What the whaaa?

It was the start of my journey....I had dreams about becoming the best pokemon trainer to ever exist! But I knew I couldn't do it द्वारा myself... *Mom calls Gannon over* "Gannon आप have mail from Prof. Oak!" I came rushing down the stairs as soon as I heard his name. "Really?" *Mom hands me the mail* "Hmm...let's see what it says..."
Hello!
It is time for आप too start your journey!
Meet me in my lab!
Thanks,
Prof. Oak.

"Awesome!" I replied. I immediatly ran to the lab as fast as I could.
Prof. Oak was waiting for me. "Welcome, Gannon! I have been waiting for you. It is time for आप to start your...

Chapter 3-3: Land Ho!

After twarting another of Jessie and James' plans, Ash, Dawn, and I continued to Canalave City.

"Look, there it is!" I exclaimed.
"Why is there a Magikarp there? And why is it so big!?" Dawn asked. Suddenly, a आग Spin went overhead!
"What was that!" I asked.
"It was an attack called आग Spin." Ash answered.
"What in the Blaziken!" Dawn asked.
"Good आप know your Fire-type Dawn, that is a Blaziken." I said. It was a Hoenn Reigon pokemon, why was it here in Sinnoh?
"Blaziken, get back here! We need to practice आग Spin for the contest!" Someone said.
"Well, that explains the...

By the way, PMD means Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, so don't mistake it for something else... plus this is my first story, so please don't judge.

Author's note: BEWARE: if आप do not like to read long stories, this is just a very long introduction, really. This is just letting आप know everyone and everything yada yada yada, so if आप don't like to read long intros, then just skip to part 2.

The sun fell over the sea lines slowly, and Eevee watched it closely. Birds flew in the distance, and Eevee smiled.
For a moment, she pictured herself flying like the birds across the sea. She pictured herself...

1.Melody:So आप are a pokemon trainer huh? I guess He will do *kisses Ash`s cheek*
Ash and Misty:*Shocked*
Melody:Huh, *to Misty* Are आप his little sister?
Misty:I am not!
Melody:Then आप mut be his girlfriend
Misty: *disgusted* Blah! Gross!
Melody: Oh, i dont think so.

2.Melody:And Misty, try not to get jealous.
Ash:*Laughs*

3.Misty:Thats ridiculous. me! Ash's girlfriend! *bites into chicken*

4.Ash:Coming Mist? (Me:Ooh, आप didnt ask Tracey)
Misty:No thanks!If आप want somebody to do what ever आप want, whenever आप want, आप should get yourself a girlfried! (Me:Woah! Ash look what आप did)

5.Melody:What...

1.Last year:
Me: I like dusknoir
Jasmine: It's "Dusk-nor"
Me: Dude, its "new-war" 'Noir' is the french word for black. Its not pronounced 'Nor'
(well maybe that was just me, I was always bad at french)

2.Me: *clicks on pokeshipping यूट्यूब video*
Dad: What are आप hiding from me? Why did आप just change the page when i came
Me:Dad, the video i was watching was finished
Dad:Oh sure it was.
Me:IT"S POKEMON! It's a kids show, how could i possibly watch smething bad. *explict version of Girlfriend starts playing*

3. My two friends:Pikachu, pikachu, pikachu, pikachu.
Kendra:What are they doing?
Me:Hey, you...

Over the many years of pikachu,if आप look closely पिकाचू has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight आप fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his खाना up.Pikachu...

UPDATES: YAY! I finished दिल Gold! So now, I can get back to regular updates! I'm still working on Pokemon पन्ना after the crash. First up, after multiple failed attempts on Yellow Forest, I tried getting a Pika holding a Light Ball. That had some strange results. Also, I decided to put up the stats that MissingNo has in R/B. And a way to sneak into Sinnoh Safari Zone for FREE! So, let's get going on our अगला Glitch Journey!

We are loaded with glitchiness in this edition, so to start things off, here is part of my hunt for a पिकाचू holding a Light Ball!

So, starting in Eterna City (With...

Ok, I am actually in Sinnoh. So, I can tell ya about some strange things in Pokemon दिल Gold!
<---Hope आप like my icon! ;-)


Glitch City

For those who don't know what it is: The Generation 4 Glitch City was discovered द्वारा the Glitch 4.
It is accessed द्वारा "Walking through walls" almost anywhere!
After in the Glitch City, buildings will be invisible, with only the doors visible.
Trees and other things will be white blocks.


Heart Gold/Soul Silver Glitch City?

While I was in Johto, I decided to pop in the good 'ol Action Replay, wanting to find a Glitch City!
The AR didn't recognize दिल Gold, as...

PKMN Battle 2.0 has been a work in progress since 2006 when I was लेखन down a story with a totally different plot and characters! Since then, the plot has changed, there have been new Pokemon added, and other things happened.

The First Draft

The original version was based in Hoenn and started in Oldale Town. The main Trainer's starter was Treecko(My starter in Hoenn). There was no one else traveling with the other at the time(Unlike the current version). The first version was basically PKMN Emerald, just the same Pokemon I used were featured.

Deleted Scene 1

One of the first things I took out...

No glitches in this one.

The Making Of Glitch Busters

In 2009, I started looking through TRsRockin, and started learning about MissingNo. This place had lots of stuff on Generation 1 & 2 Glitches, but not much on R/S/E and D/P/P, the only two I have tried. So, wondering what strange Glitchemon lurk in Hoenn and Sinnoh, I looked on Glitch City Labs, but never found lots there.

TrsRockin had inspired me to look for glitches, so, I decided to try my luck, but without the knowledge of these mysterious creatures, I didn't find anything. But after the PKMN पन्ना Glitch, I decided to try a glitch...

Does MissingNo exist anymore? Did it fade away into Pokemon history? If it does, where is it? The truth is out there, we just have to find it!
And what about the "Glitch Kids"?


Trial 1-Pokemon Platinum 3 Bar Tag Battle Glitch

Lets do this

After seeing numerous things about a Tag Battle glitch, I decided to try this. आप may have seen this one before, enter a Tag Battle with two Pokemon, one of them has to have 0 HP. When the player enters the battle, they will send out the first Pokemon, the other will be three white bars, and it will sparkle as if it is shiny.

My test: Armed with Empoleon (I...