Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 6
"It's Gettin' Cold in Here"
[The episode begins in the palace playroom, where Tolee and Rintoo, laughing hysterically as they look at some very funny videos.]
Rintoo: Hey, hey, check this one out.
[The video they are looking at involves a baby बत्तख, बतख who somehow finds his way out of the pond, and takes a bite out of a cake from the snack shack.]
[Rintoo and Tolee laugh once again.]
Rintoo: How does he do that?
Tolee: I have no idea, but it is hilarious. आप can actually see the frosting on his lips.
Rintoo: [laughs louder] I know, I can't believe he did that! I don't know if that's possible.
[Kai-Lan and Hoho walk into the room.]
Kai-Lan: हे guys, whatcha up to?
Tolee: Oh nothing, except that we were watching this video, and this baby बत्तख, बतख came out of the water, and took a bite into a cake.
Hoho: No way, I wanna see.
Tolee: Well, here it is.
[Tolee replays the video.]
Rintoo: Wait for it, wait for it! And...BAM!!
[Rintoo and Hoho laugh again. This time, Kai-Lan and Hoho शामिल होइए in.]
Hoho: No...way!
Rintoo: Way! And the best part is आप can really have a ball with it. I tell ya, if I saw that बत्तख, बतख today, आप know what I would say to him?
Kai-Lan: What?
Rintoo: That I wish he would bring us some cake.
[Everyone laughs.]
Rintoo: I'm not kidding. I would प्यार it if that बत्तख, बतख brought us some cake.
Hoho: Yeah, Rintoo's right. That बत्तख, बतख needs to bring some cake.
Kai-Lan: Now hold on now, आप two. If the बत्तख, बतख could bring something that he might be famous for, then I don't know what to say.
Tolee: Me neither. I mean, what will happen if a cake just came out of nowhere?
[The doorbell rings.]
Hoho: Well, we just have to see to find out.
[The gang heads to the door. On the doorstep they see a cake, with a note that says "Please enjoy this cake."]
Rintoo: Well, looks like my dream came true. And it looks like we'll be pigging out on some cake.
Kai-Lan: I wasn't sure it was gonna happen today, but I guess it happened. So I guess we enjoy this cake.
Hoho: [grabs a fork] आप took the words right out of my mouth. And now I can say this: let's dig in!
[Everybody else picks up forks and grabs a slice of cake. The scene cuts to a few मिनटों later, where there's half a slice of cake left. Everyone is on the floor, after savoring the cake.]
Kai-Lan: Well, that was one good slice of cake.
Rintoo: आप कहा it.
Hoho: I'm not even sure if I might eat रात का खाना tonight. [burps] Excuse me. [laughs]
Tolee: Wherever that cake came from I'm glad it came over here. Otherwise I would have been right.
Rintoo: Don't think about it any longer, Tolee, because we might have to look for और cakes ever so often.
Kai-Lan: आप कहा it.
[The doorbell rings again.]
Rintoo: Who could it be this time?
Kai-Lan: I don't know, but I can go look. [heads to the door]
[Kai-Lan opens the door and she sees a duck.]
Kai-Lan: Can I help you?
Duck: Yes. I can't believe that I'm standing at the गढ़, महल of the famous Empress Kai-Lan.
Kai-Lan: Would this be your first visit to the castle?
Duck: Yes it is. My name is Wendell and I have wanted to meet आप and the emperor since your coronation.
Kai-Lan: Well come with me and you'll see the rest of the गढ़, महल for yourself.
Wendell: Okay. [grabs out a notebook] This is so good. I can't believe that I'm standing in royalty property. This is one I got to get down in the old notebook.
[The scene cuts to the living room.]
Rintoo: What do आप guys think about this new shirt? It says "Have a Bit of Luck with a Tiger Near You".
Hoho: Sounds like it's a good punchline. Where'd आप get it?
Rintoo: I think I bought it from a clothing store when I was on my last trip. The line sounded really funny that I had to buy it.
Tolee: I think that if anyone saw आप wearing it, आप would be very friendly.
Rintoo: That's what I'm hoping for.
Kai-Lan: [walks in the room with Wendell] हे guys. I would like आप to meet someone who has been wanting to meet us for a very long time. Guys, this is Wendell. Wendell, this is Tolee, he's the king and Hoho, who is the prince. And this right here, is the one and only, Emperor Rintoo.
Wendell: Wow, it's an honor to meet all of you. Especially you, oh mighty emperor. I have heard a lot about you. Like आप swapped lives with famous race car driver Matt Vaughn. Did आप enjoy the experience? Were आप missing your job as an emperor?
