PIZZA!

1. While आप are आप are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his सवालों with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...

पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा was originally made as a खाना for the poor. It still is a great value, even if it's और upper class.

How much do आप spend on खाना everyday? If आप eat out cheaply, आप pretty much have to spend about $5 per meal; think macdonalds, a sandwich, halal food. पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा seems the same way, no? In fact, पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा can be cheaper than groceries!

Think about it. If you're a bachelor, if आप order a pizza, it's worth four meals (2 slices a meal). Josephine's large pie is 9.99. That's 2.50 a meal. If आप buy your own रोटी and coldcuts and swiss cheese, it will come to 2.50 a meal. A single small package...