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Twilight: Man, why are we here again?!
Spike: To take part in the S.S.S.S.
Twilight: Is that a Nazi thing?
Spike: No. That's the S.S.
Master Sword: *Looking at Percy, and Gordon pulling passengers. Then he looks at the ponies, Percy, and Gordon* We have two Percy's, and two Gordon's. This is very confusing!
Tom: Don't catch on fire.
Tim: Yeah, please don't. Tim Miller here everyone, and I'm hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Gran Turismo is still not on the list, which upsets me since I'm in that. This week's lineup, we got...

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Tim: Then it's..

Adventures Of Thomas & फ्रेंड्स - Rated TV-Y7

Tim: With..

My Little Pornstar - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Tim: Then it's another episode of Adventures of Thomas & Friends. Enjoy, even though Gran Turismo's not in it.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 4: दिखाना business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank you.
Director: But if आप want this commercial in theatres we gotta see all the ponies that work on this railline.
Pete: Alrighty then. Get ready to meet the crew.
Director: *climbs in cab*
commercial crew: *gets in train*
Director: These bigboys आप have, are they normally used for hauling passengers?
Pete: Nope. We're only using this for the passenger train today, because we have a commercial to shoot. *backs up train*

Pete took the director, and his crew to the station in Cheyenne.

Hawkeye: *arrives* What's going on here?
Snowflake: Pete's shooting a commercial for our railroad.
Hawkeye: Is he really?
Red Rose: Yup.
Honey: He's been taking this pretty seriously.
Hawkeye: And who wouldn't? I'd make sure the commercial I was shooting would be excellent.
Pete: Hawkeye, where's Coffee Creme, and Orion?
Hawkeye: They'll be here soon. The train they're driving stopped, and is refueling.
Pete: And where is Percy and Jeff?
Percy: Right here sir.
Jeff: Wouldn't miss this for the world.
Pete: Good, cuz this is the most important part of the commercial. I gotta get in front of the camera with all of you.
Gordon: Whoa whoa whoa! Hold up आप losers. What's going on here?
Hawkeye: We're shooting a commercial. Winner
Gordon: W-
Hawkeye: Of the loser's championship!
Gordon: UGH!! I was going to come back here, and get rehired, but I guess not! *walks away*
Director: Well, if that's the case, आप can't be in the commercial.
Gordon: I don't wanna be in it anyway!

Director: Not you!! Pete!
Pete: What?! He's not in the crew anymore, he was fired!
Director: Then rehire him so he can be a part of the crew.
Hawkeye: If only आप were here for the two, and a half years Gordon worked on this line.
Director: Listen to me. I want that stallion back here, या the commercial is off. do आप hear me?! OFF!
Pete: Fine! We'll get him back.
Orion: *arrives at station*
Coffee Creme: *teleports on platform* Hello everypony.
Pete: Coffee Creme, good. You're here. I need you, and Hawkeye to go find Gordon, and persuade him to come back to our line.
Hawkeye: आप must be joking.
Pete: Unfortunately I'm not. This is serious if we want to get the commercial going again.
Director: आप have a week to get him back द्वारा the way.
Hawkeye: Fine, we'll do it. Let's go Coffee Creme. *walks to car*
Coffee Creme: How are we supposed to find him?
Hawkeye: Easy, he's orange, overweight, and is a unicorn.That pretty much describes him. *gets in car* Let's go.
Coffee Creme: *gets in Hawkeye's car*

Gordon drove his car out of the parking lot, and headed away from the station

Coffee Creme: Where is he going?
Hawkeye: I don't know, but we need to get him back now.
Gordon: *runs red light*
Hawkeye: *stops* That crazy idiot! It's like he wants to die!
Coffee Creme: We have to go after him!

The light turns green

Hawkeye: *going 35*
Gordon: *going 40*
Hawkeye: Come on, a little faster would be nice *going 40*
Gordon: *turns left*
Coffee Creme: Is he going to the airport?
Hawkeye: I sure hope not. I hate flying!
Gordon: *goes to airport*
Hawkeye: Why can't he take the train?! He used to work on a railway after all!
Coffee Creme: Never mind that, let's go! *runs to airport*
Gordon: I'd like one ticket to Neigh York City.
Ticket mare: Sure thing, that will be ten dollars.
Gordon: *pays for ticket*
Ticket mare: *gives ticket*
Hawkeye: At least we know where he's going. Now we get tickets to Neigh York City.
Coffee Creme: I thought it was called Manehattan.
Hawkeye: Oh, who cares, that town has a lot of nicknames. Now let's follow him, adventure Style!!

