Song: link
Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I लॉस्ट in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if आप won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How आप guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the सेकंड half of our दिखाना here for आप tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती
Now, let's begin. इंद्रधनुष Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Right. So now that आप know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Not amused* आप really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do आप do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* हे Fluttershy, आप smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, आप are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An घंटा
इंद्रधनुष Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes आप have.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can आप hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as इंद्रधनुष Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do आप have anything to say before आप do this?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
संगीत Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
As she started to practice, the संगीत ponies were playing the instrumental part of One द्वारा Metallica.Meanwhile, a steam train could be heard somewhere, making chugging noises at the same beat as the song.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
संगीत Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If आप give them the stuff, yeah.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did आप do that for?!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I have to tell आप guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: No!! I don't even know where आप got that from! Also, why did आप tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: It's disgusting! आप shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did आप crash into my house?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: आप have wings. How could आप lose control?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* इंद्रधनुष Dash, I saw आप out there! That was awesome!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when आप brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, आप told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't आप have something आप wanted to tell us?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are आप thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do आप read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then आप don't have to worry about it.
The अगला day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving आप a pair of wings to compete against इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If आप win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There आप are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo नितंब, गधा out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think इंद्रधनुष Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her राइफल at इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at इंद्रधनुष Dash, but misses*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Nearly gets hit द्वारा the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, या whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* आप muthafuckin' white नितंब, गधा cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on इंद्रधनुष Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots इंद्रधनुष Dash in the leg*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a बादल fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! आप know what? I don't even know why I keep putting आप in this show!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: इंद्रधनुष Dash, please save me!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope आप can!! I hope you're right!!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: आप know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing बंदूकों at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, आप ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. आप left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
इंद्रधनुष Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her फ्रेंड्स या not.
Now this is the end. If आप liked this episode, good for you. Become a प्रशंसक of it, and leave a comment. If आप didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. आप should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope आप still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Enjoy seeing और of me in the अगला episode of Trainz.
James: Hey. Only I can boast like that. I am splendid after all.
Sean: Let's argue about this some other time James.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run द्वारा five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 8: Contract
The Mossberg Harbor is where freight cars get loaded with railroad supplies for the Hunterdon Central Railway. The boats are brought into the harbor द्वारा a small नाव called a tugboat.
When a tugboat recieves a job, it's called a contract. One of the tugboats from the California Tugboat Facility, named Jim had the contract on bringing in the नाव with the railway supplies, as well as some other boats. The engines on the Eastern Pacific like Jim.
Shayne: The Hunterdon Central's Railway supplies arrived ahead schedule five days in a row thanks to आप Jim.
Sean: And I've been getting a lot of passengers to take around the island.
Carter: We're glad to have आप bringing all these things for us Jim.
Jerry: Yeah man, you're the best.
Jim: *Smiles* आप guys are too kind. I'm just doing my job, and I like working with आप all.
Sean: We like working with आप too.
Shayne: Listen, me, Jerry, and Carter need to get going with our train.
Sean: Yeah, and I better pick up और passengers at Bellette station before it's too late.
Jim: Alright आप guys. I'll see आप tomorrow.
Jim watched his फ्रेंड्स leave the harbor as they continued on with their work.
Jim: I like all of those guys. I wish I could work here for the rest of my life.
But another tugboat company bought the contract from Jim's company, and he was no longer able to work at the harbor.
अगला morning, as Sean arrived at the harbor to pick up और passengers to bring into Impala Station, he saw two tugboats अगला to each other. One had a cigar, and the other was just smiling.
Sean: Hey. What happened to Jim?
Palmetto: That old piece of कचरा, जंक, रद्दी has been replaced द्वारा us.
Bradenton: Now that there's two of us, और work can be done.
Sean: I don't believe it. Jim could do और work here then आप ever could.
Palmetto: आप better keep your mouth shut stripe face, या आप won't get any passengers.
Sean: *Angry* आप have to get my passengers off of that ship, या you'll get fired!
Bradenton: Seems like someone has a bad temper.
Sean: आप haven't seen anything yet. I'm telling Mr. Baldwin about this! *Goes to Mr. Baldwin*
As for the other engines, they were not pleased द्वारा Palmetto, and Bradenton's attitude. They refused to do anything. The situation was so serious that the Eastern Pacific engines decided to शामिल होइए forces with the Northern Errol Line engines. Sean, Nikki, Jeff, and Bryce were talking to Robert, Kenny, and Tony.
Sean: Alright. Those two tugboats won't give us any freight, या passengers. Jim was much और useful then those two combined, and was nicer. Now how do we get rid of those two tugs?
