'm Soulja Boy Tell Em, I can make yo life so easy
And if आप don't believe me, please don't tease me
Delirious for my love, better yet I got आप phenen
LET DO IT!

[Verse 1: Taylah P]
Hey over there what's your name
Are आप for real
Is this a game
You start to smile
And I do the same
I look away but आप remain
Your eyes starin back...