Link: Ganondorf, where are you
Ganondorf: Oh, there आप are Link. Are आप ready?
Link: I’m as ready as I’ll ever be. I will defeat you, and then, I will fuck up your shi- (Ganondorf punches him) AH, goddamn it. I wasn’t ready- (Gets punched again) WILL आप STOP- (Ganondorf keeps punching Link)
Ganondorf: Oh god, do I प्यार child abuse. (A giant Triforce appears) Ah, here it is. Now, I can finally make my wish, as god of the new world
Link: Fuck that. If anyone is going to be god, it’s me- (Gets punched again)
Ganondorf: Now, shut up, as I make my wish, and become the most powefu-
King of Red Lions: (Touches the Triforce)
Ganondorf: WHAT THE FUCK!
King of Red Lions: आप snooze आप lose, bitch
Ganondorf: आप son of a bitch. आप know what I’m gonna do
King of Red Lions: What?
Ganondorf: I’m going to kill Link
Link: Wha- Me? What the hell did I do
Ganondorf: Because you’re in a green dress, आप crossdressing freak
Link: …. But wasn’t the King the one who ruined your plans
Ganondorf: NO EXCUSES! DIE (Tries to stab Link)
Tetra: Link
Link: What the- How the hell did आप get here
Tetra: The writer didn’t know what to do with me, so he got drunk and started लेखन the story
Wind: (Drunk) I have liver failure
Link: Okay then
Tetra: Yeah……… (Shoots Ganondorf with an arrow)
Ganondorf: AH, MY CHEST! MY PERFECTLY FIGURED GREEN CHEST
Link: Now’s my chance (Jumps in the air, and swings sword toward Ganondorf)
Ganondorf: What’s your cha- WHAT THE FUC- (Links stabs Ganondorf in the face)
Ganondorf: ………………. AAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAHHH! WHAT THE FUCK! WHY THE FUCK WOULD आप STAB ME IN THE FACE
Link: Aw damn it, he’s still alive (Stabs Ganondorf in the face repeatedly)
Narrator: And, it is here that Ganondorf later died of blood loss. And it is also here that the लेखक brought me back, after forgetting me for the entire fucking series, BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKING DICK!
Wind: That’s just mean
King of Red Lions: Thank आप Link. The world is finally sa-
Link: Yeah, that’s great. Who gives a shit. Where’s my reward
King of Red Lions: Oh…. uh………. There is no reward
Link: ….WHAT!
King of Red Lions: Oh, shit. Uh, द्वारा the power of the Triforce, I wish that Hyrule be forever gotten, and all it’s people, including myself, vanish from the world, and these two go back to their homeworld
Link: Fuck that. I want a goddamn reward, and if आप don’t give me one right now, I’m gonna fucking- (Begins to rise to the surface) Hey, wait, WHAT THE FUCK! GIVE ME MY REWARD, MOTHERFUCKER!
King of Red Lions: Goodbye, Link. I’m sure you’ll miss me greatly
Link: FUCK YOU! (Rises to the surface) That red bastard fucked me over
Tetra: Link, आप saved the world, isn’t that a reward in itself
Link: FUCK THE WORLD!
Narrator: And so, Link decided to sail away from the Great Sea to A Not So Great Sea, telling everyone to go fuck themselves, and he traveled across the sea, robbing people of their belongings, killing whoever he didn’t like, and just being a major prick. In other words, he became a worse person than Ganondorf ever was, pretty much making the Great Sea a piece of shit. So, nothing was solved, and this whole story was fucking stupid. The End
Ganondorf: Oh, there आप are Link. Are आप ready?
Link: I’m as ready as I’ll ever be. I will defeat you, and then, I will fuck up your shi- (Ganondorf punches him) AH, goddamn it. I wasn’t ready- (Gets punched again) WILL आप STOP- (Ganondorf keeps punching Link)
Ganondorf: Oh god, do I प्यार child abuse. (A giant Triforce appears) Ah, here it is. Now, I can finally make my wish, as god of the new world
Link: Fuck that. If anyone is going to be god, it’s me- (Gets punched again)
Ganondorf: Now, shut up, as I make my wish, and become the most powefu-
King of Red Lions: (Touches the Triforce)
Ganondorf: WHAT THE FUCK!
King of Red Lions: आप snooze आप lose, bitch
Ganondorf: आप son of a bitch. आप know what I’m gonna do
King of Red Lions: What?
Ganondorf: I’m going to kill Link
Link: Wha- Me? What the hell did I do
Ganondorf: Because you’re in a green dress, आप crossdressing freak
Link: …. But wasn’t the King the one who ruined your plans
Ganondorf: NO EXCUSES! DIE (Tries to stab Link)
Tetra: Link
Link: What the- How the hell did आप get here
Tetra: The writer didn’t know what to do with me, so he got drunk and started लेखन the story
Wind: (Drunk) I have liver failure
Link: Okay then
Tetra: Yeah……… (Shoots Ganondorf with an arrow)
Ganondorf: AH, MY CHEST! MY PERFECTLY FIGURED GREEN CHEST
Link: Now’s my chance (Jumps in the air, and swings sword toward Ganondorf)
Ganondorf: What’s your cha- WHAT THE FUC- (Links stabs Ganondorf in the face)
Ganondorf: ………………. AAAAAAHHHH! AAAAAHHH! WHAT THE FUCK! WHY THE FUCK WOULD आप STAB ME IN THE FACE
Link: Aw damn it, he’s still alive (Stabs Ganondorf in the face repeatedly)
Narrator: And, it is here that Ganondorf later died of blood loss. And it is also here that the लेखक brought me back, after forgetting me for the entire fucking series, BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKING DICK!
Wind: That’s just mean
King of Red Lions: Thank आप Link. The world is finally sa-
Link: Yeah, that’s great. Who gives a shit. Where’s my reward
King of Red Lions: Oh…. uh………. There is no reward
Link: ….WHAT!
King of Red Lions: Oh, shit. Uh, द्वारा the power of the Triforce, I wish that Hyrule be forever gotten, and all it’s people, including myself, vanish from the world, and these two go back to their homeworld
Link: Fuck that. I want a goddamn reward, and if आप don’t give me one right now, I’m gonna fucking- (Begins to rise to the surface) Hey, wait, WHAT THE FUCK! GIVE ME MY REWARD, MOTHERFUCKER!
King of Red Lions: Goodbye, Link. I’m sure you’ll miss me greatly
Link: FUCK YOU! (Rises to the surface) That red bastard fucked me over
Tetra: Link, आप saved the world, isn’t that a reward in itself
Link: FUCK THE WORLD!
Narrator: And so, Link decided to sail away from the Great Sea to A Not So Great Sea, telling everyone to go fuck themselves, and he traveled across the sea, robbing people of their belongings, killing whoever he didn’t like, and just being a major prick. In other words, he became a worse person than Ganondorf ever was, pretty much making the Great Sea a piece of shit. So, nothing was solved, and this whole story was fucking stupid. The End