Indiana Jones theme starts to play

Gordon: *falls asleep*
Hawkeye & Coffee Creme: *sneak past*
Hawkeye: *sits behind Gordon* Now we wait here.
Coffee Creme: Ok
Pilot: *takes off*

Then suddenly, as the plane took off, a huge map showed up, and a red line went from Cheyenne दिखा रहा है where Hawkeye was going in order to get to Manehattan.

The nearest airport to Manehattan was the one in Jersey City. After that Gordon had another way to get into Manehattan.

Gordon: *walks to taxis*
Hawkeye: Let's follow him now! *follows Gordon*
Coffee Creme: *follows*
Gordon: TAXI!!
Cab driver: *stops*
Gordon: *gets in* Take me to Manehattan at Grand Central Station.
Cab driver: *drives*
Hawkeye: *whistles* TAXI!
cab driver: *stops*
Hawkeye: Follow that cab
cab driver: *takes off*
Hawkeye: *gets in* With me, and the lovely mare!
Coffee Creme: *gets in*

The two cabs eventually entered Manehattan, and continued on to Grand Central Station.

2 मिनटों later, both cabs arrived.

Gordon: *pays fare* Thanks.
Hawkeye: *pays fare* Keep the change.
cab drivers: *drive away*
Gordon: Wait a मिनट *looks behind him* What are आप two doing here?!
Hawkeye: *speaking british* Oh hello there! We were just coming here on holiday. What a pleasure to meet आप here.
Gordon: I didn't know आप were british.
Hawkeye: Well आप do now. May I interest आप in a chance to be famous?
Gordon: Oh yeah? How?
Hawkeye: Let's just say you'll be seen in theatres all over the United States of Equestria.
Gordon: Yeah, no thanks.
Hawkeye: Wait a minute!!! आप don't even know what's it about.
Gordon: Trains.
Hawkeye: *speaking normally* Ok, so आप found out about what we were up to, but why don't आप want to be in this commercial?
Gordon: Because the stallion I used to work for is a peice of hell, that I am glad to be away from!
Hawkeye: Pete is ten times the टट्टू you'll ever be, but listen! This is a once in a lifetime opprotunity here. आप have to get rehired, and then you'll be in the commercial.
Gordon: What if I don't want to?
Hawkeye: Really? I know it's not like being in a actual movie, but this could be a beginning for you. And it start's now. Let's go
Gordon: no.
Hawkeye: YES!!
Gordon: I don't want to go back to Cheyenne with you!!! ALRIGHT?! *teleports away*
Hawkeye: Well, this will be harder than I thought it would be.

Gordon teleported onto the empire state building, and was standing on the very top.

Hawkeye: Wait a minute, I think I see Gordon on that building.
Coffee Creme: We have to save him!!
Gordon: *prepares to jump*
Coffee Creme & Hawkeye: *teleport अगला to Gordon*
Hawkeye: Don't jump!
Gordon: Why shouldn't I?
Coffee Creme: Because आप have to be in a commercial!
Gordon: NO!!!! *jumps*
Hawkeye: Well, that was unfortunate.
Coffee Creme: Yeah. Let's go back to Cheyenne
Gordon: *teleports back on building* आप thought I would be that stupid?! *laughs*
Hawkeye: No. You're even dumber. No टट्टू jumps off a building, and acts like it's a joke.
Gordon: Yeah well, fuck you. Come on Coffee Creme, let's teleport back to Cheyenne.

The two यूनिकॉर्न teleported back to Cheyenne with Hawkeye

Pete: There आप are! Has Gordon changed his mind?
Gordon: Yup, but I want a new job here.
Pete: And what might that be?
Gordon: I want to work in the train yards, and tell everypony what to do!
Pete: Sure. We'll arrange that after the commercial.
Director: Alright, good! Now line up अगला to each other with Pete in the middle.
Ponies: *line up*
Director: Great. Aaaaand ACTION!
Pete: This is the workers on part of the Union Pacific.
Percy: Me, and Jeff here are responsible for fixing the tracks.
Snowflake: I am in charge of switching tracks.
Gordon: I tell ponies what to do
Hawkeye: I am one of the engineers.
Coffee Creme: I am a firemare
Honey: Me too!
Orion: I also drive trains.
Red Rose: I am the yard manager, I take control of everything in thetrain yards.
Pete: And that's all the ponies that work here.
Director: And cut! Very good, but Gordon... I think आप could use a different line to say.

a week later, the ponies were watching their commercial

Percy: Me, and Jeff here are responsible for fixing the tracks.
Snowflake: I am in charge of switching tracks.
Gordon: I get told what to do.

Hawkeye: Hahaha! Seems like Gordon didn't get what he expected!
Coffee Creme: I hear ya. I actually feel sorry for him.
Hawkeye: Why?
Coffee Creme; While all of us are watching this commercial, he has to stay at the yards with Red Rose, and Orion.