Rintoo: Let's just say that I had a wonderful time driving a race car, but I was thinking about what was going on back at the palace. I didn't miss working at the palace one bit, and it was just for the day.
Wendell: Wow, that...sounds...awesome.
Rintoo: It was awesome.
Wendell: Were they any other amazing adventures आप partakened in?
Rintoo: Well, I did become a part of making a marshmallow, मार्शमॉलो package for Nutbrown खरगोश, हरे Industries. Ever heard of it?
Wendell: Have I ever. I loved their marshmallows. Which pack did आप help make?
Rintoo: The variety pack.
Wendell: That must explain why you're on the cover of the package.
Rintoo: [laughs] I kinda looked good in that picture. Don't आप guys agree?
[Kai-Lan, Hoho, and Tolee try to voice their opinions, but end up shrugging their shoulders and mumuring at the same time.]
Rintoo: I don't understand anything आप guys are saying.
Kai-Lan: Oh, we were saying that आप look really looked good in that picture.
Rintoo: I knew आप would say that.
Wendell: All of that for an emperor. आप must live some life.
Rintoo: I sure do. And I have some good memories of it. Especially being the race car driver for the day. हे Wendell, do आप want to see something that is really interesting?
Wendell: Would I ever.
Rintoo: Then follow me.
[Rintoo and Wendell walk into the room right अगला to the playroom.]
Wendell: Gee, I wonder what's in here.
Rintoo: You'll see. हे Wendell, what would आप say if I told आप that I have a very special surprise that आप should really see?
Wendell: I would say yes.
Rintoo: Well, today is your lucky day, because...[hums fanfare] I have the largest collection of toy cars of anyone else.
Wendell: Whoa, this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. How many do आप have?
Rintoo: I don't know. I think I might have stopped counting. Feel free to browse and pick whichever one is to your liking.
Wendell: Sweet.
[Wendell walks over to the shelf with the race cars.]
Rintoo: Oh, good choice. These are my most absolute favorite. Especially the one with the flames on there. Like those right there. They are so awesome.
Wendell: How do get these?
Rintoo: I collect them. Mostly I got them from the toy store, and some from out of town. Wanna see what I have?
Wendell: If it means that I might start a car collection, of course?
Rintoo: Alrighty. Here is the first car I ever got.
Wendell: It looks so old.
Rintoo: Well [laughs] I haven't had it that long. Just maybe a few years या so. However long it is.
Wendell: I wonder how आप can get these babies.
Rintoo: Oh it's easy. आप can find some of these at the toy store. I think this week they're giving away free toy cars. I go there every time this happens. Do आप wanna शामिल होइए me and my फ्रेंड्स and get some cars for yourself?
Wendell: Would I. Hey, before we go, do आप and the empress wanna see my house? It's really awesome?
Rintoo: That depends, how awesome is it? Is it as awesome as this palace?
Wendell: You'll see.
[The scene cuts to Wendell's house, which is a dwelling with a very cold climate. The moment Kai-Lan and the gang get in, they start shivering.]
Kai-Lan: Is it this cold here all the time?
Wendell: Not really. Just when there is something big happening.
Tolee: W-what could be happening this week?
Rintoo: I think I may have told him about the free toy car giveaway. Maybe that's what's happening. Did I get that right, Wendell?
Wendell: That's right. The only thing I have noticed so far is the way the air conditioner reacts to whatever my family feels.
Rintoo: What kind of reactions does it take?
Wendell: आप know, the basics. Happiness, sadness, anger. Whatever आप could think of.
Rintoo: How do आप know when it's gonna rain?
Wendell: Easy, when someone inside the house is sad या extremely upset, and when आप see a rain बादल floating on चोटी, शीर्ष of their head, that's how we know when there is going to be a rainstorm.
Kai-Lan: That's...really interesting.
Wendell: I know right. Over here is my personal stash of snacks. I tend to keep them here because I have a very good sweet tooth, and because the others can get to them in a heartbeat.
Hoho: Speaking of in a heartbeat, I think three guys are दिखा रहा है up.
Wendell: Oh no. Quick, help me cover this up.
[Kai-Lan and फ्रेंड्स run over to a sheet that Wendell is holding and covers up the chest.]
बत्तख, बतख #1: हे Wendell. Who are your new friends?
Wendell: Oh, हे Terrence. In case you're wondering, these are royalty.
