आप might be a redneck if
और than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
आप think the stock market has a fence around it.
आप think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever लॉस्ट a loved one to kudzu.
Your नाव has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills और than three dogs.
Your coffee तालिका, टेबल used to be a telephone cable spool.
आप keep a can of Raid on the रसोई, रसोईघर table.
You've ever used a toilet सीट as a picture frame.
Your घर has और miles on it than your car.
और than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
आप think the stock market has a fence around it.
आप think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever लॉस्ट a loved one to kudzu.
Your नाव has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills और than three dogs.
Your coffee तालिका, टेबल used to be a telephone cable spool.
आप keep a can of Raid on the रसोई, रसोईघर table.
You've ever used a toilet सीट as a picture frame.
Your घर has और miles on it than your car.