Rachel has some of the funniest one-liners on the show!
Rachel: My personality, though exciting and full of personality, isn't exactly low-maintenance.
Rachel [to Finn]: I'm the only person in your life that knows you, and accepts आप for who आप are.
Rachel: It will be the kind of heartbreak that girls like me hold for the rest of their lives. Like Barbara in "The Way We Were."
Rachel: Rachel Berry is about to get musically promiscuous.
Rachel: I have chosen Miley Cyrus' "The Climb" because it's about overcoming obstacles and beating the odds. In my case, the obstacle is you: my lackluster teammates who refuse to carry their own weight.
Rachel: I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.
Rachel: I came in first place.
Jesse: आप were eight months old.
Rachel: I was very musically verbal.
Rachel: My dads are moving my therapist into our spare room.
Rachel: Now I just keep having nightmares of all of the mother's of the little baby chicks coming at me for revenge.
Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I प्यार you.
My fave quotes of Rachel so far!
