CHAPTER 2

(on plane)

skylar: man dude iam soooooooooo pumped!!!!!

me: yea...me too

skylar: whats wrong?

me: well its just that i had to leave mum all alone...by herself...

skylar: well doesnt she have...that one dude...that guy with the pirm

me: his name is charlie..and its not a pirm...its his natural hair...i dont trust him

skylar: what ever!!! man i cant wait till we get there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! soooooooooo many hott guys!

me: man...i could really listen to मैडोना right now

skylar: why must आप be sooooooooooo negative???

me: idk...i guess cuzzz of what आप कहा in the car

skylar bout आप being...