EAT SHIT AND DIEEEEEEEEEE X'D

I'm bored and procrastinating packing for the millionth time in my life so i looked up everyone's birthday number and it gave some cool info!
ps. i didn't know everyones years so i checked their profiles assuming that's right.

also i'm so so so sorry if i missed आप i didn't mean to!

oh and i thought these facts were almost exactly right. :]
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January
Jenelle
~You Are a Guru
Spiritual and thoughtful, आप tend to take a step back from the world.
You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet आप remain calm.
Although आप are brilliant, it may take आप a while to...

1.Give away something other then कैन्डी (etc toothpicks, golfballs , bags of sand)

2.Wait behind the door untill some people come. When they get near the door jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell "Trick या Treat", look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a ब्रीफ़केस with marbles and crackers. Write on it "TOP SECRET" in big letters. When trick या treaters come look around suspiciously and say " its about time आप got here" give them the ब्रीफ़केस and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick या treaters come to your...