बत्तख, बतख #2: Wait a minute. I know who आप guys are. You're the emperor and empress of China. [points to Hoho] and आप must be the prince.
Hoho: That's right.
बत्तख, बतख #2: It's an honor to meet आप all. I have been wanting to meet आप for a long time, and now, I finally get that chance. How do आप guys get this much recognition?
Kai-Lan: It just happens.
Rintoo: Plus we have a lot of फ्रेंड्स that spread the word about us, so it's pretty much because of them.
बत्तख, बतख #1: Well, I guess आप already met our little brother, Wendell.
Hoho: Wait a minute. Wendell's your...brother?
बत्तख, बतख #1: Exactly.
Wendell: [laughs nervously] I guess I forgot to mention I had brothers. I just didn't want आप guys to get freaked out द्वारा how rough they are. या द्वारा their size.
Kai-Lan: I see what आप mean.
बत्तख, बतख #1: We're basically just a little और complex than Wendell here. He's what आप might call a tab too...uprising.
Wendell: No I'm not. As a matter of fact, I can prove it to आप guys right now. Wait until आप see what I can do.
[Wendell walks over to a little chair with two balls.]
Wendell: Now watch this.
[Wendell grabs the balls and makes his way to a window, carefully dragging them द्वारा his hands.]
Hoho: That's it?
Wendell: Not yet. Now, check this one out.
[Wendell grabs one ball, throws the other one in the air and manages to catch it in his pants.]
Wendell: See. How hard is that? [throws the other one in his pants.] And that's how आप catch little plastic balls in your pants.
[Kai-Lan and फ्रेंड्स become amazed.]
बत्तख, बतख #1: Oh come on. That's basic strategy. Anyone can do that.
Wendell: Oh really. Do आप think आप guys can do a sommersault while singing?
बत्तख, बतख #2: We're not sure, little brother. We haven't had the chance to see if we can do it yet.
Kai-Lan: Um, I hate to interrupt the conversation, but we were on our way to a toy car convention.
Rintoo: Kai-Lan's right. And we don't wanna be late.
बत्तख, बतख #2: Oh, I see what you're talking about. द्वारा the name, I don't think we gave आप guys our names.
Kai-Lan: No, I don't think so.
बत्तख, बतख #2: My name is Nathan, and this is my twin brother, Gregory.
Tolee: It's great to meet आप both. I'm pretty sure Wendell has a lot to say about you.
Wendell: I sure do. As a matter of fact, I have a lot to say about these two that I decided to write it down.
Gregory: When did आप do that?
Wendell: When आप guys weren't around. I was saving it for a surprise, but I decided right now would be the best time.
Nathan: आप better not read what I think you're about to read.
Wendell: Oh, I'm gonna. [clears throat] My older brothers are so mean that they have no idea when to stop being mean. In fact, there are practically so mean that they might need to take some anger management classes. Maybe that will straighten them up.
[Kai-Lan and her फ्रेंड्स somehow laugh द्वारा what Wendell is saying. Nathan and Gregory however are red in their faces, meaning that they didn't like the story.]
Gregory: Wendell.
Wendell: Yes.
Gregory: I think that आप and your फ्रेंड्स need to leave.
Wendell: How come?
Nathan: Because what आप कहा about us has gotten us to the point that we might need to crank up the feelings thermostat.
Rintoo: आप gotta admit. He did make us laugh.
Gregory: Wrong. What he just did to us make us so mad that we might just wanna turn the AC up high.
[Gregory walks up to the thermostat, turning the air all the way to 50°.]
Nathan: Now we'll see who's mean.
Hoho: Guys, I don't think they were joking.
Tolee: आप think. [shivers]
Rintoo: Wendell, this might be a good time to take back what आप said.
Wendell: You're not kidding. I think that I might have caused things to go bad.
Kai-Lan: Why don't आप try talking to them?
Wendell: Talking to them? It's not that easy.
Kai-Lan: How?
Wendell: They're what आप call a stubborn bunch. If आप try to say something to them, they won't care one bunch.
Tolee: Did आप try telling them in ways they'll understand?
Wendell: Um, I'm not sure. But I can't think if they will care if I do tell them another way. Maybe I should try it.
Rintoo: Good, and make it fast, because the car swap is starting any minute.
Wendell: Okay, okay, just give me a few मिनटों to figure something out, and things should be back to normal.
[Wendell walks over to his big brothers' room, where he finds them wearing white fleece coats.]
Gregory: Oh look, it's the little brother who decided to put his older brothers on blast.
Nathan: What do आप want, आप little twerp? आप came back to put us on blast again?
