Song (Start at 0:04): link
Duck: Now this is my kind of song.
Henry: Duh, what's a song?
Duck: How many सवालों do आप have to ask for crying out loud?!
Henry: What's a question?
Duck: For the सेकंड half of this show, it's My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Henry: What's a friend?
Duck: I will scrap you, आप stupid engine!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती
Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती in Sweet सेब Acres.
Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga! I read books, and smoked weed!
Applejack: आप smoke weed?
Twilight: *Gets the voice of Dr. Dre* Smoke weed everyday :D
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* हे Fluttershy, आप smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, आप are my best friends.
After the work was finished, Spike got a letter from Princess Celestia.
Spike: हे Twilight, listen to this. Princess Celestia wants आप to come back to Pontiac for a special dance called the Grand Clopping Gala.
Twilight: Fuck it man, I ain't going.
Spike: Are आप still mad at Celestia for making आप do that friendship assignment?
Twilight: Hell yeah. It was boring. To make matters worse, she sent me all of the way here, while she gets her नितंब, गधा attacked द्वारा Luna! I could have helped her!
Applejack: Well if आप ain't going, may I have the tickets?
Twilight: Who are आप gonna go with?
Applejack: Big Macintosh.
Twilight: Alright man, they're yours.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Arrives* Hey, what have आप got there?
Twilight: Tickets, I'm giving them to Applejack.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What are they for?
Twilight: Some shitfest called the grand clopping gala.
Then all of a sudden, और ponies arrived.
Ponies: Look, she has tickets for something that's all the way in Michigan!! Let's steal them!
Twilight: Oh hell no!! *Runs to her car, starts it, and drives away* आप niggas ain't catchin' me!!
Spike: Twilight, what about me?!
Twilight: What about you?! Walk home!!!!
On the way back to her house, Twilight accidentally लॉस्ट the tickets.
Applejack: *Walking to Sugarcube Corner* Well, so much for- *Sees the tickets* The Grand Clopping Gala!
Rarity: *Arrives* Hell no, those are my tickets!
Applejack: No they ain't. You're just gonna give them to some stallion so he can fuck you.
Derpy: *Arrives* May I have the tickets?
बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती & Rarity: NO!!
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy started to fight
Rarity: The tickets are mine!
Applejack: No, they're mine!
Rarity: इंद्रधनुष Swastika!
Applejack: Scary train with face!
Rarity: Fuk u!
Applejack: Die!!
Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong.
Song: link
They stop fighting for three सेकंड्स just to dance to a song, and have their face changed to the faces of the cantina band members.
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy: *Turn the song off, and return to fighting*
Meanwhile at Twilight's house.
Twilight: SPIKE!! WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' DINNER?!!?
Spike: Coming Twilight.
Twilight: Yeah, it better be coming, या else you'll be eatin' it. *Hears someone knocking on door* Who the hell could that be? *Goes to the door, and opens it*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
Twilight: Man, what do आप want?
Pinkie Pie: To return something आप accidentally dropped. *Gives Twilight the tickets for the Grand Clopping Gala*
The tickets were torn up, and ruined.
Twilight: *Takes the tickets* Thanks..... i guess. *Closes the door* SPIKE!!!!
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Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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Duck: That song never gets old. Ending the S.S.S.S is Adventures of Thomas & Friends. It's not क्रिस्मस yet, but the episode here is a क्रिस्मस special.
Episode 6
क्रिस्मस Rescue
It was a snowy दिन on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas, and Percy were to collect two क्रिस्मस trees. One for the sheds, and one for Knapford Station.
When they arrived at the forest, they collected their flatcars of trees, and started off. Thomas wanted to दिखाना Percy how fast he could go, but Percy wouldn't let him.
"We can't go too fast Thomas," warned Percy. "The trees might fall off, and that would never do."
"I'll keep that in mind." कहा Thomas the tank engine, and continued to Knapford. On the way, they would pass the diesel works, but Arry, and Bert were blocking their paths.
"Let us pass." कहा Thomas, "We've got trees to deliver."
"And we have steamies to scrap." Arry, and Bert कहा together. They coupled up to Thomas, and Percy, then pushed them to the diesel works.
Thomas tried to push the diesels, but his wheels were spinning. They went faster, and faster, and soon Thomas was pushing the diesels.
Percy just kept his brakes off, and did nothing. It was his only way to stop the diesels.