Robert: We could use a gun, and sink them.
Jeff: We're trains. We have no hands.
Bryce: We can't use बंदूकों even if we wanted to.
Tony: This is tough.
Sean: *Thinking* It is, but I think I have a solution.
Kenny: Tell us.
Sean: *Whispers to the other engines*
अगला day, Sean brought in passengers, while Nikki, and Tony brought tank cars full of gasoline.
Sean: हे Palmetto!
Palmetto: What do आप trains want now?
Sean: We're bringing in people, and supplies that have to go off the island. Is there any ship around here?
Bradenton: No, and आप won't get one unless आप get angry like last time!
Mr. Baldwin: *Sticks microphone out of passenger car* I don't think so. Your behavior is unnacceptable, both of you! Instead of getting और work done, you've been getting less done. Things were going much better with Jim around, and I'll do whatever it takes to get him back here.
Palmetto: We're not afraid of you.
Bradenton: All आप do is stick your microphone out बिना सोचे समझे places, and stay indoors.
Mr. Baldwin: That maybe true, but I have several workers here that will be और then happy to put hoses in the tank cars full of gasoline. With it, they will spray it on you, then light a match, and throw it at you, causing the both of आप to catch on fire.
Palmetto: आप know what? Forget this.
Bardenton: We never asked to be here in the first place. *Leaves*
Palmetto: *Follows Bradenton*
Sean: Nice work Mr. Baldwin.
Tony: Were आप serious about setting them on fire?
Mr. Baldwin: Of course not. I knew if I told them that, they'd think I was serious, and leave.
Two days later, Jim returned. All of the engines were glad to see him back, and things at the harbor were running smoothly.
The End.
Song: link
Sean: Okay. Still wanna have that argument?
James: There's no need. I am the nicest looking engine around. No doubt about it.
Sean: The British have no clue how to build trains. I'm the nicest looking engine around, and I'm also pretty powerful.
James: Oh please. All trains are.
Sean: Yeah, but not all trains have a tractive effort of 68,440 pounds. That's how strong I am द्वारा the way. Since I clearly beat James, and since we also finished all our shows for the night, it's time to end. We'll be back on the 11th. See आप then.
Mike: *Stops in front of Saten Twist, seeing that he is exhausted* Heeey. What happened to you?
Saten Twist: I लॉस्ट in a fight. Now I can't host tonight's episode.
Sean: Wouldn't matter if आप won anyway, cause I'm hosting. How आप guys doing tonight? I'm Sean from Trainz, and we got the सेकंड half of our दिखाना here for आप tonight. It's My Little Pornstar, and Trainz.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती
Now, let's begin. इंद्रधनुष Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Right. So now that आप know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Not amused* आप really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do आप do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* हे Fluttershy, आप smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, आप are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An घंटा
इंद्रधनुष Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes आप have.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can आप hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as इंद्रधनुष Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do आप have anything to say before आप do this?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
संगीत Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
As she started to practice, the संगीत ponies were playing the instrumental part of One द्वारा Metallica.Meanwhile, a steam train could be heard somewhere, making chugging noises at the same beat as the song.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
संगीत Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If आप give them the stuff, yeah.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did आप do that for?!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I have to tell आप guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: No!! I don't even know where आप got that from! Also, why did आप tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: It's disgusting! आप shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did आप crash into my house?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: आप have wings. How could आप lose control?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* इंद्रधनुष Dash, I saw आप out there! That was awesome!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when आप brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, आप told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't आप have something आप wanted to tell us?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are आप thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do आप read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then आप don't have to worry about it.
The अगला day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving आप a pair of wings to compete against इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If आप win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There आप are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo नितंब, गधा out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think इंद्रधनुष Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her राइफल at इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at इंद्रधनुष Dash, but misses*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Nearly gets hit द्वारा the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, या whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* आप muthafuckin' white नितंब, गधा cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on इंद्रधनुष Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots इंद्रधनुष Dash in the leg*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a बादल fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! आप know what? I don't even know why I keep putting आप in this show!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: इंद्रधनुष Dash, please save me!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope आप can!! I hope you're right!!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: आप know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing बंदूकों at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, आप ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. आप left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
इंद्रधनुष Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her फ्रेंड्स या not.
Now this is the end. If आप liked this episode, good for you. Become a प्रशंसक of it, and leave a comment. If आप didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. आप should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope आप still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Sean: Enjoy seeing और of me in the अगला episode of Trainz.
James: Hey. Only I can boast like that. I am splendid after all.
Sean: Let's argue about this some other time James.