Wendell: No. I came here to tell आप two to turn off the cold air.
Nathan: Oh really. What's gonna change our minds?
Wendell: This.
[Wendell pulls out a piece of paper.]
Gregory: I knew it. You're gonna rip on us again?
Wendell: Will आप guys just listen for a second?
Nathan: [thinks for a second] Alright. But there better not be anything that we might regret.
Wendell: It's not. If आप just get the message, maybe we can work something out. [clears throat] My brothers are the most wonderful brothers I've ever had, but they need to be alert of the things that could happen when they decide to get angry and not cause problems. Like for example, problems with the house. They may think that turning the personality temperature up on full blast is a good idea, but they're wrong. It will only lead to other problems. So I'm kindly asking you: Can आप turn the air down? Please?
[The two boys think for a moment, and decide to turn the AC down.]
Nathan: Okay, आप have 1 सेकंड to tell us why आप wrote all that stuff about us.
Wendell: [sighs] Because आप guys are always doing things that I can't even do. It's like I'm the understudy of your success.
Gregory: Well, what did आप expect? You're the little brother. That's what little brothers become.
Wendell: I know, but I feel like I wanna do और than just be the understudy. I wanna do stuff that आप guys do.
Nathan: Like what?
Wendell: For example, I want to try out one of your skateboards.
Gregory: Oh really. Well then, why don't आप prove yourself worthy. Use mine.
[Wendell hops aboard Gregory's skateboard and skates along the huge hallway. Getting the boys amazed, he decides to arouse them with another one of his tricks.]
Wendell: Do आप think आप two would see this trick.
Nathan: Let us guess: You're gonna catch the balls in your pants again?
Wendell: That's right. Only this time, I'm gonna catch four balls in my pants instead of three. [starts juggling] Now prepare to be amazed. I am about to catch all of these balls into my pants right before your very eyes.
[Wendell throws each ball one at a time and prepares for the big moment as each one drops down in his pants. This puts the twins in amazement.]
Nathan: Amazing.
Gregory: How can we never managed to get excited about this before?
Wendell: I have no idea.
[Kai-Lan and the gang come into the room.]
Kai-Lan: Wendell, did आप get them to turn the heat down?
Wendell: I sure did, and all I had to do was दिखाना them the kind of बत्तख, बतख they want to see. And guess what else?
Rintoo: What?
Wendell: Since they were so kind of staying to see my awesome tricks, they decided that they wanted to come to the toy car trade with us.
Nathan: We did?
Wendell: आप sure did. And it gonna start any minute. So we better get a हटाइए on.
[The kids हटाइए on while Nathan and Gregory think about what Wendell put them through.]
Gregory: Are आप sure we should do this?
Nathan: It's what he wants, so why not.
Gregory: [sighs] Fine, but I better not say I don't like it, 'cause आप know I will.
[The two leave the room. The scene then changes to the big toy car trade.]
Rintoo: Well guys, does this thing get better every year? Wait, don't answer that 'cause I already know the answer. It does.
Wendell: Rintoo, that was humorous. How do आप even come up with these jokes?
Rintoo: They just come to me. Besides, I am the emperor.
Wendell: I know.
[The scene cuts to a booth with vintage toy vans of various delivery services.]
Clerk: Hello there, come and see the various toy delivery vans we have here. We got Pepsi, we got Frito-Lay, and we have Coca-Cola. Choose your प्रिय one and it's yours.
Wendell: Oh sweet, I always wanted one of these.
Clerk: Well, now आप can. And I'll throw in this extra car for free.
Wendell: Sweet. I'll take the Frito-Lay truck.
Clerk: [hands the Frito-Lay truck to Wendell] Here आप go.
Wendell: Thanks.
Hoho: हे Wendell, do आप think your brothers are enjoying this?
Wendell: I'm sure they're enjoying it in the way they know how.
[The scene cuts to where Gregory and Nathan are sitting on a bench.]
Nathan: This...sucks.
Gregory: I know, but आप gotta admit it. Our little brother got the best of us. Plus, I managed to get some of these cars for free. Don't आप just प्यार it.
Nathan: [sighs] Someone send me away.
[The scene cuts back to the kids.]
Wendell: Well, whatever way they're celebrating it, I'm sure they'll thank me for this.
Rintoo: [laughs] I think they will. हे look over there. Let's go.
[The kids run over to the अगला booth in their sight, while laughing. The camera then pans away from the fair and into the sky, fading to black.]
End of episode.
