Wind: Note, because I couldn’t think of a single joke for this entire episode, you’ll just have to settle for this one little scene
Tingle: Oh, hello again, आप sexy little boy
Link: Oh god, not आप again
Tingle: Have आप come here for me to claim your नितंब, गधा as my own
Link: Uh….. no
Tingle Jr: HELP ME
Tingle: Quiet slave
Tingle Jr: Yes master
Link: What the hell is this
Tingle: आप see, Link, not only am I a pedophile who is wanted in the entire country, but I am also a slave owner. आप see, Tingle Jr here pushes this wheel दिन and night. If he stops even once, I torture him like crazy. It’s so much fun
Tingle Jr: KILL ME, PLEASE
Link: Uh-huh… so, can आप just read this map, so I can get going
Tingle: Sure. That will be 398 rupees… unless आप want a discount (Winks)
Link: OH GOD, NO! Just take the rupees
Tingle: Oh, fine. So much for my daily dose of molestation
Tingle Jr: I WANT TO DIE
Tingle: Anyway, the map says आप need to find the Triforce piece here
Link: Thanks (Walks back to the King of Red Lions)
King of Red Lions: So, where do we check now
Link: We got to kill a bunch of friendly monsters to get a piece of the Triforce
King of Red Lions: Wait, really?
Link: No, but, they are gonna die. If I have to find eight pieces, and eight maps, and pay a shit ton of cash, I’m gonna have SOME fun doing it
Tingle: Oh, hello again, आप sexy little boy
Link: Oh god, not आप again
Tingle: Have आप come here for me to claim your नितंब, गधा as my own
Link: Uh….. no
Tingle Jr: HELP ME
Tingle: Quiet slave
Tingle Jr: Yes master
Link: What the hell is this
Tingle: आप see, Link, not only am I a pedophile who is wanted in the entire country, but I am also a slave owner. आप see, Tingle Jr here pushes this wheel दिन and night. If he stops even once, I torture him like crazy. It’s so much fun
Tingle Jr: KILL ME, PLEASE
Link: Uh-huh… so, can आप just read this map, so I can get going
Tingle: Sure. That will be 398 rupees… unless आप want a discount (Winks)
Link: OH GOD, NO! Just take the rupees
Tingle: Oh, fine. So much for my daily dose of molestation
Tingle Jr: I WANT TO DIE
Tingle: Anyway, the map says आप need to find the Triforce piece here
Link: Thanks (Walks back to the King of Red Lions)
King of Red Lions: So, where do we check now
Link: We got to kill a bunch of friendly monsters to get a piece of the Triforce
King of Red Lions: Wait, really?
Link: No, but, they are gonna die. If I have to find eight pieces, and eight maps, and pay a shit ton of cash, I’m gonna have SOME fun doing it