Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
1 तारा, स्टार hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving आप a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that आप are able to function relatively well. However, आप are still parched. आप can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a चीज़बर्गर and a side of fries.
2 तारा, स्टार hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. आप may look okay but आप have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee आप chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though आप have a nice demeanour about the office, आप are costing your employer valuable money because all आप really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and लेखन कचरा, जंक, रद्दी e-mails.
3 तारा, स्टार hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. आप are definitely a अंतरिक्ष cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks द्वारा आप gag because her perfume reminds आप of the बिना सोचे समझे जिन shots आप did with your alcoholic फ्रेंड्स after the bouncer kicked आप out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if आप were in your बिस्तर with a dozen डोनट and a litre of कोक watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet कोक - yet आप haven't peed once.
4 तारा, स्टार hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and आप can't speak too quickly या else आप might honk. आप have लॉस्ट the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted आप for being late and has दिया आप a lecture for reeking of booze. आप wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that आप missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like आप put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes आप look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. आप would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. घर time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, या 3. A time machine so आप could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 तारा, स्टार hangover (aka Dante's 4th वृत्त of Hell) *****
आप have a सेकंड heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits अगला to you. Death seems pretty good right now. आप can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid वोडका, वोदका vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your कमीज, शर्ट and making आप dizzy. आप still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least आप think it's toothpaste crust. आप don't give a damn either way. Your body has लॉस्ट the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at आप and your co-workers think that your dog just died because आप look so pathetic. आप should have called in sick because all आप can manage to do is breathe....very gently
1 तारा, स्टार hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving आप a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that आप are able to function relatively well. However, आप are still parched. आप can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a चीज़बर्गर and a side of fries.
2 तारा, स्टार hangover **
Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. आप may look okay but आप have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee आप chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though आप have a nice demeanour about the office, आप are costing your employer valuable money because all आप really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and लेखन कचरा, जंक, रद्दी e-mails.
3 तारा, स्टार hangover ***
Definite headache. Stomach feels crappy. आप are definitely a अंतरिक्ष cadet and so not productive. Anytime a girl walks द्वारा आप gag because her perfume reminds आप of the बिना सोचे समझे जिन shots आप did with your alcoholic फ्रेंड्स after the bouncer kicked आप out at 1:45 a.m. Life would be better right now if आप were in your बिस्तर with a dozen डोनट and a litre of कोक watching Good Morning with Richard and Judy. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet कोक - yet आप haven't peed once.
4 तारा, स्टार hangover ****
Your head is throbbing and आप can't speak too quickly या else आप might honk. आप have लॉस्ट the will to live. Your boss has already lambasted आप for being late and has दिया आप a lecture for reeking of booze. आप wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that आप missed an oh-so crucial spot shaving, (girls, it looks like आप put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars), your teeth have sweaters, your eyes look like one big vein
and your hair style makes आप look like a reject from the class picture of Moss side secondary school circa 1976. आप would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. घर time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, या 3. A time machine so आप could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.
5 तारा, स्टार hangover (aka Dante's 4th वृत्त of Hell) *****
आप have a सेकंड heartbeat in your head which is actually scaring the employee who sits अगला to you. Death seems pretty good right now. आप can't focus as your eyes are scrunched up against the overpowering glare from your computer screen Rancid वोडका, वोदका vapor is seeping out of every pore, staining your कमीज, शर्ट and making आप dizzy. आप still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth, at least आप think it's toothpaste crust. आप don't give a damn either way. Your body has लॉस्ट the ability to generate saliva and your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Talking is not an option. Your boss doesn't even get mad at आप and your co-workers think that your dog just died because आप look so pathetic. आप should have called in sick because all आप can manage to do is breathe....very gently
