Carmen: No.1 Prélude

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

(earlier)
Trevor: Is this really nesseary? 
Pinkie/Pinkamena: Coarse it is. आप been my owner all this time, and haven't even seen my show.
Trevor: Fine., but if this turns me into a bitch, your never hear the end of i-.
(brainwash sounds) 
Voice: आप are now watching my little pony.
Trevor: (hyponotized) I m now watching my little pony
Audience: (laughs) 
voice: My little टट्टू is the greatest दिखाना आप ever seen. Except maybe family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) My little टट्टू is the greatest दिखाना I ever seen. Except maybe Family guy.
Audience: (laughs) 
Voice: आप will recommend my little pony...

Theme song: link

This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your दिन been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with आप three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to...

Narrator: We are now at the final part of our tour, back on the Island Of Errol. Little has changed in the past two years, but the Eastern Pacific has a new engine.
Joey: Hello everyone.
Narrator: Joey usually works on freight trains, but will also occasionally help with passengers.
Joey: It's good to be here.
Narrator: Who are आप working with today?
Joey: Jerry, and Andrew.
Narrator: Have fun, and keep up the good work.
Joey: Thank you. *Blows his horn twice, and takes off*
Narrator: There's lots of good engines around here. I even stuck my neck out for Jeremy. Mr. Bruce wanted to have him scrapped,...

Parker finished building the bottom section of the snowman. He was rolling up a 2nd snowball which would eventually become the head.

Kevin: My fort's done.
Liam: So is mine. We'll take a break, let और snow fall down, and get और ammunition later.
Kevin: *Chuckles* I wonder how Parker's doing.
Liam: He's right there.

Parker finished with the head, and placed it on चोटी, शीर्ष of the first big snowball.

Kevin: He's missing the middle section.
Liam: It won't be big if he doesn't have all the parts.
Kevin: I wonder if he realizes what he's doing.
Liam: Let's go ask. *Walks towards Parker with Kevin*
Parker: *Puts...

Parker and Kevin were continuing their game of Dig Dug.

Kevin: *Takes down a Fygar, and collects a pineapple* I can't believe these things are worth 8,000 points.
Parker: *Looking at Kevin's score of 41,780* Neither can I. *Looks at his own score. It is 8,700*
Kevin: *Gets hit द्वारा a Pooka* Well, looks like that was my last life. Your turn Parker.
Parker: Okay. I can do this.

But as soon as he started, a Fygar got close to him, and burnt him with fire.

Parker: What?!!?
Kevin: Ooh, tough luck.
Parker: *Kicks a स्टूल, मल behind him, but it hurts his foot* Ow! *Jumping up and down on one foot* That's gonna...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

It was a wonderful, and sunny दिन when a टट्टू with a sniper राइफल was looking at a mare swimming. The टट्टू with the राइफल was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the चोटी, शीर्ष of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an घंटा later, a टट्टू was walking. This टट्टू was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good at his job, which...

The दिन after Celestia's funeral, Tirek arrived at the town's courthouse.

Court Pony: Good morning Tirek. I have the papers for you. *Hands Tirek several papers stapled together. The first page says how to rule Equestria nicely*
Tirek: Thank आप sir. *Leaves the courthouse, while looking at the papers*

Song: link

Five months, and eight days later, it was new years day, 1969. Since Tirek has been the new prince of Pontiac, things did not go well. Unlike Celestia, Tirek was very mean. He made frequent visits to Pornstarville, and was disgusted with the population of mares. Slowly, stallions have...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED,...