Tetra: What. आप want to come with us on our ship
Link: That’s what I said, isn’t it
Tetra: No. Out of the question
Link: Apparently, you’re forgetting something. I have an annoying grandmother that makes me do unspeakable things for her. My sister is the one who I force to do those things so I don’t have to do them. Without her, I have no chance of avoiding those कहा things. Now, आप ARE going to help me get her out, and आप are going to like it
Tetra: आप must have some balls, kid. आप think आप can just tell us what to do. I am the captain of the pirates
Link: A bunch of pirates that don’t even have weapons. I, however, have a goddamn sword. Now, lets try something else. आप can either help me, या I can tear out your intestines and throw them all across this beach. Your choice, missy
Tetra: Are आप serious. We have cannons
Pirate: Which we used all the ammunition for
Tetra: Which we used all the fucking ammunition for. Goddamn it. Fine, आप can come
Link: Yeah, that’s what I thought
Postman: (Stands there)
Tetra: Uh… hi
Postman: HELLO!
Tetra: C-can I help you
Postman: I like cupcakes
Tetra: …. आप don’t say
Postman: Do आप have cupcakes
Tetra: Can we get out of here please
Link: Here, eat this
Tetra: That’s a hermit cra-
Link: Shh. Here, sir
Postman: Yay (Flies off)
Tetra: Is something wrong with him
Link: That’s just Quill. He’s inbred
Tetra: Oh… So, can we go now
Link: Sure. Lets go
(Later, on the ship)
Tetra: Okay, so, if आप are going to stay here, आप need to go train with Niko
Link: Niko? Like Niko Bellic
Tetra: No, his name is Niko Belic. There’s only one L. And he’s Liberty City
Link: No, that’s Niko
Tetra: That’s what I said
Link: No, I m- (Sighs) Fuck it, fine (Leaves)
(A few मिनटों later)
Niko: (Speaks in Serbian accent) Hey, who are you
Link: I’m Link
Niko: Are आप saying they let a twelve साल old on this ship
Link: आप do realize that your captain is a girl that is exactly the same age as I am, right
Niko: …. Well, anyway, I got this prize for you. It’s a demon handbag that holds a bunch of jewelry
Link: Why would I need this when I have a less stupid sounding bag with me already
Niko: I….. don’t know… Anyway, if आप want it, आप gotta earn it द्वारा completing this training session
Link: Can’t आप just, I don’t know, give me the bag
Niko: Nope, आप gotta complete this totally pointless obstacle course
Link: Hmm…. how about, fuck you, give me my prize
Niko: Ot, how about- (Takes out RPG) Fuck YOU, do the course
Link: And how do आप know I’m not gonna kill you
Niko: Because I have cheats. Now get to work
Link: (Sighs) Son of a bitch
(6 Hours Later)
Niko: Took आप long enough
Link: Yeah, fuck आप too
Niko: Anyway, here’s the bag I promised you
Link: Yeah, thanks for the massive piece of shit that takes up inventory space
Tetra: (Comes in) Link, come outside. We found the place you’re looking for
Link: Well, it’s about fucking time. Where is it
Tetra: Over there (Points at island) That is the Forsaken Fortress
Link: Looks like a shithole
Tetra: It is a shithole. Its surrounded with guards, so sneaking in is hard. But not impossible
Link: So, what you're saying is-
Tetra: Yep, your gonna sneak right in and find your sister
Link: Aren’t आप going to help
Tetra: Sure. I’ll help. And I know just how
(A couple सेकंड्स later)
Link: (In a barrel that is in a catapult) ….. This is the stupidest fucking thing I ever agreed to (Catapult launches Link into the Forsaken Fortress)
Link: (Crashes into wall) ……….. ow (Slowly gets up) Well, at least I’m in
Aryll: (In a cage) Hi, brother
Link: Hey, Aryll. How are things
Aryll: Well, these Bokoblins tried to gang rape me, and then these prisoners started killing each other so they could eat each other, so….. pretty good I guess
Link: Okay, don’t worry. I’ll get आप out of- (Giant bird crashes through roof)
Bird: (Uncaring) Caw (Grabs Link and flies to the चोटी, शीर्ष of the island)
Aryll: Brother, wait, come back
Link: Oh, sure, I’ll just ask this giant bird to let me go
Aryll: Good. Do that
Link: (Annoyed sigh)
Bird: (Stops at the चोटी, शीर्ष of the island, and a mysterious man comes by)
Man: So, आप think आप can free the prisoners, do you
Link: What? No, fuck them. I only wanted to save the one. The others can die for all I care
Man: Oh…… well…. Too bad, I’m not going to let you. I am going to use them for my ingenious plan
Link: Yes, आप are going around kiddnaping underaged girls, and आप call it ingenious. Yep, आप are fucking brilliant
Man: A- … y- …. Shut up. Bird, throw him
Bird: (Uncaring) Caw (Throws Link across the ocean)
Link: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk
Link: That’s what I said, isn’t it
Tetra: No. Out of the question
Link: Apparently, you’re forgetting something. I have an annoying grandmother that makes me do unspeakable things for her. My sister is the one who I force to do those things so I don’t have to do them. Without her, I have no chance of avoiding those कहा things. Now, आप ARE going to help me get her out, and आप are going to like it
Tetra: आप must have some balls, kid. आप think आप can just tell us what to do. I am the captain of the pirates
Link: A bunch of pirates that don’t even have weapons. I, however, have a goddamn sword. Now, lets try something else. आप can either help me, या I can tear out your intestines and throw them all across this beach. Your choice, missy
Tetra: Are आप serious. We have cannons
Pirate: Which we used all the ammunition for
Tetra: Which we used all the fucking ammunition for. Goddamn it. Fine, आप can come
Link: Yeah, that’s what I thought
Postman: (Stands there)
Tetra: Uh… hi
Postman: HELLO!