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Season 2, Episode 6
"It's Gettin' Cold in Here"
[The episode begins in the palace playroom, where Tolee and Rintoo, laughing hysterically as they look at some very funny videos.]
Rintoo: Hey, hey, check this one out.
[The video they are looking at involves a baby बत्तख, बतख who somehow finds his way out of the pond, and takes a bite out of a cake from the snack shack.]
[Rintoo and Tolee laugh once again.]
Rintoo: How does he do that?
Tolee: I have no idea, but it is hilarious. आप can actually see the frosting on his lips.
Rintoo: [laughs louder] I know, I can't believe he did that! I don't know if that's possible.
[Kai-Lan and Hoho walk into the room.]
Kai-Lan: हे guys, whatcha up to?
Tolee: Oh nothing, except that we were watching this video, and this baby बत्तख, बतख came out of the water, and took a bite into a cake.
Hoho: No way, I wanna see.
Tolee: Well, here it is.
[Tolee replays the video.]
Rintoo: Wait for it, wait for it! And...BAM!!
[Rintoo and Hoho laugh again. This time, Kai-Lan and Hoho शामिल होइए in.]
Hoho: No...way!
Rintoo: Way! And the best part is आप can really have a ball with it. I tell ya, if I saw that बत्तख, बतख today, आप know what I would say to him?
Kai-Lan: What?
Rintoo: That I wish he would bring us some cake.
[Everyone laughs.]
Rintoo: I'm not kidding. I would प्यार it if that बत्तख, बतख brought us some cake.
Hoho: Yeah, Rintoo's right. That बत्तख, बतख needs to bring some cake.
Kai-Lan: Now hold on now, आप two. If the बत्तख, बतख could bring something that he might be famous for, then I don't know what to say.
Tolee: Me neither. I mean, what will happen if a cake just came out of nowhere?
[The doorbell rings.]
Hoho: Well, we just have to see to find out.
[The gang heads to the door. On the doorstep they see a cake, with a note that says "Please enjoy this cake."]
Rintoo: Well, looks like my dream came true. And it looks like we'll be pigging out on some cake.
Kai-Lan: I wasn't sure it was gonna happen today, but I guess it happened. So I guess we enjoy this cake.
Hoho: [grabs a fork] आप took the words right out of my mouth. And now I can say this: let's dig in!
[Everybody else picks up forks and grabs a slice of cake. The scene cuts to a few मिनटों later, where there's half a slice of cake left. Everyone is on the floor, after savoring the cake.]
Kai-Lan: Well, that was one good slice of cake.
Rintoo: आप कहा it.
Hoho: I'm not even sure if I might eat रात का खाना tonight. [burps] Excuse me. [laughs]
Tolee: Wherever that cake came from I'm glad it came over here. Otherwise I would have been right.
Rintoo: Don't think about it any longer, Tolee, because we might have to look for और cakes ever so often.
Kai-Lan: आप कहा it.
[The doorbell rings again.]
Rintoo: Who could it be this time?
Kai-Lan: I don't know, but I can go look. [heads to the door]
[Kai-Lan opens the door and she sees a duck.]
Kai-Lan: Can I help you?
Duck: Yes. I can't believe that I'm standing at the गढ़, महल of the famous Empress Kai-Lan.
Kai-Lan: Would this be your first visit to the castle?
Duck: Yes it is. My name is Wendell and I have wanted to meet आप and the emperor since your coronation.
Kai-Lan: Well come with me and you'll see the rest of the गढ़, महल for yourself.
Wendell: Okay. [grabs out a notebook] This is so good. I can't believe that I'm standing in royalty property. This is one I got to get down in the old notebook.
[The scene cuts to the living room.]
Rintoo: What do आप guys think about this new shirt? It says "Have a Bit of Luck with a Tiger Near You".
Hoho: Sounds like it's a good punchline. Where'd आप get it?
Rintoo: I think I bought it from a clothing store when I was on my last trip. The line sounded really funny that I had to buy it.
Tolee: I think that if anyone saw आप wearing it, आप would be very friendly.
Rintoo: That's what I'm hoping for.
Kai-Lan: [walks in the room with Wendell] हे guys. I would like आप to meet someone who has been wanting to meet us for a very long time. Guys, this is Wendell. Wendell, this is Tolee, he's the king and Hoho, who is the prince. And this right here, is the one and only, Emperor Rintoo.
Wendell: Wow, it's an honor to meet all of you. Especially you, oh mighty emperor. I have heard a lot about you. Like आप swapped lives with famous race car driver Matt Vaughn. Did आप enjoy the experience? Were आप missing your job as an emperor?
