From an ई मेल I got.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until आप hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A दिन without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live द्वारा the sword get shot द्वारा those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime आप have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is कहा that if आप line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left behind द्वारा those who got there first.

12. Give a man a मछली and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to मछली and he will sit in a नाव all दिन drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When आप go into court, आप are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.