Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1. How do आप feel about Snape?
2. How do आप feel about parodies including Snape?
3. How about when they call him “Snake?”
4. What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5. Did आप choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6. Is this letter annoying आप already?
7. Does Snape’s hair remind आप of a hard core rocker?
8. Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...
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