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run द्वारा five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Stop the song
Episode 8: Contract
The Mossberg Harbor is where freight cars get loaded with railroad supplies for the Hunterdon Central Railway. The boats are brought into the harbor द्वारा a small नाव called a tugboat.
When a tugboat recieves a job, it's called a contract. One of the tugboats from the California Tugboat Facility, named Jim had the contract on bringing in the नाव with the railway supplies, as well as some other boats. The engines on the Eastern Pacific like Jim.
Shayne: The Hunterdon Central's Railway supplies arrived ahead schedule five days in a row thanks to आप Jim.
Sean: And I've been getting a lot of passengers to take around the island.
Carter: We're glad to have आप bringing all these things for us Jim.
Jerry: Yeah man, you're the best.
Jim: *Smiles* आप guys are too kind. I'm just doing my job, and I like working with आप all.
Sean: We like working with आप too.
Shayne: Listen, me, Jerry, and Carter need to get going with our train.
Sean: Yeah, and I better pick up और passengers at Bellette station before it's too late.
Jim: Alright आप guys. I'll see आप tomorrow.
Jim watched his फ्रेंड्स leave the harbor as they continued on with their work.
Jim: I like all of those guys. I wish I could work here for the rest of my life.
But another tugboat company bought the contract from Jim's company, and he was no longer able to work at the harbor.
अगला morning, as Sean arrived at the harbor to pick up और passengers to bring into Impala Station, he saw two tugboats अगला to each other. One had a cigar, and the other was just smiling.
Sean: Hey. What happened to Jim?
Palmetto: That old piece of कचरा, जंक, रद्दी has been replaced द्वारा us.
Bradenton: Now that there's two of us, और work can be done.
Sean: I don't believe it. Jim could do और work here then आप ever could.
Palmetto: आप better keep your mouth shut stripe face, या आप won't get any passengers.
Sean: *Angry* आप have to get my passengers off of that ship, या you'll get fired!
Bradenton: Seems like someone has a bad temper.
Sean: आप haven't seen anything yet. I'm telling Mr. Baldwin about this! *Goes to Mr. Baldwin*
As for the other engines, they were not pleased द्वारा Palmetto, and Bradenton's attitude. They refused to do anything. The situation was so serious that the Eastern Pacific engines decided to शामिल होइए forces with the Northern Errol Line engines. Sean, Nikki, Jeff, and Bryce were talking to Robert, Kenny, and Tony.
Sean: Alright. Those two tugboats won't give us any freight, या passengers. Jim was much और useful then those two combined, and was nicer. Now how do we get rid of those two tugs?
Robert: We could use a gun, and sink them.
Jeff: We're trains. We have no hands.
Bryce: We can't use बंदूकों even if we wanted to.
Tony: This is tough.
Sean: *Thinking* It is, but I think I have a solution.
Kenny: Tell us.
Sean: *Whispers to the other engines*
अगला day, Sean brought in passengers, while Nikki, and Tony brought tank cars full of gasoline.
Sean: हे Palmetto!
Palmetto: What do आप trains want now?
Sean: We're bringing in people, and supplies that have to go off the island. Is there any ship around here?
Bradenton: No, and आप won't get one unless आप get angry like last time!
Mr. Baldwin: *Sticks microphone out of passenger car* I don't think so. Your behavior is unnacceptable, both of you! Instead of getting और work done, you've been getting less done. Things were going much better with Jim around, and I'll do whatever it takes to get him back here.
Palmetto: We're not afraid of you.
Bradenton: All आप do is stick your microphone out बिना सोचे समझे places, and stay indoors.
Mr. Baldwin: That maybe true, but I have several workers here that will be और then happy to put hoses in the tank cars full of gasoline. With it, they will spray it on you, then light a match, and throw it at you, causing the both of आप to catch on fire.
Palmetto: आप know what? Forget this.
Bardenton: We never asked to be here in the first place. *Leaves*
Palmetto: *Follows Bradenton*
Sean: Nice work Mr. Baldwin.
Tony: Were आप serious about setting them on fire?
Mr. Baldwin: Of course not. I knew if I told them that, they'd think I was serious, and leave.
Two days later, Jim returned. All of the engines were glad to see him back, and things at the harbor were running smoothly.
The End.
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Sean: Okay. Still wanna have that argument?
James: There's no need. I am the nicest looking engine around. No doubt about it.
Sean: The British have no clue how to build trains. I'm the nicest looking engine around, and I'm also pretty powerful.
James: Oh please. All trains are.
Sean: Yeah, but not all trains have a tractive effort of 68,440 pounds. That's how strong I am द्वारा the way. Since I clearly beat James, and since we also finished all our shows for the night, it's time to end. We'll be back on the 11th. See आप then.