I’m falling into you, darn it.
Are आप a monkey? Because…
आप are clinging to my heart, darn it.
Are आप a set of dentures? Because…
आप know I can’t smile without you
I’m very exhausted
you’ve been running on my mind all afternoon
Because darn it.
I प्यार you
We’re made for each other
Let’s have our picture taken
So I can develop you
We’re not human, we’re not animals
We’re made for each other, really compatible
I’ll रिपोर्ट आप to the police, because…
आप चुरा लिया my heart, darn it.
Are आप a louse? Because…
You’re always on my head
Darn it
Are आप a flame? Because…
Raging(probably a pun since Alab-alab rhymes with love) I प्यार you
Use a life preserver
Because आप might drown in my love
Because darn it
I प्यार you
We’re made for each other
Let’s have our picture taken
So I can develop you
We’re not human, we’re not animals
We’re made for each other, really compatible
आप resemble Papa P, Papa P (ding dong)
P Papa P, Papa P
P Papa P, Papa P (ding dong)
Are आप an Exam, because…
I will answer आप right away, darn it
Are आप a Drug? Because I’m addicted to you
Are आप a booger? You’re really hard to get
Are आप a matchstick? Then I’m also a matchstick
Like a match
Because darn it
I प्यार you
We’re made for each other
Let’s have our picture taken
So I can develop you
We’re not human, we’re not animals
We’re made for each other, really compatible
आप really are a set of dentures, because…
I really really can’t smile without you…