Rintoo: Let's just say that I had a wonderful time driving a race car, but I was thinking about what was going on back at the palace. I didn't miss working at the palace one bit, and it was just for the day.
Wendell: Wow, that...sounds...awesome.
Rintoo: It was awesome.
Wendell: Were they any other amazing adventures आप partakened in?
Rintoo: Well, I did become a part of making a marshmallow, मार्शमॉलो package for Nutbrown खरगोश, हरे Industries. Ever heard of it?
Wendell: Have I ever. I loved their marshmallows. Which pack did आप help make?
Rintoo: The variety pack.
Wendell: That must explain why you're on the cover of the package.
Rintoo: [laughs] I kinda looked good in that picture. Don't आप guys agree?
[Kai-Lan, Hoho, and Tolee try to voice their opinions, but end up shrugging their shoulders and mumuring at the same time.]
Rintoo: I don't understand anything आप guys are saying.
Kai-Lan: Oh, we were saying that आप look really looked good in that picture.
Rintoo: I knew आप would say that.
Wendell: All of that for an emperor. आप must live some life.
Rintoo: I sure do. And I have some good memories of it. Especially being the race car driver for the day. हे Wendell, do आप want to see something that is really interesting?
Wendell: Would I ever.
Rintoo: Then follow me.
[Rintoo and Wendell walk into the room right अगला to the playroom.]
Wendell: Gee, I wonder what's in here.
Rintoo: You'll see. हे Wendell, what would आप say if I told आप that I have a very special surprise that आप should really see?
Wendell: I would say yes.
Rintoo: Well, today is your lucky day, because...[hums fanfare] I have the largest collection of toy cars of anyone else.
Wendell: Whoa, this is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. How many do आप have?
Rintoo: I don't know. I think I might have stopped counting. Feel free to browse and pick whichever one is to your liking.
Wendell: Sweet.
[Wendell walks over to the shelf with the race cars.]
Rintoo: Oh, good choice. These are my most absolute favorite. Especially the one with the flames on there. Like those right there. They are so awesome.
Wendell: How do get these?
Rintoo: I collect them. Mostly I got them from the toy store, and some from out of town. Wanna see what I have?
Wendell: If it means that I might start a car collection, of course?
Rintoo: Alrighty. Here is the first car I ever got.
Wendell: It looks so old.
Rintoo: Well [laughs] I haven't had it that long. Just maybe a few years या so. However long it is.
Wendell: I wonder how आप can get these babies.
Rintoo: Oh it's easy. आप can find some of these at the toy store. I think this week they're giving away free toy cars. I go there every time this happens. Do आप wanna शामिल होइए me and my फ्रेंड्स and get some cars for yourself?
Wendell: Would I. Hey, before we go, do आप and the empress wanna see my house? It's really awesome?
Rintoo: That depends, how awesome is it? Is it as awesome as this palace?
Wendell: You'll see.
[The scene cuts to Wendell's house, which is a dwelling with a very cold climate. The moment Kai-Lan and the gang get in, they start shivering.]
Kai-Lan: Is it this cold here all the time?
Wendell: Not really. Just when there is something big happening.
Tolee: W-what could be happening this week?
Rintoo: I think I may have told him about the free toy car giveaway. Maybe that's what's happening. Did I get that right, Wendell?
Wendell: That's right. The only thing I have noticed so far is the way the air conditioner reacts to whatever my family feels.
Rintoo: What kind of reactions does it take?
Wendell: आप know, the basics. Happiness, sadness, anger. Whatever आप could think of.
Rintoo: How do आप know when it's gonna rain?
Wendell: Easy, when someone inside the house is sad या extremely upset, and when आप see a rain बादल floating on चोटी, शीर्ष of their head, that's how we know when there is going to be a rainstorm.
Kai-Lan: That's...really interesting.
Wendell: I know right. Over here is my personal stash of snacks. I tend to keep them here because I have a very good sweet tooth, and because the others can get to them in a heartbeat.
Hoho: Speaking of in a heartbeat, I think three guys are दिखा रहा है up.
Wendell: Oh no. Quick, help me cover this up.
[Kai-Lan and फ्रेंड्स run over to a sheet that Wendell is holding and covers up the chest.]
बत्तख, बतख #1: हे Wendell. Who are your new friends?
Wendell: Oh, हे Terrence. In case you're wondering, these are royalty.
