JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before रात का खाना at the GQ Awards last night.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' तालिका, टेबल for आप tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? मछली fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are आप working as a nurse during the day? आप look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death द्वारा monkeys in Toy Story 3.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' तालिका, टेबल for आप tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? मछली fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are आप working as a nurse during the day? आप look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death द्वारा monkeys in Toy Story 3.
One Direction is an amazing boy band! I don't like some of their songs though. I think that Harry, and Liam are the adorable one's. loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove them as long as आप can. I don't like that they do drink. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
आप don't know uh oh आप don't know you're beautiful. Go One Direction!
Small Things!
Those are some of their songs! Not only that but those are only some of them that i know!
आप don't know uh oh आप don't know you're beautiful. Go One Direction!
Small Things!
Those are some of their songs! Not only that but those are only some of them that i know!
आप hear a loud banging on your door. "(Y/N), OPEN UP!" Harry yells. आप walk over to the door and open it to see Harry holding a puppy. 'Babe, I got आप someone to keep आप company for when i leave on tour. I'd rather have this than another guy." आप roll your eyes at him for the last टिप्पणी दे and follow it with a kiss."He is so adorable!" आप say."Almost as adorable as आप Harry." Harry smiles and blushes at the comment. He walks over with आप to the सोफ़ा, सोफे and sirs अगला to आप placing the कुत्ते का बच्चा, पिल्ला on his lap. He brings the puppy's face close to his and kisses the कुत्ते का बच्चा, पिल्ला on the nose."I can see the resemblance!" आप joke and Harry Scowls. आप शामिल होइए him on the सोफ़ा, सोफे and play with the puppy. आप look at the कॉलर and see he has a little name tag. आप look on it and it says." I प्यार आप (Y/N)." आप look up at Harry and किस him on the lips letting him know how thankful आप are. ♥
I just felt like that harry was telling me something but I couldn't put my fingur on it..this was a very awkward introduction!.