King of Red Lions: (Sails to a destroyed island) Oh my god
Link: Huh…. Is this Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened to Great मछली Island
Quill: (Flies over) Hi, Link
Link: Oh god, not आप again
Quill: I saw this green guy come and break the island. He scared a giant fishy and it swim away
Link: Swam, आप idiot, not swim
King of Red Lions: Giant fishy? Oh, thank god, Lord Jalla is still safe
Link: Who?
King of Red Lions: A giant मछली who has the last pearl
Link: Oh… well, where can we find him
King of Red Lions: Well, if I’m correct, he must have went to Outset Island
Link: आप mean that fucking dump of an island that I live at
King of Red Lions: Yes, I do. But, we’ll need some bombs to get into his hiding place, so we’ll need to go back to Windfall Island to get them
Link: Fine. We’ll go there.
(Later)
Link: Okay, आप wait here, while I get the bombs
King of Red Lions: (Sarcastically) Oh, gee, yeah, because a fucking नाव is going to be able to walk away
Link: And stop being a smart ass. It’s only funny when I do it (Walks off and heads to the bomb shop) (Tries to open the door) Damn, its locked (See’s a hole in the दीवार and crawls through it)
(Inside bomb shop)
Salesman: (Tied up)
Tetra: Okay, everyone, just keep taking these bombs, and we’ll head back to the ship
Pirate: Um, Tetra. Me and the guys were thinking… can we just stay here until the storm stops
Tetra: Are आप serious? We have to get to Outset Island and find that मछली to get the treasure. If we don’t, some other dickhead will take it from us
Link: हे fuck you, I’m not a dickhead
Tetra: What (Turns to the hole that Link is in)
Link: (Oh shit) (Hides his face)
Tetra: (Grins) Okay, fine, guys. We’ll stay here. But, don’t try to get any funny ideas
Pirate: Okay, Tetra. We’ll just put these bombs on the ship, and then we’ll be off (they all leave)
Link: Fuck, that was close
Salesman: (Muffled scream)
Link: ……. Well, better take advantage of this situation (Steals money from the cash register and leaves)
(Later, at the ship)
Link: Huh, this place is as dull as I remember
Niko: (In Serbian accent) Link, it’s so good to see आप again. I thought आप died
Link: Yeah, so did I… and seeing आप again, I wish I was dead
Niko: Well fuck आप too. Anyway, I got another obstacle course for आप to try, so you’d be- (Link stabs and kills Niko)
Link: Yeah, fuck your obstacle course. I’m just gonna take these bombs and leave
(Later)
King of Red Lions: Good, आप got the bombs. Now, let us head to Outset Island
Link: Can’t we just bomb the whole island-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
(Later, at Outset Island)
King of Red Lions: (Sails near the back of the island) Okay, here it is. Now, all we got to do is shoot down the stone door blocking the way.
Link: I can do that
King of Red Lions: Don’t get too cocky. It takes a lot of prac- (Link blows up the stone door easily) ….. Bullshit, that was luck
Link: Believe whatever आप want, I’m just real good (Sails in)
(Inside)
Link: So, where is this fish
Jalla: (Comes up from the ocean) Oh, young hero. Please, take this pearl and use it to save the world
Link: Wait, what? Save the world? I only want to get my sister out of jail so I don’t have to do my chores. What’s this saving the world bullshit
Jalla: … Oh, fuck me (Hands Link pearl, then he goes back under the water)
Link: Hey, King of Red Lions, is there something you’re not telling me
King of Red Lions: (Nervously) Wha- No, why would आप say that
Link: Whatever
Link: Huh…. Is this Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened to Great मछली Island
Quill: (Flies over) Hi, Link
Link: Oh god, not आप again
Quill: I saw this green guy come and break the island. He scared a giant fishy and it swim away
Link: Swam, आप idiot, not swim
King of Red Lions: Giant fishy? Oh, thank god, Lord Jalla is still safe
Link: Who?
King of Red Lions: A giant मछली who has the last pearl
Link: Oh… well, where can we find him
King of Red Lions: Well, if I’m correct, he must have went to Outset Island
Link: आप mean that fucking dump of an island that I live at
King of Red Lions: Yes, I do. But, we’ll need some bombs to get into his hiding place, so we’ll need to go back to Windfall Island to get them
Link: Fine. We’ll go there.
(Later)
Link: Okay, आप wait here, while I get the bombs
King of Red Lions: (Sarcastically) Oh, gee, yeah, because a fucking नाव is going to be able to walk away
Link: And stop being a smart ass. It’s only funny when I do it (Walks off and heads to the bomb shop) (Tries to open the door) Damn, its locked (See’s a hole in the दीवार and crawls through it)
(Inside bomb shop)
Salesman: (Tied up)
Tetra: Okay, everyone, just keep taking these bombs, and we’ll head back to the ship
Pirate: Um, Tetra. Me and the guys were thinking… can we just stay here until the storm stops
Tetra: Are आप serious? We have to get to Outset Island and find that मछली to get the treasure. If we don’t, some other dickhead will take it from us
Link: हे fuck you, I’m not a dickhead
Tetra: What (Turns to the hole that Link is in)
Link: (Oh shit) (Hides his face)
Tetra: (Grins) Okay, fine, guys. We’ll stay here. But, don’t try to get any funny ideas
Pirate: Okay, Tetra. We’ll just put these bombs on the ship, and then we’ll be off (they all leave)
Link: Fuck, that was close
Salesman: (Muffled scream)
Link: ……. Well, better take advantage of this situation (Steals money from the cash register and leaves)
(Later, at the ship)
Link: Huh, this place is as dull as I remember
Niko: (In Serbian accent) Link, it’s so good to see आप again. I thought आप died
Link: Yeah, so did I… and seeing आप again, I wish I was dead
Niko: Well fuck आप too. Anyway, I got another obstacle course for आप to try, so you’d be- (Link stabs and kills Niko)
Link: Yeah, fuck your obstacle course. I’m just gonna take these bombs and leave
(Later)
King of Red Lions: Good, आप got the bombs. Now, let us head to Outset Island
Link: Can’t we just bomb the whole island-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
(Later, at Outset Island)
King of Red Lions: (Sails near the back of the island) Okay, here it is. Now, all we got to do is shoot down the stone door blocking the way.
Link: I can do that
King of Red Lions: Don’t get too cocky. It takes a lot of prac- (Link blows up the stone door easily) ….. Bullshit, that was luck
Link: Believe whatever आप want, I’m just real good (Sails in)
(Inside)
Link: So, where is this fish
Jalla: (Comes up from the ocean) Oh, young hero. Please, take this pearl and use it to save the world
Link: Wait, what? Save the world? I only want to get my sister out of jail so I don’t have to do my chores. What’s this saving the world bullshit
Jalla: … Oh, fuck me (Hands Link pearl, then he goes back under the water)
Link: Hey, King of Red Lions, is there something you’re not telling me
King of Red Lions: (Nervously) Wha- No, why would आप say that
Link: Whatever