बत्तख, बतख #2: Wait a minute. I know who आप guys are. You're the emperor and empress of China. [points to Hoho] and आप must be the prince.
Hoho: That's right.
बत्तख, बतख #2: It's an honor to meet आप all. I have been wanting to meet आप for a long time, and now, I finally get that chance. How do आप guys get this much recognition?
Kai-Lan: It just happens.
Rintoo: Plus we have a lot of फ्रेंड्स that spread the word about us, so it's pretty much because of them.
बत्तख, बतख #1: Well, I guess आप already met our little brother, Wendell.
Hoho: Wait a minute. Wendell's your...brother?
बत्तख, बतख #1: Exactly.
Wendell: [laughs nervously] I guess I forgot to mention I had brothers. I just didn't want आप guys to get freaked out द्वारा how rough they are. या द्वारा their size.
Kai-Lan: I see what आप mean.
बत्तख, बतख #1: We're basically just a little और complex than Wendell here. He's what आप might call a tab too...uprising.
Wendell: No I'm not. As a matter of fact, I can prove it to आप guys right now. Wait until आप see what I can do.
[Wendell walks over to a little chair with two balls.]
Wendell: Now watch this.
[Wendell grabs the balls and makes his way to a window, carefully dragging them द्वारा his hands.]
Hoho: That's it?
Wendell: Not yet. Now, check this one out.
[Wendell grabs one ball, throws the other one in the air and manages to catch it in his pants.]
Wendell: See. How hard is that? [throws the other one in his pants.] And that's how आप catch little plastic balls in your pants.
[Kai-Lan and फ्रेंड्स become amazed.]
बत्तख, बतख #1: Oh come on. That's basic strategy. Anyone can do that.
Wendell: Oh really. Do आप think आप guys can do a sommersault while singing?
बत्तख, बतख #2: We're not sure, little brother. We haven't had the chance to see if we can do it yet.
Kai-Lan: Um, I hate to interrupt the conversation, but we were on our way to a toy car convention.
Rintoo: Kai-Lan's right. And we don't wanna be late.
बत्तख, बतख #2: Oh, I see what you're talking about. द्वारा the name, I don't think we gave आप guys our names.
Kai-Lan: No, I don't think so.
बत्तख, बतख #2: My name is Nathan, and this is my twin brother, Gregory.
Tolee: It's great to meet आप both. I'm pretty sure Wendell has a lot to say about you.
Wendell: I sure do. As a matter of fact, I have a lot to say about these two that I decided to write it down.
Gregory: When did आप do that?
Wendell: When आप guys weren't around. I was saving it for a surprise, but I decided right now would be the best time.
Nathan: आप better not read what I think you're about to read.
Wendell: Oh, I'm gonna. [clears throat] My older brothers are so mean that they have no idea when to stop being mean. In fact, there are practically so mean that they might need to take some anger management classes. Maybe that will straighten them up.
[Kai-Lan and her फ्रेंड्स somehow laugh द्वारा what Wendell is saying. Nathan and Gregory however are red in their faces, meaning that they didn't like the story.]
Gregory: Wendell.
Wendell: Yes.
Gregory: I think that आप and your फ्रेंड्स need to leave.
Wendell: How come?
Nathan: Because what आप कहा about us has gotten us to the point that we might need to crank up the feelings thermostat.
Rintoo: आप gotta admit. He did make us laugh.
Gregory: Wrong. What he just did to us make us so mad that we might just wanna turn the AC up high.
[Gregory walks up to the thermostat, turning the air all the way to 50°.]
Nathan: Now we'll see who's mean.
Hoho: Guys, I don't think they were joking.
Tolee: आप think. [shivers]
Rintoo: Wendell, this might be a good time to take back what आप said.
Wendell: You're not kidding. I think that I might have caused things to go bad.
Kai-Lan: Why don't आप try talking to them?
Wendell: Talking to them? It's not that easy.
Kai-Lan: How?
Wendell: They're what आप call a stubborn bunch. If आप try to say something to them, they won't care one bunch.
Tolee: Did आप try telling them in ways they'll understand?
Wendell: Um, I'm not sure. But I can't think if they will care if I do tell them another way. Maybe I should try it.
Rintoo: Good, and make it fast, because the car swap is starting any minute.
Wendell: Okay, okay, just give me a few मिनटों to figure something out, and things should be back to normal.
[Wendell walks over to his big brothers' room, where he finds them wearing white fleece coats.]
Gregory: Oh look, it's the little brother who decided to put his older brothers on blast.