Tetra: C-can I help you
Postman: I like cupcakes
Tetra: …. आप don’t say
Postman: Do आप have cupcakes
Tetra: Can we get out of here please
Link: Here, eat this
Tetra: That’s a hermit cra-
Link: Shh. Here, sir
Postman: Yay (Flies off)
Tetra: Is something wrong with him
Link: That’s just Quill. He’s inbred
Tetra: Oh… So, can we go now
Link: Sure. Lets go
(Later, on the ship)
Tetra: Okay, so, if आप are going to stay here, आप need to go train with Niko
Link: Niko? Like Niko Bellic
Tetra: No, his name is Niko Belic. There’s only one L. And he’s Liberty City
Link: No, that’s Niko
Tetra: That’s what I said
Link: No, I m- (Sighs) Fuck it, fine (Leaves)
(A few मिनटों later)
Niko: (Speaks in Serbian accent) Hey, who are you
Link: I’m Link
Niko: Are आप saying they let a twelve साल old on this ship
Link: आप do realize that your captain is a girl that is exactly the same age as I am, right
Niko: …. Well, anyway, I got this prize for you. It’s a demon handbag that holds a bunch of jewelry
Link: Why would I need this when I have a less stupid sounding bag with me already
Niko: I….. don’t know… Anyway, if आप want it, आप gotta earn it द्वारा completing this training session
Link: Can’t आप just, I don’t know, give me the bag
Niko: Nope, आप gotta complete this totally pointless obstacle course
Link: Hmm…. how about, fuck you, give me my prize
Niko: Ot, how about- (Takes out RPG) Fuck YOU, do the course
Link: And how do आप know I’m not gonna kill you
Niko: Because I have cheats. Now get to work
Link: (Sighs) Son of a bitch
(6 Hours Later)
Niko: Took आप long enough
Link: Yeah, fuck आप too
Niko: Anyway, here’s the bag I promised you
Link: Yeah, thanks for the massive piece of shit that takes up inventory space
Tetra: (Comes in) Link, come outside. We found the place you’re looking for
Link: Well, it’s about fucking time. Where is it
Tetra: Over there (Points at island) That is the Forsaken Fortress
Link: Looks like a shithole
Tetra: It is a shithole. Its surrounded with guards, so sneaking in is hard. But not impossible
Link: So, what you're saying is-
Tetra: Yep, your gonna sneak right in and find your sister
Link: Aren’t आप going to help
Tetra: Sure. I’ll help. And I know just how
(A couple सेकंड्स later)
Link: (In a barrel that is in a catapult) ….. This is the stupidest fucking thing I ever agreed to (Catapult launches Link into the Forsaken Fortress)
Link: (Crashes into wall) ……….. ow (Slowly gets up) Well, at least I’m in
Aryll: (In a cage) Hi, brother
Link: Hey, Aryll. How are things
Aryll: Well, these Bokoblins tried to gang rape me, and then these prisoners started killing each other so they could eat each other, so….. pretty good I guess
Link: Okay, don’t worry. I’ll get आप out of- (Giant bird crashes through roof)
Bird: (Uncaring) Caw (Grabs Link and flies to the चोटी, शीर्ष of the island)
Aryll: Brother, wait, come back
Link: Oh, sure, I’ll just ask this giant bird to let me go
Aryll: Good. Do that
Link: (Annoyed sigh)
Bird: (Stops at the चोटी, शीर्ष of the island, and a mysterious man comes by)
Man: So, आप think आप can free the prisoners, do you
Link: What? No, fuck them. I only wanted to save the one. The others can die for all I care
Man: Oh…… well…. Too bad, I’m not going to let you. I am going to use them for my ingenious plan
Link: Yes, आप are going around kiddnaping underaged girls, and आप call it ingenious. Yep, आप are fucking brilliant
Man: A- … y- …. Shut up. Bird, throw him
Bird: (Uncaring) Caw (Throws Link across the ocean)
Link: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk