शिकामारू

1. Make a Sasuke fangirl squeel while he is sleeping.

2. Take an airlplaine and write "Naruto is a sexy god" in the clouds while शिकामारू is watching them.

3. Shove him towards the sand village and say "go get her, Tiger."

4. .. ah what the heck. Put his hand in warm water :3

5. Tell his mother that शिकामारू thinks she is a bad cook.

6. Laugh at him while his mother is yelling at him for what she 'thought' he said.

7. Pull on his earings and call him a woman.

8. Follow शिकामारू everywhere asking him if आप can braid his hair.

9. When he finally says yes so आप will shut up, give him a mohawk instead....