Things seemed to be going well, but D261 showed up in front of Thomas, and with his help, Arry, and Bert were taking them back to the diesel works.
"Percy, I have a plan." Whispered Thomas. He was whispering the plan, when Diesel crept up beside him, "Be quiet." He sniggered, "You, and your green कमला, कैटरपिलर with red stripes are going nowhere."
Thomas soon uncoupled from Percy, and went backwards. D199, Splatter, and Dodge soon caught him, and Percy was still in trouble with the rest of the diesels.
"Help!" Percy cried, as he was being pushed towards a siding which had buffers, but they weren't safe. If Percy came off the rails, he would fall off a cliff, and would be doomed.
This almost happened, when the diesels pushing him got uncoupled, went backwards, and they got derailed.
"Sean!" Percy shouthed in excitement, he was the one that saved Percy. "Hurry, and save Thomas." Replied Sean. So Percy did, while Sean kept the other diesels busy.
Thomas was about to get picked up द्वारा a क्रेन to be scrapped when Percy pulled him away. The two फ्रेंड्स were escaping, and Sean got the rest of the diesels derailed.
"Oh, thank आप Sean. I owe आप one." Thomas said. "I think we're even." Replied Sean, "I'll go with आप if you'd like." "Certainly." कहा Thomas. He liked this diesel, and the three of them have become good friends.
Thomas, and Percy got the trees to the station, and shed on time, and Sean got the special diesel fuel from the diesels to the science research facility. Sir Tophamm Hat rewarded Sean for saving Percy, and Thomas, and for returning the fuel.
In the end, Sir Tophamm Hat's engines had a very merry Christmas.
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Henry: *Lands on चोटी, शीर्ष of Duck* Duh, I'm back.
Duck: Where did आप go?!
Henry: I went to a restaurant to eat hamburgers.
Duck: How many did आप eat?
Henry: *Goes पार करना, क्रॉस eyed* 75?
Duck: Well, that's it for this week of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. He's got work अगला week, so instead of 8, अगला week's segment of S.S.S.S will start at noon. Stop द्वारा then to see what we got from Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Duck: Now this is my kind of song.
Henry: Duh, what's a song?
Duck: How many सवालों do आप have to ask for crying out loud?!
Henry: What's a question?
Duck: For the सेकंड half of this show, it's My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Henry: What's a friend?
Duck: I will scrap you, आप stupid engine!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती
Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती in Sweet सेब Acres.
Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga! I read books, and smoked weed!
Applejack: आप smoke weed?
Twilight: *Gets the voice of Dr. Dre* Smoke weed everyday :D
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* हे Fluttershy, आप smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, आप are my best friends.
After the work was finished, Spike got a letter from Princess Celestia.
Spike: हे Twilight, listen to this. Princess Celestia wants आप to come back to Pontiac for a special dance called the Grand Clopping Gala.
Twilight: Fuck it man, I ain't going.
Spike: Are आप still mad at Celestia for making आप do that friendship assignment?
Twilight: Hell yeah. It was boring. To make matters worse, she sent me all of the way here, while she gets her नितंब, गधा attacked द्वारा Luna! I could have helped her!
Applejack: Well if आप ain't going, may I have the tickets?
Twilight: Who are आप gonna go with?
Applejack: Big Macintosh.
Twilight: Alright man, they're yours.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Arrives* Hey, what have आप got there?
Twilight: Tickets, I'm giving them to Applejack.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: What are they for?
Twilight: Some shitfest called the grand clopping gala.
Then all of a sudden, और ponies arrived.
Ponies: Look, she has tickets for something that's all the way in Michigan!! Let's steal them!
Twilight: Oh hell no!! *Runs to her car, starts it, and drives away* आप niggas ain't catchin' me!!
Spike: Twilight, what about me?!
Twilight: What about you?! Walk home!!!!
On the way back to her house, Twilight accidentally लॉस्ट the tickets.
Applejack: *Walking to Sugarcube Corner* Well, so much for- *Sees the tickets* The Grand Clopping Gala!
Rarity: *Arrives* Hell no, those are my tickets!
Applejack: No they ain't. You're just gonna give them to some stallion so he can fuck you.
Derpy: *Arrives* May I have the tickets?
बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती & Rarity: NO!!
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy started to fight
Rarity: The tickets are mine!
