I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, दिखा रहा है Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 मैग्नम as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he आग six shots? या only five? Well to tell आप the truth I kinda लॉस्ट track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* आप gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do आप punk? Do आप punk?
The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun
Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now आप go to Chicago, and get ambushed द्वारा a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then आप go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches आप how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. आप know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.
And there आप have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 मैग्नम as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he आग six shots? या only five? Well to tell आप the truth I kinda लॉस्ट track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* आप gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do आप punk? Do आप punk?
The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun
Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now आप go to Chicago, and get ambushed द्वारा a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then आप go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches आप how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. आप know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.
And there आप have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.