Red Rose: Gordon, make sure आप uncouple the tank cars from the box car.
Gordon: I know what to do! *uncouples tank cars* Oh wait. I think there were chemicals in there. *chases tank cars*
Orion: *Stops*
Red Rose: What are आप doing Gordon?!?
Gordon: Saving your ass! So I can slap it!
Red Rose: I wish he did jump off the empire state building.

The freight cars kept going down the पहाड़ी, हिल

Gordon: NO! STOP!! *jumps on*
Orion: Oh my god.
Gordon: *applies brakes* Oh piss! The brakes broke!! *grabs stones*
Red Rose: Where did that come from?!
Gordon: STOP!! STOP!! *throws stones idiotically*
Orion: Should we tell Pete about this?
Red Rose: Nah, let's watch his moronic act.

The End

On The अगला Episode of Ponies On The Rails

With the korean war going on, Gordon has to go to Las Pegasus.

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Tim: *Laughs when he hears the song* I'm sorry. I wasn't expecting that at all. It still sounds good though. Okay, coming up, Adventures of Thomas & Friends, then it's My Little Pornstar, and another Adventures of Thomas & Friends. Stay tuned.

Episode 4

The Run To The गढ़, महल

While Thomas was at the works being mended, और engines were needed to pull passengers. Some passengers even had to ride the narrow gauge line to get to where they were going.

One day, Makenzie was at the station, where both narrow gauge, and Sir Tophamm Hatt's engines worked. One side was for the narrow gauge engines, and the other side was for Sir Tophamm Hatt's engines. Makenzie was getting coal, and water while Duncan was delivering her coaches to the station.

"I shouldn't have to be doing this!" Duncan shouted rudely. He got the coaches to the station, and steamed off. Just then, James puffed in with passengers.

"Anyone going to Ulfstead गढ़, महल will have to ride the narrow gauge line." कहा James kindly. The passengers walked toward Makenzie's train, and Makenzie backed up to the coaches.

"I've never seen आप here before." James said. "Are आप new here?"

"Yes, I am." Makenzie said.

James thought she was beautiful. "Well, good luck on your first trip." James said, and he left the station.

Makenzie's passengers were on board, and the conductor blew his whistle. Makenzie blew her whistle, and was about to take off, but her wheels slipped as she tried to pull the train. "I think this is too heavy." She said, and tried again.

She puffed very hard, but Makenzie had a hard time moving the heavy train. "Don't give up." कहा her driver, and with one final effort, Makenzie got the train moving. "I did it." She announced. "Well done girl." Makenzie's driver said.

They left the station, and were going along nicely. Along the way to Ulfstead Castle, Skarloey chuffed अगला to Makenzie. "Hello Makenzie." कहा Skarloey happily. "Where are आप heading?"

"I'm heading to Ulfstead Castle" Makenzie replied. "Where are आप going?" Skarloey told her, that he was going to the Blue Mountain Quarry. "My load may be heavy." he said. "My load is heavy." Makenzie exclaimed, and giggled.

"Well, then good luck." Skarloey told her. After their conversation ended, Skarloey stopped at a red signal. Then, Makenzie was nearing the पहाड़ी, हिल to Ulfstead Castle. Her heavy passenger train made Makenzie's wheels slip again, but the train still moved.

"You're doing good," कहा her driver, "Just a little bit faster, and we'll reach the चोटी, शीर्ष in no time." Makenzie did puff faster, but that made her wheels slip fiercly, and then the train didn't हटाइए at all. "Oh no," Makenzie cried, "I'm stuck." She put on her brakes, and waited for help.

Donald, and Douglas puffed अगला to her with a heavy load of stone. "Cinders, and ashes. Are आप stuck?" Donald asked. "I am. Can आप please help me?" Makenzie asked sweetly.

But Donald, and Douglas couldn't हटाइए their train, and Makenzie's at the same time. "We'll come back after we deliver the stone." Douglas said. Then the two scottish twins got to the चोटी, शीर्ष of the पहाड़ी, हिल with their train.

The passengers were anxious, and a little cross. "I can't keep the passengers waiting." Makenzie said. "I'll puff with all my might, and get the train to the top." So Makenzie slowly pulled the train up the hill. Her wheels weren't slipping this time. Soon, she reached the चोटी, शीर्ष of the hill, and stopped at the station near Ulfstead Castle. Millie was there to give the passengers a tour.

"Merci Makenzie." Millie said.

"You're welcome" Makenzie replied.

Makenzie still pulls passengers, but her trains are shorter, and much easier to pull.

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Tim: Okay, I hope आप enjoyed what we had in store for you. We'll be back at 8:30 with the rest of our show. Don't go away.