These are a series about Shadow the Hedgehog having some major issues with luck. Enjoy.
Shadow gracefully walked up the strret consumed in his thoughts of Maria, it was truly a beautiful day. He was actually quite calm, untill some बिना सोचे समझे person walked past him and showed him hard into a metal pole, "ahh!" he cried but then stopped when he hit the pole... his toung was stuck! "ge- ne oth!" he cried. Poor Shadow... what could be worse on such a lovely day. Shadow then herd a large bang and looked up slowly, "oh thit! (oh shit)" he mumbled as the clouds came in to form the beginning of a thunderstorm. Shadow sighed heavily and then the lightning came. He squeezed his eyes shut as the pole was hit and he was fully electricuted. "Damn!" well, atleast he was unstuck from the pole... he sat there on the side of a curb and prepared to get up and get घर when a huge transport truck rolled over on it's side, "Crap." it fell right ontop of poor Shadow. Could anything get any worse? Yes it could, he looked up into the sky and in place of the thunderstorm was a tornado. "DAMN IT!" Shadow कहा as he was carried into the air but miraculously, he landed in an ambulance. "Huh?" he looked around, now he'd be safe! Wrong! the रोगी वाहन, एम्बुलेंस swerved, "Oh s.h.i.t." it crashed and burst into flames. Shadow was the only survivor. द्वारा now he was tired and burnt and hurt, he just wanted to go to sleep and never wake up. Just then, some strange guy walked up to him, "oh Lord help me!"
"I'll help you." the man snickered and grabbed Shadow, stuffing him into a bag, "Hey let me out आप deuche bag!"
"Notta chance!" It was dark in that bag and Shadow felt a car engine driving him around. Finally the car stopped and Shadow was let out of the bag, "Where are we?"
"In Hawaii!"
"Oh yay!" finally something was going good, Shadow was kidnapped and in Hawaii. He walked down to the समुद्र तट only to see a large wave coming towards the shore. The last thing he headr before being swept away in the water was "Tsunami RUN!!!!" "Crapppp..." Shadow groaned as he finally hit land. Where was he? He looked up to see a man standing there, oh great just what he needed... another kidnapper. "Welcome to Peurto Rico!"
"Oh... well thank you." So he was in Peurto Rico, not bad. Well actually really bad. The earth started to shake. "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!" Shadow screamed as he was swallowed in the earth द्वारा the tremendous earthquake. He hit his head hard and blacked out. He woke up to see a bunch of Chinese people walking around. Shadow was in China. He rubbed his sore head, "meh, let's just hope that this is it..." he murmured to himself. "Mommy look! Dog!"
"Huh?" Shadow looked up to see a little Chinese kid looking at him, "Can we keep him?"
"No dear, we eat dog... dont play with your food." The kid's mother grabbed Shadow, unfortunately he was too weak to move. "Hey, आप idiot! I'm a hedgehog, not a f$%&*#@ dog!" Shadow screamed, "Ooh, dog talk."
"Dinner!"
"Did आप hear what I just f$%&*#@ said?"
"Good doggie." Shadow felt helpless as they took him to their house and began putting spices on him. Then the mother stuck a skewer through his stomach, Shadow felt nauseous with pain. And he screamed as the kid opened the oven, "Dog in." he said. "Damn..."
Shadow gracefully walked up the strret consumed in his thoughts of Maria, it was truly a beautiful day. He was actually quite calm, untill some बिना सोचे समझे person walked past him and showed him hard into a metal pole, "ahh!" he cried but then stopped when he hit the pole... his toung was stuck! "ge- ne oth!" he cried. Poor Shadow... what could be worse on such a lovely day. Shadow then herd a large bang and looked up slowly, "oh thit! (oh shit)" he mumbled as the clouds came in to form the beginning of a thunderstorm. Shadow sighed heavily and then the lightning came. He squeezed his eyes shut as the pole was hit and he was fully electricuted. "Damn!" well, atleast he was unstuck from the pole... he sat there on the side of a curb and prepared to get up and get घर when a huge transport truck rolled over on it's side, "Crap." it fell right ontop of poor Shadow. Could anything get any worse? Yes it could, he looked up into the sky and in place of the thunderstorm was a tornado. "DAMN IT!" Shadow कहा as he was carried into the air but miraculously, he landed in an ambulance. "Huh?" he looked around, now he'd be safe! Wrong! the रोगी वाहन, एम्बुलेंस swerved, "Oh s.h.i.t." it crashed and burst into flames. Shadow was the only survivor. द्वारा now he was tired and burnt and hurt, he just wanted to go to sleep and never wake up. Just then, some strange guy walked up to him, "oh Lord help me!"
"I'll help you." the man snickered and grabbed Shadow, stuffing him into a bag, "Hey let me out आप deuche bag!"
"Notta chance!" It was dark in that bag and Shadow felt a car engine driving him around. Finally the car stopped and Shadow was let out of the bag, "Where are we?"
"In Hawaii!"
"Oh yay!" finally something was going good, Shadow was kidnapped and in Hawaii. He walked down to the समुद्र तट only to see a large wave coming towards the shore. The last thing he headr before being swept away in the water was "Tsunami RUN!!!!" "Crapppp..." Shadow groaned as he finally hit land. Where was he? He looked up to see a man standing there, oh great just what he needed... another kidnapper. "Welcome to Peurto Rico!"
"Oh... well thank you." So he was in Peurto Rico, not bad. Well actually really bad. The earth started to shake. "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn!" Shadow screamed as he was swallowed in the earth द्वारा the tremendous earthquake. He hit his head hard and blacked out. He woke up to see a bunch of Chinese people walking around. Shadow was in China. He rubbed his sore head, "meh, let's just hope that this is it..." he murmured to himself. "Mommy look! Dog!"
"Huh?" Shadow looked up to see a little Chinese kid looking at him, "Can we keep him?"
"No dear, we eat dog... dont play with your food." The kid's mother grabbed Shadow, unfortunately he was too weak to move. "Hey, आप idiot! I'm a hedgehog, not a f$%&*#@ dog!" Shadow screamed, "Ooh, dog talk."
"Dinner!"
"Did आप hear what I just f$%&*#@ said?"
"Good doggie." Shadow felt helpless as they took him to their house and began putting spices on him. Then the mother stuck a skewer through his stomach, Shadow felt nauseous with pain. And he screamed as the kid opened the oven, "Dog in." he said. "Damn..."