Nathan: What do आप want, आप little twerp? आप came back to put us on blast again?
Wendell: No. I came here to tell आप two to turn off the cold air.
Nathan: Oh really. What's gonna change our minds?
Wendell: This.
[Wendell pulls out a piece of paper.]
Gregory: I knew it. You're gonna rip on us again?
Wendell: Will आप guys just listen for a second?
Nathan: [thinks for a second] Alright. But there better not be anything that we might regret.
Wendell: It's not. If आप just get the message, maybe we can work something out. [clears throat] My brothers are the most wonderful brothers I've ever had, but they need to be alert of the things that could happen when they decide to get angry and not cause problems. Like for example, problems with the house. They may think that turning the personality temperature up on full blast is a good idea, but they're wrong. It will only lead to other problems. So I'm kindly asking you: Can आप turn the air down? Please?
[The two boys think for a moment, and decide to turn the AC down.]
Nathan: Okay, आप have 1 सेकंड to tell us why आप wrote all that stuff about us.
Wendell: [sighs] Because आप guys are always doing things that I can't even do. It's like I'm the understudy of your success.
Gregory: Well, what did आप expect? You're the little brother. That's what little brothers become.
Wendell: I know, but I feel like I wanna do और than just be the understudy. I wanna do stuff that आप guys do.
Nathan: Like what?
Wendell: For example, I want to try out one of your skateboards.
Gregory: Oh really. Well then, why don't आप prove yourself worthy. Use mine.
[Wendell hops aboard Gregory's skateboard and skates along the huge hallway. Getting the boys amazed, he decides to arouse them with another one of his tricks.]
Wendell: Do आप think आप two would see this trick.
Nathan: Let us guess: You're gonna catch the balls in your pants again?
Wendell: That's right. Only this time, I'm gonna catch four balls in my pants instead of three. [starts juggling] Now prepare to be amazed. I am about to catch all of these balls into my pants right before your very eyes.
[Wendell throws each ball one at a time and prepares for the big moment as each one drops down in his pants. This puts the twins in amazement.]
Nathan: Amazing.
Gregory: How can we never managed to get excited about this before?
Wendell: I have no idea.
[Kai-Lan and the gang come into the room.]
Kai-Lan: Wendell, did आप get them to turn the heat down?
Wendell: I sure did, and all I had to do was दिखाना them the kind of बत्तख, बतख they want to see. And guess what else?
Rintoo: What?
Wendell: Since they were so kind of staying to see my awesome tricks, they decided that they wanted to come to the toy car trade with us.
Nathan: We did?
Wendell: आप sure did. And it gonna start any minute. So we better get a हटाइए on.
[The kids हटाइए on while Nathan and Gregory think about what Wendell put them through.]
Gregory: Are आप sure we should do this?
Nathan: It's what he wants, so why not.
Gregory: [sighs] Fine, but I better not say I don't like it, 'cause आप know I will.
[The two leave the room. The scene then changes to the big toy car trade.]
Rintoo: Well guys, does this thing get better every year? Wait, don't answer that 'cause I already know the answer. It does.
Wendell: Rintoo, that was humorous. How do आप even come up with these jokes?
Rintoo: They just come to me. Besides, I am the emperor.
Wendell: I know.
[The scene cuts to a booth with vintage toy vans of various delivery services.]
Clerk: Hello there, come and see the various toy delivery vans we have here. We got Pepsi, we got Frito-Lay, and we have Coca-Cola. Choose your प्रिय one and it's yours.
Wendell: Oh sweet, I always wanted one of these.
Clerk: Well, now आप can. And I'll throw in this extra car for free.
Wendell: Sweet. I'll take the Frito-Lay truck.
Clerk: [hands the Frito-Lay truck to Wendell] Here आप go.
Wendell: Thanks.
Hoho: हे Wendell, do आप think your brothers are enjoying this?
Wendell: I'm sure they're enjoying it in the way they know how.
[The scene cuts to where Gregory and Nathan are sitting on a bench.]
Nathan: This...sucks.
Gregory: I know, but आप gotta admit it. Our little brother got the best of us. Plus, I managed to get some of these cars for free. Don't आप just प्यार it.
Nathan: [sighs] Someone send me away.
[The scene cuts back to the kids.]
Wendell: Well, whatever way they're celebrating it, I'm sure they'll thank me for this.
Rintoo: [laughs] I think they will. हे look over there. Let's go.
[The kids run over to the अगला booth in their sight, while laughing. The camera then pans away from the fair and into the sky, fading to black.]
End of episode.
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