Applejack: No, they're mine!
Rarity: इंद्रधनुष Swastika!
Applejack: Scary train with face!
Rarity: Fuk u!
Applejack: Die!!
Derpy: I just don't know what went wrong.
Song: link
They stop fighting for three सेकंड्स just to dance to a song, and have their face changed to the faces of the cantina band members.
Applejack, Rarity, and Derpy: *Turn the song off, and return to fighting*
Meanwhile at Twilight's house.
Twilight: SPIKE!! WHERE'S MY FUCKIN' DINNER?!!?
Spike: Coming Twilight.
Twilight: Yeah, it better be coming, या else you'll be eatin' it. *Hears someone knocking on door* Who the hell could that be? *Goes to the door, and opens it*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
Twilight: Man, what do आप want?
Pinkie Pie: To return something आप accidentally dropped. *Gives Twilight the tickets for the Grand Clopping Gala*
The tickets were torn up, and ruined.
Twilight: *Takes the tickets* Thanks..... i guess. *Closes the door* SPIKE!!!!
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Song: link
Duck: That song never gets old. Ending the S.S.S.S is Adventures of Thomas & Friends. It's not क्रिस्मस yet, but the episode here is a क्रिस्मस special.
Episode 6
क्रिस्मस Rescue
It was a snowy दिन on the Island Of Sodor. Thomas, and Percy were to collect two क्रिस्मस trees. One for the sheds, and one for Knapford Station.
When they arrived at the forest, they collected their flatcars of trees, and started off. Thomas wanted to दिखाना Percy how fast he could go, but Percy wouldn't let him.
"We can't go too fast Thomas," warned Percy. "The trees might fall off, and that would never do."
"I'll keep that in mind." कहा Thomas the tank engine, and continued to Knapford. On the way, they would pass the diesel works, but Arry, and Bert were blocking their paths.
"Let us pass." कहा Thomas, "We've got trees to deliver."
"And we have steamies to scrap." Arry, and Bert कहा together. They coupled up to Thomas, and Percy, then pushed them to the diesel works.
Thomas tried to push the diesels, but his wheels were spinning. They went faster, and faster, and soon Thomas was pushing the diesels.
Percy just kept his brakes off, and did nothing. It was his only way to stop the diesels.
Things seemed to be going well, but D261 showed up in front of Thomas, and with his help, Arry, and Bert were taking them back to the diesel works.
"Percy, I have a plan." Whispered Thomas. He was whispering the plan, when Diesel crept up beside him, "Be quiet." He sniggered, "You, and your green कमला, कैटरपिलर with red stripes are going nowhere."
Thomas soon uncoupled from Percy, and went backwards. D199, Splatter, and Dodge soon caught him, and Percy was still in trouble with the rest of the diesels.
"Help!" Percy cried, as he was being pushed towards a siding which had buffers, but they weren't safe. If Percy came off the rails, he would fall off a cliff, and would be doomed.
This almost happened, when the diesels pushing him got uncoupled, went backwards, and they got derailed.
"Sean!" Percy shouthed in excitement, he was the one that saved Percy. "Hurry, and save Thomas." Replied Sean. So Percy did, while Sean kept the other diesels busy.
Thomas was about to get picked up द्वारा a क्रेन to be scrapped when Percy pulled him away. The two फ्रेंड्स were escaping, and Sean got the rest of the diesels derailed.
"Oh, thank आप Sean. I owe आप one." Thomas said. "I think we're even." Replied Sean, "I'll go with आप if you'd like." "Certainly." कहा Thomas. He liked this diesel, and the three of them have become good friends.
Thomas, and Percy got the trees to the station, and shed on time, and Sean got the special diesel fuel from the diesels to the science research facility. Sir Tophamm Hat rewarded Sean for saving Percy, and Thomas, and for returning the fuel.
In the end, Sir Tophamm Hat's engines had a very merry Christmas.
Song (Start at 0:30): link
Henry: *Lands on चोटी, शीर्ष of Duck* Duh, I'm back.
Duck: Where did आप go?!
Henry: I went to a restaurant to eat hamburgers.
Duck: How many did आप eat?
Henry: *Goes पार करना, क्रॉस eyed* 75?
Duck: Well, that's it for this week of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. He's got work अगला week, so instead of 8, अगला week's segment of S.S.S.S will start at noon. Stop द्वारा then to see what we got from Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.